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"No" means NO! (give me a break, ladies)


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EJ42

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What is it with women these days?  It used to be that guys like us would only get ogled in bars, clubs, or possibly the library, but now I can't go anywhere without women getting overly flirtatious with me.

I mean, I've read the threads about how women just looove Alistair, and I suppose that's some sort of indication that they're attention-starved here in the real world, but seriously...

I realize that I'm as adorable/handsome as Alistair, as sexy as Zevran, and as manly as Sten, but I'm not just some piece of meat to be fondled unsolicitedly.

Ladies, seriously, please just give me some room to breathe.

On another note, I'm not simply ignoring you all.  I've just gotten far too many friend requests.  It is unreasonable to expect me to accept all of them, so I've decided to be fair.  If I can't accept all of you, I'll simply accept none.  I'm sorry, but those are just the breaks.

Also, for those of you who have been hounding me with PMs about my photograph, no, I cannot send you an autographed/personalized one, but I will post a small webshot I just took from my crappy webcam.  Enjoy.

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Modifié par EJ42, 12 janvier 2010 - 04:16 .


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elys

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Well from the above photo it can be deduced:

-You have dog's breath.
- You're getting bald with white hairs.
- You are affected by multiple personalities syndrom.
That should calm down the private messages on your side :P

Modifié par elys, 12 janvier 2010 - 04:23 .


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EJ42

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elys wrote...

Well from the above photo it can be deduced:

-You have dog's breath.
- You're getting bald with white hairs.
- You are affected by multiple personalities syndrom.
That should calm down the private messages on your side :P

So, you're saying I'm hot?

Trying to run the other ladies off, are you?

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Dark Lilith

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no problem,I'll give you and your ego plenty of room.Three of us makes it a little crowded anyways!Image IPB

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Elessara

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omg ... hahahahahaha



This is the 2nd post where all I'm doing is posting a lol. Two in one night!


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Jonp382

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 Hahaha, well done. That's kind of creepy on the dog bit though.:o

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EJ42

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Jonp382 wrote...

 Hahaha, well done. That's kind of creepy on the dog bit though.:o

What are you talking about?

That's just how I look.  You're not exactly a woman, though.  You wouldn't understand.

I can't help it if I'm made up of the best genes from the manliest creatures in all of DA:O.

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JRCHOharry

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I bet you don't have the testicles of a Golem!

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Jonp382

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Ah, you're right. How rude of me! I should respect the maker's gift.

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Dark Lilith

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JRCHOharry wrote...

I bet you don't have the testicles of a Golem!

roflmao

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Stanley Woo

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Just as I thought, this thread is just silly.



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