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[Freckles04]

master-fluff wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

During the dialogue between Eamon, Howe, and Loghain at Eamon's Denerim estate, after Eamon announced the landsmeet. During the dialogue, you call Loghain out, and he says: "I wasn't talking to you." I would have liked the option to pimp slap him upside the head and reply "But I was talking to YOU, b****"

oh yes, this !

And Cauthrein too when she tells you to be quiet because your betters are talking (or words to that effect). 

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Yes, Cauthrien. Um. I just UNITED FERELDEN, so yeah, I think I'm at least equal to these two pansies.

I think she has smarts enough not to say that when you're playing a noble.

[Kohaku]

@Sidreus and Skadi - I just loved those. Anything that allows me to make myself Queen (by myself mind you) or **** slapping people works.

[robertthebard]

I'd love an option where you can count 1 for each time a party member rubs you the wrong way, and when you get to 3, Murder Knife 'em. Then, if Alistair complains, you can say 1.

[Costin_Razvan]

At Ostagar:



To Cailan: Your majesty, you are a bloody idiot. "Stabs"

To be able to punch the revered mother.

To Ser Jory: "Stabs him in the gut"



At Lothering : To be able to actually recruit the bandits



At the Dalish Camp: To stab Carmen



At the Circle: To punch Cullen, hard.



In Orzammar: To be able to kill Harrowmont, personally.



At the Landsmeet:



To make Loghain king!



To make myself Queen/King if I am Human Noble. And march against Orlais once the blight is over!



To be able to tell Alistair: "You are not going anywhere! You are staying, either as you are or I am making you an werewolf, or better yet a Golem!"

[RSTORM50]

When you face the Sloth Demon in the fade after Wynne tells him "We found each other in here."



PC: "Er, what's this WE sh*t? I had to come drag your arse away from your nightmare and you're supposed to be able to tell you're in the fade."



To Eamon when he first mentions putting Alister on the throne.

PC: "Oh hell no! You keep that kind of talk up and i'll poison you again."

[Kilyra]

Although this is not awesomely funny like the others have been...I'm an elf from the Alienage who is pretty much anti-human at this point. There is is a conversation early on with Morrigan where she's talking about spending time amongst humans and wondering about "all the touching". I said something about I have no idea why they do that, I'm not human, and she basically tells me not to split hairs and my culture is basically the same (something to that effect).



I really wish I had the choice to flip out about that. There's no way my character would take kindly to being told she's basically one of the monsters that is human.

[Palentor]

There are so many situations I would have liked to share some choice words with my companions or the people I met.



As a Dalish Elf to Morrigan: "You know, I grew up in the wilds too...BUT I've got friends and family. People respected and loved me, and so did I in return."



As a Dalish Elf to Cammen: "Two years without ever being able to even kill something docile like a deer? You are pathetic and a disgrace to the Dalish. Bow. Woods. Go. Do. Chop Chop."



Any character to Allistair almost always: "Grow some balls!"



As a male human noble to Isolde when she asks who you are in that condescending manner: "Well, technically I am the Teyrn of Highever."

Same situation as a Dwarven Noble: "I am Lord Aeducan, Son of the King of Orzammar, Commander of the Dwarven Army, Champion of the Provings. Your better by blood and deed. Mind your place woman."

Same situation as a Dalish Elf: "Oh just an elf with nothing left to loose, standing about 5 feet away from you and the means to silence your grating voice before you can blink. So please mind your manners. Thank you."



As an elven female mage to Allistair: "You realise that I am, by your definitions and believes, an apostate? And even more so, by mine."



And so much more...

[Sbri]

To Morrigan: "Did it ever bloody occur to you that by helping these people we get what we want? By doing this we become MORE powerful. If we don't help them, we end up WEAKER!" Even if it earned me -20 disapproval, I'd love to be able to say that.

[Sandtigress]

There's a part of Warden's Keep where you can look at the declaration signed by all the Wardens there, and they all have names like "so and so the brave" and what not. I would LOVE a comment from Alistair about why we can't have names like that. Then he could be Alistair the royal bastard!

[Herr Uhl]

Sir Jools wrote...

You can physically hurt him, even kill him. Just side with the werewolves in the following quest arc.

Yup, but the Werewolves usually get him first.

It's just not as personal.

[errant_knight]

Archonsg wrote...

I still stand by :
At Howe's Estate final confrontation wtih him as Human Noble.

"My name is xxxxxxx Cousland. You killed my father, prepare to die!"

LOL! Yes, perfect!

To all the characters thanking me:

"Er, you know I didn't do it by myself, right? And I'm not the only Grey Warden here, so how 'bout  you share the love, huh?"

To Eamon and Teagan when they're talking about making Alistair king and bemoaning the fact that it's come to that:

"Dude! He's standing right there! That is so harsh!"

Modifié par errant_knight, 12 janvier 2010 - 10:06 .

[Sandtigress]

Oh, now that I'm playing a city elf rogue.



When Alistair says "Well, she's more like "Ooo, shiney" instead of "Mwahaha, I am Princess Stabitty stab kill kill" about Leliana - I SO want to say "No, Princess Stabbity is me!!"

[Celuwen]

Rhinna wrote...
To all her companions after Tamlen shows up at camp: "DAMMIT!!! I JUST had to kill the guy I loved who turned into some sort of...horror thingy...and I get NO HUGS OR SYMPATHY AT ALL? what is WITH you guys?!!! It's all ME ME ME with you, isn't it?! I have to sit and listen to you b1tch and moan about your horrible childhoods, yet I don't get a chance to vent? The hell with you all, I'll just go and kill the archdemon myself - go and make your own little "pity party club" - I'm going to take Bann Teaghan up on his offer of a drink at the Spoiled Princess - laters losers!"

Yes! Yes! Yes! 

Only Alistair said anything to me and it was pretty much, "Ah well, he's better off now." After all the Duncan whining I want to ****slap him. 

[Raoune]

Same situation as a Dwarven Noble: "I am Lord Aeducan, Son of the King of Orzammar, Commander of the Dwarven Army, Champion of the Provings. Your better by blood and deed. Mind your place woman."

Oh god, absolutely. My girl NEVER stopped referring to herself as Lady Aeducan, and that was so annoying that you couldn't smack in down in **** Isolde's face.

[Sialater]

I just wanted to turn her into a frog.

[Pigbin]

When Morrigan is doing the ritual offer and you say no, you say "I should have killed you when I had the chance" she says something like a pity its too late now.

"Explain missed opportunity, I'm standing between you and the door in full armour with two flamming swords" Or short version just cut her head off while her back is turned!

[ImpSlave]

Archonsg wrote...

I still stand by :
At Howe's Estate final confrontation wtih him as Human Noble.

"My name is xxxxxxx Cousland. You killed my father, prepare to die!"

This.  

[RSTORM50]

It's always fun to have Shale with you when Isolde gives you that "Who is this man?" line.

Shale: "We also break the necks of rude women when we feel like, just so you know."



There's one place i'd love to go OOC. At the final Howe confrontation, to suddenly break character and go..

PC: "OH yeah! And you killed Eddie in Rocky Horror.. You EVIL BASTID!!.. (Sword slices his head off.)



To go MMO on Morrigan when she mentions killing Flemeth and it would have been a terrible battle.

PC: "Yeah, and she didn't drop sh*t, crappy loot tables."

[tallon1982]

To the bandits at Lothering.

PC: I'm going to give you five reasons to hand over everything you have and get the hell out of here. *shows her/his hand and begins counting down the fingers into a fist*

[Moonstryder]

To be able to ask Flemmeth: "Why is shapeshifting so useless?"

To tell Alistar: "Your sister is having my baby... again"

To ask the Lady of the Forest: "Will you accept my imported Fable II wedding ring?"

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

"Die Oghren!!!!!" I was sad once i found out you couldn't kill him.

[Bootsykk]

I would have laughed so freaking hard if Bioware added in an option to say to Morrigan....:
"Blah blah blah, when I was younger blah blah"
"Ahueh...heeheheu... boobies..."
"...Excuse me, what did you just say?"

To Sten:
"So.... nuzzling...."

To Alistair, after Goldanna on my 'evil' character:
"F*cking grow some balls, you ****!"

To Zevran:
*boot in crotch*

To Wynne on my Drunken Dwarf:
"So... once you go dwarf, you never go back."

To Lelianna:
"Just gimme the freaking bow." I WANTED MARJOLANES BOW SO BAD.

To Ogrhen:
"Take me now, you dwarven stallion!"




On a more serious note, however... I would have liked to tell Zevran at the end that I wanted to be by his side no matter where he goes, and have a happier ending... but... :'( He's a heartbreaker.

[frostajulie]

Juneya wrote...



On a more serious note, however... I would have liked to tell Zevran at the end that I wanted to be by his side no matter where he goes, and have a happier ending... but... :'( He's a heartbreaker.

All of these are awesome.  But that one has my most heartfelt agreement.