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[Ignatia]

Don't have an electric can opener.

Ever burnt your bacon till it's almost charcoal, but it still tasted good because it's bacon?

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

Yes. And I cried tears of bacon grease, but I still ate it and then my tears dried up. It was still okay. Everything.. was gonna be... okay...

Have you ever gave your bacon up for someone else?

Modifié par Johnnie Walker, 11 mars 2013 - 01:13 .

[Mavqt]

Yes.

Ever gone to cook someone dinner, ****ed it up and order take away instead?

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

Negative. I'm an excellent cook. =9

Have you ever ran out of bacon so you rushed to the store and they store had no bacon either!?

[ThE Catalyst of REAPERS]

Made some Ramen noodles

[Mavqt]

Yes. It's worse when you're hungover. Bacon is just the best for curing hangovers.

After a night out. Have you ever woke up in some random persons house not knowing where you are?

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

I know right? Bacon and a splash of scotch. Good hangover cure.

Yes. "I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door."
@Reapers, yup. Thought it's been a while.

Have you ever had steak double wrapped in bacon with bacon inside of the steak?

Modifié par Johnnie Walker, 11 mars 2013 - 01:26 .

[C9316]

Nope, I don't get along with steak.

Have you ever been so curious that you put your finger in a stabler and stabled it?

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

I'm coming to kill you C9 Vette.

Yes I have. You of all people should know that my dear Erik.

Have you ever had someone punch your lights out because you said that you don't get along with steak?

Modifié par Johnnie Walker, 11 mars 2013 - 01:33 .

[C9316]

No, and I don't plan on it. =P

Have you ever had a dream about the next day and then realizing your day turned out just like the dream?

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

Don't worry, it'll be yes when I'm done with you.
Kinda sorta once or twice.

Have you ever punched someone in the throat because they said that they don't like bacon?

[The Don's Hound]

YES!

Have you ever tackled someone into a wall?

[TheClonesLegacy]

I think I did once.

Have you ever kicked open a door?

[RedArmyShogun]

A number of times.

Ever smashed ..stuff with a baseball bat?

[Fiddles dee dee]

Baseball bat - no, cricket bat - yes.

Have you ever wondered why the sky wasn't pink all the time?

[lil yonce]

Yeah, kinda. Assumed it has something to do with something scientific I haven't yet looked up.

Have you ever thought really hard about your place in the universe after viewing an image of the cosmos?

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

Lots of times. That's when you come to self realization. That you are nothing buy a tiny spec in the macrocosm.

Have you ever done an experimentation of extraction the subatomic particles of the atoms that construct the universe? In doing so, the result will unlock the fabrication of quantum physics thus opening up portals that will lead to other universes and dimensions?

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

Perhaps. See what happened was, General Grievous contacted me. He actually communicated to me by creating this communication device. This device can find anyone and anything. How is this possible you ask? Well, it's quite simple really. It's sphere shaped and is capable of traveling at the speed of light. You just have to program a detailed description of an object or person. Extreme detail so that it gets the right person, even if there are multiple figures of the same person.

Knowing the universe is infinitely big and repeats itself over time, General Grievous and I managed to open a portal. We opened this portal by manipulating the particles that make up mine and his universe. We had to mathematically calculate the perfect time to open this portal. Waiting for the opportune moment for our universes to aline perfectly. If we had failed that then we could have ended up opening a portal to some fire molten alien planet that could have boiled over into our world causing cataclysmic destruction.
We may or may not have transported you while doing this experimentation.


Have you ever thought to figure out how to make black holes not so black?

Modifié par Johnnie Walker, 11 mars 2013 - 06:54 .

[Melra]

First of all, you're clearly overdosing with bacon today, hon.

You stick enough white stuff into it?

Have you ever nommed on someone else's shirt?

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

Bacon makes my intellectual insane part of me come out.

No, but one person has nommed my shirt.

Have you ever roasted a marshmallow with a lighter while in the middle of physics class?

Modifié par Johnnie Walker, 11 mars 2013 - 06:57 .

[ObserverStatus]

Nope.

Have you ever sent a death threat to a video game developer over multiplayer balance changes?

[Fiddles dee dee]

No...I don't play Starcraft.

Have you ever made your own curtains?

[The Don's Hound]

Nope.

Have you ever kissed a spider?