Thank heavens, no.
Have you ever been fired from a job?
Thank heavens, no.
Have you ever been fired from a job?
Nope.
Have you ever.. sl*t-shamed someone?
Never!
Have you ever Parkoured?
No.
Have you ever typed a post on this site while simultaneously trying to listen to a teacher's lecture?
Nope.
Have you ever made dinner and decided you didn't want to eat it?
Yes, it was such a waste of a steak.
Have you ever flushed your phone down the toilet?
Nope.
Have you ever been a multinational Orgy?
No.
Have you ever wrestled an animal?
Yes, with my dog, he beats me everytime.
Have you ever disappointed someone during sex.
Never ....... well there was that one time .
Have you ever found money on the ground ?
No, unfortunately.
Have you ever considered robbing a store?
No, and would never do such a thing.
Have your ever sung karaoke in public?
Guest_Act of Velour_*
**** no.
Have you ever found someone's wallet or purse and not returned it?
no..never even found one before
Have you ever been naughty in a public place?
Yes, and it was fun.
Have you ever been arrested?
Yes. Thankfully, in this instance, it was not I who paid for the ticket.
Have you ever eaten squid?
No.
Have you ever eaten a living animal?
Well, fungi and bacteria are not animals, so I guess not. But I did eat living things.
Have you ever asked a person for directions that you already knew, simply because the person was attractive?
No ( but not a bad idea )
Have you ever fallen over in public ?
I've lost count.
Have you ever nearly been hit by a car?
yes
Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
Not a wall , i punched a locker door in ( it was stupid hurt my hand )
Have you ever done something silly for a girl / boy ?
I hit my head on a desk for a girl in 3rd grade.
Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yes a couple
Have you done stand up comedy with an audience ?