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[AutumnWitch]

actually I do wonder sometimes if we are living in a computer simulation. (there is some evidence we are)

 

Have you ever NOT watched Futurama?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Yes, I never, not, not, not, not watched Futurama!

 

Have you ever turned on the tv, flipped through the channels.. screamed in rage that nothing was on... then went and watched a video on Youtube?

[AutumnWitch]

99% of the telly I watch is on demand from back home (UK)

 

Have you ever got lost in an amusement park?

[Regular Wise Guy]

wait.. hold on.. let me see where I... am.. right now? what? ... oh... No.. thankfully not yet! (wheeew.. dodged a bullet right there!)

 

Have you ever temporarily got lost in your own flat? apartment? home?

[AutumnWitch]

no lol

 

Have you ever been underground more than 100 feet?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Sadly no.. I missed it by............................. this much!

 

Have you ever wondered if a sandwich REALLY isn't a sandwich without Miracle Whip? I mean, really truly wondered if the plight of the sandwich hinges on it?

[AutumnWitch]

I dont understand Yanks with their mayo and miracle whip

 

Have you ever ate European bacon?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Hey.. I am not condoning the use of Mayo or the practice of voodoo that is associated to its application.. I endorse no such evil.. even for a Yank..

 

ha! you said.. Yank... that's what she said!

 

and no.. those pigs are too damn snooty for me..

 

Have you ever walked up behind "someone", spanked them in the ass.. and then when they turned around you realized it WASN'T who you thought it was?

[AutumnWitch]

ROFL...... I admit NOTHING

 

Have you ever called someone and forgot who it was as soon as they answered?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Yes, I often confuse female voices. I always have to look at the caller id to prevent any accidental name slip ups.

 

Have you ever had chocolate cheese cake?

[AutumnWitch]

yes nummy

 

Have you ever had pumpkin cheesecake?

[Regular Wise Guy]

If you are referring to the store kind? No.. if you are referring to the ones the criminal goblin cartel smuggle in with all the cocaine.. hell yes..

 

Have you ever wondered why a hamburger is called that, when its not made out of ham?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Nopers. I believe hamburgers were first made in Hamburg, which is why they have ham in their name.

 

Have you ever had a cupcake cone?

[Regular Wise Guy]

In an actual cone? No.. in a cup.... yep!

 

Have you ever had an upside down cake served right side up?

[AutumnWitch]

yes but I was standing on my head XD

 

 

Have you ever had cherry pie?

[Regular Wise Guy]

In all shapes and sizes! Some tasted so good, even brought tears to my eyes!

 

Have you ever ridden a a horse backwards, and thought it was awesome?

[AutumnWitch]

yes actually!

 

Have you ever ridden a real pony?

[Regular Wise Guy]

No.. because child abuse is WRONG!

 

 

Have you ever went all lady Gadiva on a horse?

[AutumnWitch]

No.... just no.

 

Have you drove a car more than 100mph?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Yes... because I want to make absolutely sure my flux capacitor kicks in when I want to time travel!

 

 

Have you ever been at a really cool gathering with friends, having fun, butting heads, throwing logs.. all that cool scotts stuff.. and then, realized.. your underwear is riding WAY too high?

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

yep, i went up to 200mph on a friends Porsche while she was screaming next to me

 

EDIT: and no....i mean yes to the first part no to the underwear part

 

 

 

Have you ever been afraid of clowns?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Clowns? psssht? are you kidding me.. They are perfectly capable of expressing their rage like any other healthy psychopath!

 

 

Have you walked down a flight of steps like a million times before, but then .. one time.. for no reason.. you thought there was an invisible step that led to unavoidable chaos?

[AutumnWitch]

ROFL so many times

 

 

have you ever ran into a glass door?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Nope!... The glass was kind enough to remind me that I could have fallen and hurted myself!....

 

Ever been in a really loud room, lots of people talking too loud, music too loud.. and you really, REALLY want to say something bad to the person next to you...and right as you do.. the WHOLE damn room goes silent and you sound off like a church bell!?

[AutumnWitch]

no Im a soft talker and never give bad news in public

 

Have you ever wanted to go home and you couldn't?