As soon as I find a place to call "home".. I will know I have found it! 
Have you ever been drunk (oh, oh.. I know its called pissed.. which is AWESOME), tried to do a step-up curb check.. but gravity and depth perception lied, and you missed it by.. oh... ALL of it.. and you kissed the sidewalk?
I've only been really pissed once and I was in a safe place so no. Ive been somewhat pissed quite a bit tho and never had that problem.
Have you ever woke up with someone and no known their name?
I certainly have.. to which I kindly inquired "sorry darling.. but have you seen my pants.. this very sexy bathroom / nightie.. just doesn't bring out my eyes"
Have you ever woke up outside.. and have NO CLUE in all hells how you got there?
no thank goodness!
Have you ever had buyers remorse?
Yes, and sending her back to Russia was so heartbreaking too..
I KEED!
Have you ever realized that no matter where you go, there you are?
hey I use that line all the time!!!
Have you ever quoted someone then realised you got it wrong?
"have I ever quoted something, and came to the utter conclusion that I may have been incorrect".. you know, I don't think so! 
Have you ever been utterly, completely wrong. .and still won the issue?
of course....I'm Scottish...we're always right even when we're wrong!
have you ever been to a rock concert?
yeah.. but good lord all those rocks did was just.. sit there.. and stare.. and stare.. and sit there... one rolled away.. and then it just sat there.. and stared..
Is hagus really based on a dare? or actually a much sought after dish of Scottish excellence like I have been led to believe?
*shrugs shoulders* I like it.
Have you ever met someone famous?
to the conditions of how subjective famous can be.. yes.. and they were so happy to meet me you'd swear they almost remembered my name! 
Have you ever looked at a certain celebrity... saw a few vids, whatever.. and asked yourself? Why in the ever loving hells is this person "famous?"
too many to count
Have you ever been banned from a website?
No.. I have found that most porn sites are rather friendly communities and very accepting of a wide range of social behavioral types..
Have you ever wished you could reach through a technical device to strangle and maim the absolute insufferable ass clown on the other end?
*rolls eyes*
too many times to count
Have you ever been to a Strip Club?
well if you are rolling your eyes at ME.. I'm warning right now.. I am NOT an EASY WIN woman type awesome Scottish dryad.!
if not... sweet!
Yes.. I find they have some of the best Chicken nuggets in town.. second only to Chik-fil-a!
Have you ever really wondered if the friend zone is a magical place? or a cursed zone of evil?
I think the friend zone is different for me. Hard to explain but its a good place and sometimes with benefits
Have you ever wondered where the ends of the world are?
I certainly have wondered that. thus I speculate it's in the corners..
Have you ever used the "I have a headache" excuse.. for anything.. when you really didn't have one?
Nope.... I can always fall back on a more reliable excuse if I need one.
Have you ever had a secret tryst?
No.. I wanted to make sure she knew damn well we were having a tryst and not say.. a pajama party..
Have you ever attempted to prove that the theory of gravity was wrong?
Just once...its not,
Have you ever just KNEW you could lift something then discovered it was way too heavy?
Yes.. apparently the term dead weight is more accurate that I was lead to believe before that instance occurred..
Have you ever attempted to lift something you were convinced was heavy as hell.. and so you epically over-exerted yourself and let gravity do the rest because it was light as air?
ROFL yes so many times usually with boxes I dont know what is inside.
Have you ever wanted to be taller?
Yes.. because for some ungodly reason I insist on putting the coolest candy on the highest damn shelf!
have you ever wanted to return to a far forgotten medieval time, what kind of person would you be in that time?
NO WAY!! until recently in history being a woman was a VERY bad occupation even if you were nobility. Maybe if I lived in one of Celtic or Pict tribes but most were gone by then.
Have you ever wanted a week any where time? i
Yes... even just a day perhaps. .April 18 1775... When Paul Revere rides through the Colonies like a lunatic shouting "The British are coming".... I would have loved to rode in 30mins. later screaming like more of a lunatic saying "Sorry... our bad.. just a bunch more colonist in heavy coats"... and watch the chaos ensue!
Have you ever gone to a cool restaurant.. pulled a complete meg ryan in "when harry met sally" and proceeded to act out a fakegasim.. and some actually ask you "what did you have?"
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