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[AutumnWitch]

No...but if I go to a place that is too "stuck up" I will start kissing my GF... just to ****** them off. All the old biddies heads practically explode.

 

Have you ever been a a bad car accident?

[Regular Wise Guy]

(that is the coolest image that will haunt me in the bestest way.. for at least a good 30mins.) I mean.. what is really that much cooler than a bunch of snobby ol' biddies with exploding heads?

 

No..luckily my car knew how to drive me defensively!

 

Have you ever treated your car as if it were a real person?

[AutumnWitch]

yea I love my cars and name them

 

have you ever named your car?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Every. Single. One... Some of the hottest ladies I have ever known! Love 'em and they always love ya right back!

 

Have you ever wanted a super-elite custom car? Like your own.. Autumnwitch-mobile?

[AutumnWitch]

Not really that being said I have owned some REALLY hot cars,

 

 

Have you ever had a car you hated?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Yes... but I hated myself more for cheating on her with a younger model.. resentment kills..

 

would you ever really trust a super-hero who wears their underwear on the outside?

[AutumnWitch]

depends if I get to see them on the floor or not (assume female hero here)

 

 

Have you raced another car?

[Regular Wise Guy]

(I never, ever.. assume! )

 

Yes.. and that car knows better next time.. but I have never breathed so hard in my life! Crack really does alter your physical state in the world!  (I keed!)

 

Have you ever been urban-surfing!? In case you don't know.. its physically riding on the Roof of the car, and attempting to stand up while the car is driving.. the utterly most awesome and epic fail thing to do! LOL

[AutumnWitch]

no lol..... I admit I have not done that. Ive done dangerous things just not silly lol

 

 

Have you ever beeped your car horn at someone then felt bad about it?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Not once in my entire life! My car deserves to be heard too!

 

Ever verbally accosted the idiot driver in front of you at the top of your lungs.. knowing full well they can't hear you.. like.. at all?

[AutumnWitch]

nearly daily

 

Have you ever ran out of petrol far from a station?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Yes.. but luckily my darling car keeps a lot of junk in her trunk and a gas can JUST in case..

 

Have you ever blown a tire, and realized you already used the spare?

[AutumnWitch]

I dont blow anything    Seriously I always have a good spare

 

Have you ever noticed certain music on the radio make you drive faster?

[Deathangel008]

no, because i dont listen to radio (almost only crap music) and also dont have a driving license or a car.

have you ever played a videogame for 10 hours straight?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Oh I sure as hell have... and it was worth every minute! it was the remaining 14 hours of hell and banshee shrieking that was less than pleasant!

 

Have you ever, ever.. I mean ever.. stared at something for so long.. you swore you saw something else entirely?

[AutumnWitch]

that's a long time to share!

 

have you ever volunteered to help the poor?

[Regular Wise Guy]

It took me quite a bit of sharing to realize how long I was staring at it too..before I realized it was something else it wasn't supposed to be..

 

Yes. That is an honor that deserves no witty remark.  Though there is plenty of social venom being spewed about how they "do it to themselves" and "they could improve it they wanted to"... yeah.. ass clowns.. Sometimes, there really are people who cannot do either, and I stand firm in the idea that if you have the ability to make a difference, a true worthwhile difference, not just a finger-waging, togue-lashing, sit on your ass and ****** about it difference.. then you have a responsibility to make sure that difference counts.

 

Have you ever been mistaken for a profession to which you were clearly not associated with?

[AutumnWitch]

yes....but there is a reason for it.

 

Have you ever seen a crime occur? (besides speeding)

[Regular Wise Guy]

- There is a reason? as in a single , epic reason for being mistaken for a different profession...  well my, my such scandal!

 

Yes, I have. Prior to my current status most of my career and education has been either involved with Military or private / government security. Just got used to being the one who saw bad people doing bad things and instead of running away like any other intelligent person, here I am running towards it!  adorably fool-hardy to say the least.

 

Have you ever used your considerable skills and education towards nefarious ends?

 

Now where did that sexy ninja'd come from????

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

i dont have considerable skills and educations....all my ends are nefarious though

 

 

 

have you ever wrestled a aligator?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Quite skillfully in fact...  it made the exact same squeaky noises that both the ducky and dolphin made swimming amongst all the bubbles too!

 

Have you ever ridden on the back of an exotic animal? Camel? Elephant or the like?

[Regular Wise Guy]

Every year for the World Wildlife Fund. With a focus on protecting and preserving tigers.

 

Have you ever been able to pet or hold a tiger close? (holy hells is it awesome, but damn even the cubs are massively strong for their size!)

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

nope, im allergic to teeth

 

 

 

have you ever shot a tiger?