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[DextroDNA]

Listen to his datapad...

An Asari tried to kill him after sex. He beat her with a biotic grenade, she ran back to afterlife.

"Broke Omega's only rule."

MORDIN. ****ED. WITH ARIA.

[Minttymint]

What?! That... I.. Have no words.
"Don't **** with Aria."
"Had to be me some one else might have gotten it wrong."

[Jonathan Shepard]

Waitwut. Where do you find this? I must have missed it!

[CptData]

Aria: What do you want, Salarian?
Mordin: Need an example of your DNA. Please undress.
Aria: You filthy-
Mordin: Standard dose of tranquilizer.
Aria: Don't dare to-
Mordin: Extreme measures. Invasive option useful.
Aria: DON'T F*** WITH ARIA!
Mordin: Commencing biotic explosion.
Aria: SH*********
Mordin: Insertion complete.

[DextroDNA]

Jonathan Shepard wrote...

Waitwut. Where do you find this? I must have missed it!

During the hangover after the party, a datapad is next to Shepard's bed from Mordin before he died. It has songs, an educational play and Mordin's recount of his time with Aria.

[MegaSovereign]

What a baller

[d-boy15]

f_ck with her and survive? mordin is a real bad ass.

[EarthboundNess]

Implications...unpleasant.

[Strangewrex]

d-boy15 wrote...

f_ck with her and survive? mordin is a real bad ass.

Successfully **** with Aria...... Check
Help Create the Genophage... Check
Cure the Genophage............... Check
Kill a Krogan with a Pitchfork.... Check
It's Official, Mordin Solus is the Salarian equivalent to Chuck Norris.

[justafan]

Strangewrex wrote...

d-boy15 wrote...

f_ck with her and survive? mordin is a real bad ass.

Successfully **** with Aria...... Check
Help Create the Genophage... Check
Cure the Genophage............... Check
Kill a Krogan with a Pitchfork.... Check
It's Official, Mordin Solus is the Salarian equivalent to Chuck Norris Blasto.

That he is 

[DextroDNA]

justafan wrote...

Strangewrex wrote...

d-boy15 wrote...

f_ck with her and survive? mordin is a real bad ass.

Successfully **** with Aria...... Check
Help Create the Genophage... Check
Cure the Genophage............... Check
Kill a Krogan with a Pitchfork.... Check
It's Official, Mordin Solus is the Salarian equivalent to Chuck Norris Blasto.

That he is 

Except Blasto got bested by Javik - the 50,000 year old Prothean that Shepard found in the freezer behind the varren chops.

[nhcre8tv1]

I'm glad BioWare read my Rule 34 fan fiction.

[LinksOcarina]

So I got to ask, does Mordin show up at the party if he is still alive?

[DextroDNA]

LinksOcarina wrote...

So I got to ask, does Mordin show up at the party if he is still alive?

Not that I'm aware of.

Most people cured the Genophage (I assume), so I think it'd be hard to find an answer.

[LinksOcarina]

RussianZombeh wrote...

LinksOcarina wrote...

So I got to ask, does Mordin show up at the party if he is still alive?

Not that I'm aware of.

Most people cured the Genophage (I assume), so I think it'd be hard to find an answer.

One way to find out, and it means playing Mass Effect 1 and 2 again to get the answer.

[bayofangels]

Is there a video of this anywhere? I missed the data pad!

[ChrisDV]

Modifié par ChrisDV, 06 mars 2013 - 01:01 .

[Barnaby]

Does this datapad disappear then? I think I missed it too. Headed back to the flat just now and I can't find it. I've already done the party

[Chi_Mangetsu]

Wasn't he just reciting some sort of space hardboiled detective novel? That's what I got out of that bit.

[justafan]

RussianZombeh wrote...

justafan wrote...

Strangewrex wrote...

d-boy15 wrote...

f_ck with her and survive? mordin is a real bad ass.

Successfully **** with Aria...... Check
Help Create the Genophage... Check
Cure the Genophage............... Check
Kill a Krogan with a Pitchfork.... Check
It's Official, Mordin Solus is the Salarian equivalent to Chuck Norris Blasto.

That he is 

Except Blasto got bested by Javik - the 50,000 year old Prothean that Shepard found in the freezer behind the varren chops.

Blasto 8: Blasto cures the Genophage?  Bah!  Mordin beat him to it!

[Eterna]

My life is now complete.

[ThatDancingTurian]

Mordin said he wasn't interested in aliens. Why does BW insist on retconning character traits just for the sake of a two-second joke?

And like the ME universe needed to feel any smaller.

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 06 mars 2013 - 01:07 .

[CptData]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Mordin said he wasn't interested in aliens. Why does BW insist on retconning character traits just for the sake of a two-second joke?

Maybe he simpy isn't telling the truth all day?
After all, would you TRUST a Salarian that f*cked Aria and survived to tell you?

I wouldn't. :innocent:

[ThatDancingTurian]

CptData wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Mordin said he wasn't interested in aliens. Why does BW insist on retconning character traits just for the sake of a two-second joke?

Maybe he simpy isn't telling the truth all day?
After all, would you TRUST a Salarian that f*cked Aria and survived to tell you?

I wouldn't. :innocent:

That's like a new DLC saying Kaidan was secretly a serial killer all along, and when someone calls foul, going, "How can you trust him? He kills people [now]!" Sure I trusted him back in ME2. I have no idea who this guy is.

Personally, I'm just not into rewriting what we knew about characters for a joke that was old before ME3 even came out (Ha ha, get it? ****ed with Aria? LOLOL, never been done before!). If they wanted to joke about Aria's sex life, couldn't we have gotten some Aleena confirmation instead?

[CptData]

^ I was joking.