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Mordin had sex with Aria?


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#51
CaptainDope

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Now we know how he got those scars.

#52
kumquats

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?
First the sex with Javik and now this. I need a drink now.

#53
Mims

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Oh my god, the little things people are finding in this DLC.

#54
B.Shep

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I laughed a lot when noticed Mordin was talking about Aria in that audio log.
That damn scientist salarian! :D

Modifié par B.Shep, 07 mars 2013 - 09:21 .


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Chi_Mangetsu wrote...

Wasn't he just reciting some sort of space hardboiled detective novel? That's what I got out of that bit.


thats what i thought too.  Mordin Noir.  His Aria fanfic.

#56
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Wow, it's amazing how many people are missing the entire freaking point. He gives you the datapad for entertainment purposes only. He's just singing and joking around. IT WAS ALL JUST A FILM NOIR SPOOF.

#57
Valo_Soren

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Honestly as great as Mordins audio logs left for Shepard were the fact that he slept with Aria didn't surprise me it only solidified his status as the most bad ass Salarian ever.

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NatP wrote...

Wow, it's amazing how many people are missing the entire freaking point. He gives you the datapad for entertainment purposes only. He's just singing and joking around. IT WAS ALL JUST A FILM NOIR SPOOF.


I choose to think he did actually sleep with her, because its much more hilarious that way.

#59
BronzTrooper

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Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait... WTF?!?!

#60
Tootles FTW

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Debatable whether this is a serious retelling of Mordin's personal experience, or a noir-style monologue of no actual import. I'm leaning towards the latter because I honestly don't imagine Mordin would dictate his life story in such a fashion.

I wouldn't mind at all if it's the former, it's just amusing fluff and I love Aria, but I don't see why anyone should get their panties in a bunch regarding it either way.

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I preferred the bit where Mordin was in teacher mode " ... Ah.. Varren in mating mode..." ;-)

And his songs.
Definitely needs to replay ME1 and 2 to get him alive and see if he does come to the party and if he performs.

Favorite song from that bit, "... From Protein..."

#62
B.Shep

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Well there is no reason why Mordin would lie about that, also if i remember right, Aria said(in ME2) she knew Mordin.

Modifié par B.Shep, 07 mars 2013 - 09:38 .


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Gamer072196 wrote...
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait... WTF?!?!

Yeah, that was my reaction. And then.....LOL, I still can't type.....can't stop laughing. "Broke Omega's only rule", ROFL. Mordin is the most badass salarian ever.
:lol:

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Ieldra2 wrote...

Gamer072196 wrote...
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait... WTF?!?!

Yeah, that was my reaction. And then.....LOL, I still can't type.....can't stop laughing. "Broke Omega's only rule", ROFL. Mordin is the most badass salarian ever.
:lol:


in more then one...i rolling a good 5 minutes.

#65
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STGexpertiseallowsforexpertinfiltrations. Hadtobeme. Someoneelsemighthavegottenitwrong. *inhale*

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I suppose with Mordin, it'd simply be, "Will bang, okay?"

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Jonathan Sud wrote...

I suppose with Mordin, it'd simply be, "Will bang, okay?"


Steak, I ****g love Steak!!!!  :lol:

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The Love Runner

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Mordin: Looks like I'm the Alpha...
(puts on sunglasses)
Mordin: for Omega!!
YEAH!!!!!
LOL. I got a good laugh. Posted Image Stay classy, Mordin. Stay classy.

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xBUMMx

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NatP wrote...

Wow, it's amazing how many people are missing the entire freaking point. He gives you the datapad for entertainment purposes only. He's just singing and joking around. IT WAS ALL JUST A FILM NOIR SPOOF.

Agreed. It's a funny bit, but Mordin simply recorded it for you for entertainment if he didn't come back from Tuchanka. 

I kinda wondered where it came from though. 

My headcanon is that Shep had the recordings since Tuchanka, but after him and Miri slept together they started talking about the crew and what not, got sad about Mordin and Shep got the data pad out and they listened to it together for a while. Then the tossed it aside and had sex again before they went to sleep. And that's why it was just lying there next to the bed.

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wuuuuuuuuuuuut

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CptData wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Mordin said he wasn't interested in aliens. Why does BW insist on retconning character traits just for the sake of a two-second joke?


Maybe he simpy isn't telling the truth all day?
After all, would you TRUST a Salarian that f*cked Aria and survived to tell you?

I wouldn't. :innocent:


i have two theories so take your pick, one was it was for research, or two he felt lucky for making out alive and didnt want to push it and kept it to his self until now out of respect with aria

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ediskrad327 wrote...

By popular demand! Mordin's datapad! the video! exclamation symbol!


Oh god.... my sides... I need medi-gel here!

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i think it was an audio tape/book reading. after all, he's even doing a parody quote of neuromancer at the beginning of the tape. there is nothing on the tape (except the end) that is supposed to be taken seriously

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I could see Mordin giving out humorous personal tidbits of his past life in the form of film noir narrative, because the ambiguity kind of suits him, at least in this context. Obviously, the fact that he included something like that at all implies that he would at least find the situation humorous even if it was purely fiction, certainly not damning of his character by any means, so I don't see a problem with it either way. It put a smile on my face because he's Mordin and he hasn't always been an old man.

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CptData wrote...

Aria: What do you want, Salarian?
Mordin: Need an example of your DNA. Please undress.
Aria: You filthy-
Mordin: Standard dose of tranquilizer.
Aria: Don't dare to-
Mordin: Extreme measures. Invasive option useful.
Aria: DON'T F*** WITH ARIA!
Mordin: Commencing biotic explosion.
Aria: SH*********
Mordin: Insertion complete.

;)



THIS ............. just THIS SHOULD have been in mordins audio logs.

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