N7 SPEC-OPS: Shore Leave
Starring:
- De-MEL-Isher: N7 Demolisher Engineer
- Amda Talons Flufyria: Turian Cabal Vanguard
- Snarfles: Vorcha Soldier
- Unit #1025: Geth Infiltrator
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This is ANN, coming to you with a special edition of Profiles in
Courage. This week, shore leave!
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We join N7 agents as they recover from a week defending our freedom. @De_Mel_isher, @VorchaDaddy, @TalktotheTalons, and @ThisUnit1025
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
What. No. Guys, who said ANN got to follow us on shore leave?
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
What's wrong with it? It's good to show the galaxy what we're doing for them!
Besides, there's not enough female turians in the spotlight!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Yes, we can show them what we're doing ON DUTY. OFF DUTY, I have NEEDS.
Snarfles, 1025, TELL me you did not okay this.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@de_mel_isher RAAAAAA TALONS SAID GOOD TO SHOW
UNDERREPRESENTED MINORITIES IN POSITIVE ROLE
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@vorchadaddy Hey, Snarfles, not cool. Now, is this an
interview? Do you want a perspective on serving in a turian cabal?
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Oh, @talktothetalons, we are TALKING later. Like after I have had
many drinks and gotten the ringing of all the grenades out of my ears.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
This unit intended to visit the Citadel covertly. Presence of ANN cameras may
interfere with operations.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@thisunit1025 YES. What he said! I had a LOT of things
I wanted to do COVERTLY.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@de_mel_isher This unit is nongendered and requests
that you monitor your privilege.
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These heroes from four difference species are all allied against the
Reapers. @De_Mel_Isher, @VorchaDaddy, @TalktotheTalons,@ThisUnit1025
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They fight for our lives and freedom, and also for the safety
and security of the Citadel.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Okay, screw it, we're sneaking @thisunit1025 in. I don't care.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
We will divert power from normal combat subroutines to maintain
a persistent cloaking field.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@thisunit1025 SHAME YOU NO DO THAT WHEN WE TRYING TO
DISABLE DEVICES WHILE COVERED WITH BEES.
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ANN is proud to follow these diverse individuals silently and without interference.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
Fiiiiiiine. All right, let's get cleared through security.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
We will remain as motionless as possible.
Chapter 2: Silver Coast Casino
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We join @De_Mel_Isher, @VorchaDaddy, @TalktotheTalons, and@ThisUnit1025 on their well-earned shore leave.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Well, THAT took forever. But finally, Silver Coast Casino. I need something alcoholic,
then something limber and increasingly naked.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
This is gonna be great, you guys.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@talktothetalons This unit is nongendered and requests
that you monitor your privilege.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
Shut up, @thisunit1025.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
What's up with your name, anyway, @ThisUnit1025?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_Isher 1025 is the number of digits in 2 to the
10th power, the number of bytes in a kilobyte.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 That's 1024.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_Isher We count the zero.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Dude, it's 1024. I KNOW THIS. I am an
ENGINEER.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_Isher You primarily throw grenades.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 And NOW I primarily DRINK. Have fun, and
don't wait up for me. Be sure not to lose 2 TO THE 10th PLUS ONE.
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Close friends despite their differences, the unit shares a bond of camaraderie
that transcends species.
AmdaTalons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
Time to dance. Maybe find a turian guy or something. Plenty of THEM around! How
about you, Snarfles?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
ME HIT QUASAR MACHINE. NEED CREDITS TO BUY NICE PRESENT FOR
ASARI GIRLFRIEND ON OMEGA.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@VorchaDaddy Oh, yeah, her. The one you don't have
any pictures of?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@TalktotheTalons ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. SHE REAL!
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@VorchaDaddy Uh-huh. Anyway, why do you need more
money to buy her something?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@TalktotheTalons ME NO NEED TO BUY HER ANYTHING. SHE
RESPECT ME FOR WHO ME AM. BUT WANT HER TO KNOW ME THINK OF HER!
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@VorchaDaddy Yeah, good luck with that. I'm going to
be shaking my spurs off and looking for a guy with nice mandibles.
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The common bond for this group? A commitment to earning their
victories legitimately through teamwork.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 RAAAAA MACHINE, YOU STILL HERE?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@VorchaDaddy Yes.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 ME MAYBE ALREADY LOST MOST OF CREDITS ON
QUASAR. YOU HELP?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@VorchaDaddy Inability to calculate simple
probability on your part does not obligate cheating on ours.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 IT NOT FOR ME! IT FOR ASARI GIRLFRIEND
ON OMEGA!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@VorchaDaddy We have not yet reached consensus
regarding the existence of the mate you have described.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 MAYBE YOU NO CAN HACK QUASAR MACHINE.
YOU NOT EVEN COUNT TO 2 TO 10TH POWER RIGHT.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@VorchaDaddy Remain silent. We will recover your
credits.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@VorchaDaddy You are failing to remain silent. Audio
comparison to medical references suggests asthma or a deviated septum.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 IT NATURAL PART OF VORCHA BREATHING.
GIRLFRIEND THINK IT SEXY.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@VorchaDaddy Error: Silver Coast Casino anti-cheating
software has been alerted to our activity.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 RAAAAAAA! YOU MACHINE! HOW YOU NO HACK
RIGHT?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 STUPID MACHINE! ME NO GO TO JAIL BECAUSE
YOU TOO DUMB TO HACK QUASAR GAME!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@VorchaDaddy Regardless of our perceived
intelligence, we possess a tactical cloak, while you do not.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
Hey, guys, what's up, and wow, look at all these security guys coming our way. Hey,
Mister Big-Crest, busy night on the job?
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Woooo! Guys! Guys, meet my hot date! This is Thax!
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_Isher Um, Thax the criminal warlord krogan?
That Thax?
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@TalktotheTalons I told him I had a turian cabal member
in my squad, and he couldn't believe it. Had to see for himself!
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_Isher Why couldn't he believe it? Doesn't
think a cabal member can handle the field with the rest of the N7s?
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_Isher Too pretty? I'll show you pretty! Just
because krogan keep all their women penned up like cattle…
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
RAAAAA YOU NO GET IN PERSONAL SPACE OF TALONS, STUPID KROGAN!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Hey, come on, guys, don't be jerks. Thax is gonna take us out on
his yacht to do shots later!
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
RAAAAA SECURITY, THAX BIG CRIMINAL, PROBABLY HE DOING ANY HACKING OF QUASAR
GAME!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@VorchaDaddy Agreed. The krogan is the likely
suspect.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@de_mel_isher This unit is nongendered and requests --
Alert: security officers are drawing weapons.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Oh, 1024, you're still here! Oh, hey, security guys, it's just my geth buddy --
don't worry, he's a kickass shot.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
Crap. CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!
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High-spirited and full of life, the squad fights above all else for the people
they have sworn to protect.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Chapter 3: Armax Combat Arena
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We now continue our broadcast of Profiles in Courage, following a diverse team
of heroes fighting to protect the galaxy.
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Our squad of @De_Mel_Isher, @VorchaDaddy, @TalktotheTalons, and @ThisUnit1025 is still enjoying shore leave!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
What the crap happened, you guys? I was gonna get shots and a trip to a yacht and
get laid.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_isher Yeah, by a krogan CRIMINAL WARLORD!
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
CASINO SECURITY STILL LOOKING. WE HIDE IN COMBAT ARENA. BIG CROWD, LOTS OF GUNS!
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
Hey, 1024, you with us?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@TalktotheTalons If you are referring to this unit, yes.
The only remaining evidence of our hacking attempt is the interface port we
dropped.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 You dropped an interface port? Is that
like just having a toe fall off or something?
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Hey, don't do that thing with your
flashlight head, it's a fair question and I'm really drunk.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@de_mel_isher This unit observed your former
squadmate, operative Richards, picking it up when Casino Security apprehended
him.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Enh, he was kind of a tool. Always stole
the grenades from my pylon.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Said he needed them because his missiles
didn't fire fast enough. No trouble firing fast enough that one time, I'll tell
you.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
Anyway, @De_Mel_isher , we did you a favor. Thax was a creep. Saying the turian cabals didn't have what
it took for front-line combat.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@TalktotheTalons Oh,
yeah, that would absolutely have stopped me from having mind-blowing sex with
him.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
Wow, this combat arena is HUGE. And it's free to the public tonight! I could
get in there and show EVERYONE what a cabal vanguard can do!
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@TalktotheTalons AND GET PRIZE MONEY FOR ASARI GIRLFRIEND ME HAVE!
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@VorchaDaddy …Also that, sure. Okay, wish me luck. And also, if you see Thax, we should probably
run. I might have biotically poisoned him.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@TalktotheTalons How the crap did you poison him?
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_isher BIOTICALLY.
I just SAID that. How drunk are you?
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@TalktotheTalons Faaaaaairly?
Okay, let's find good seats and watch Talons kick some ass!
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@De_Mel_isher WAIT.
WHAT IF SHE LOSE? ME NO GET CREDITS BEFORE!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@VorchaDaddy I'm
sorry, little snarfly guy. Life is like that. There are no guarantees. We all
just have to try our best.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@De_Mel_isher WHAT IF WE HACK COMBAT SIMULATOR?
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@VorchaDaddy Hell yes, GOOD plan. 1024, you game?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@de_mel_isher This unit is very rarely thanked for disabling devices or applying medi-gel to
downed comrades.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Oh, come on, don't be pissy. Look, how else is Snarfles ever going to get his
imaginary girlfriend to have sex with him?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@De_Mel_isher RAAAAAA, THAT OFFENSIVE ON SEVERAL LEVELS!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_isher Acceptable. We will hack the combat simulator to allow Talons to win.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 GOOD! OVER HERE! NOBODY SEE!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
And here we go! Wow, look at her down there. I guess she DOES poison stuff
biotically! Mass effect fields can do ANYTHING!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
We are prepared to hack holographic enemy behavior protocols. What enemy set is
she engaging?
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Oh, geth. Should be easy for you, huh?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_isher Clarify.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 REAPER-CONTROLLED
GETH. BAD GETH. NOT GOOD GETH.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@VorchaDaddy Well, I don't know about that. I mean, admittedly, I'm pretty hammered, and I wasn't
listening to the announcer, but…
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@de_mel_isher This is offensive. Our people are now fighting alongside yours. We should not be
depicted as enemies.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Why not? It's like us killing those Cerberus jerkwads! Plus you helped us fight
ACTUAL geth just yesterday!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_isher Those are geth platforms being controlled by Reaper code, not geth programs. Do you
not read the N7 newsletter?
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 We
have a newsletter?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_Isher We will not allow our people to be symbolically killed. Altering program.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 WHAT YOU DO? THAT NOT VOICE YOU USE WHEN DO SOMETHING GOOD.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Holy crap, he turned all the geth into primes. This calls for another drink.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@de_mel_isher This unit is nongendered and requests that you monitor your privilege.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Man, she does move her little turian ass around that arena pretty fast, I'll
give her that! Run, girlfriend!
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
RAAAAAA! YOU TURN OFF PRIMES!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Is that Thax? Hey, I think Thax just busted in through the entry door. Wow, he
looks PISSED.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
ME GO HELP!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
Alert: Combat arena schematics suggest that an electrical barrier surrounds the
field of play.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Yyyyyyyep,
sure does. It's okay, he's a vorcha. He'll be fine once he's no longer on fire.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_isher Casino security has sent an alert message to the staff of Armax Arena to arrest
suspects matching your descriptions.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 WHAT the hell did >I< do? Probably good if we left. Thax really seems to want
to kill Talons. Can you turn off the primes?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_isher Negative. However, we can modify them to provide her with a diversion.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 WHAT are you gonna -- hunh. Turned 'em all into vorcha? Nice!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Hey, and I bet a nice grenade blast would knock out the wall and give Snarfles
and Talons a way out!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_isher That is unlikely. A holographic grenade from the combat simulator will not damage
the walls.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Who said anything about holograms? Fire in the hole!
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Pride. Dedication. Commitment. Profiles in Courage follows the stories of those
who give their all for all of us.
Chapter 4: Castle Arcade
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Still on shore leave, @De_Mel_isher, @VorchaDaddy,@TalktotheTalons, and @ThisUnit1025 have
grown closer as a squad... and as friends.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
You guys suck. I have been on shore leave for three hours and my panties are
still on.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_isher Where are we? And also, how did you smuggle a grenade onto the Citadel?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
RAAAAA, CASTLE ARCADE. LOTS OF GAMES. SPACESHIPS FIGHT, ROBOTS FIGHT!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Just robots, though, 1024. Not geth. So don't get your damn omni-panties in a
bunch about it.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_isher Please explain your current rhetorical fixation on undergarments.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Where do you think I hid the grenade?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
GAMES HERE NO GIVE CREDITS! MAYBE WIN PRIZE FOR ASARI GIRLFRIEND?
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@VorchaDaddy Or if you don't win anything, just give her an IMAGINARY prize, since she's your
IMAGINARY girlfriend.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@TalktotheTalons ME ALMOST HEALED FROM BEING ON FIRE BEFORE, BUT WORDS NOT HEAL SO FAST.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Hey, look, there's Thax by the entrance! And he brought his varren! He said it
was show-quality!
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
I look forward to admiring its pedigree as it EATS us.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
Alert: Combat Arena Security has entered the building.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Could be worse. We've at least lost the casino security, right?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
Alert: Silver Coast Casino Security has entered the building.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 You STOP SAYING THINGS. SAY THINGS MAKE MORE BAD THINGS HAPPEN!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
So we've got bad guys ahead of us, to the left of us, and above us. See, this
is why I wished I'd brought my grenade pylon.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_isher So even your huge human panties weren't big enough to fit that bad boy, huh?
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@TalktotheTalons Hey, my human panties are PETITE, THANKS, and at least I don't have to worry about
my big freaky talons aaaaand she's gone.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@De_Mel_isher SHE DO THING WHERE SHE CHARGE THROUGH ENEMIES AND POISON THEM!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@VorchaDaddy Yeah. Biotically. Wow, Thax looks green. He's probably not going to want to show me
his yacht after this.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@De_Mel_isher ME THINK TIME TO RUN AFTER HER.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Ow. Ow. Excuse me. Hey, you, me, later -- no? Nice varren!
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
RAAAAA! IT NOT NICE! IT BITING ME!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
We recommend you continue running and avoid confrontation with the varren.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Ahhhh! Why are you on the radio? I thought you were still next to us!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_Isher We began running almost immediately.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@ThisUnit1025 INFILTRATOR CLOAK AND RUN AWAY, LEAVE REST OF US TO DO FIGHTING. WHY ME NO SURPRISED?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
We have hacked Thax's personal transportation. We will wait for you to join us
before lifting off.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Okay, we're outside, now which one is… heeeey, is that the yacht?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@De_Mel_isher KEEP RUNNING! VARREN STILL BITING ARM!
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
Here, climb on. It's really more of a sky-barge than a yacht.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@TalktotheTalons It's a YACHT! And I could've gotten LAID on it if you hadn't had such a damn chip on
your big spiky shoulder!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
Lifting off now. This vehicle has an unfamiliar control system. Compensating.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_Isher Well, if you hadn't brought a KROGAN CRIMELORD around as your date, maybe I wouldn't
have had to poison his driver to escape!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@TalktotheTalons Wait, you poisoned that guy on the floor? That's not his driver. That's Richards.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_isher Oh, really? So it is. Well, he was near the sky-barge. I assumed he was a guard.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_isher He'll be okay, though. I've got an antidote that should minimize any neural damage.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@TalktotheTalons VARREN STILL BITING ARM. ME OKAY IF YOU POISON IT!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@VorchaDaddy What? No! It's cute! And oh, oh, oh, look, the bar is fully stocked on this thing!
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
Control system still unfamiliar. Compensating.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@ThisUnit1025 Hey, 1025, buddy, I can't help but notice we're losing altitude.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
It'd be great if he had some food, because three shots of ryncol on an empty
stomach is a lot even for me.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@ThisUnit1025 1025? Altitude. You can operate a manual-shift skycar, right?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
Compensating.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
RAAAA, WE CRASH! ME NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@VorchaDaddy Is there any chance you could CONJUGATE it? Seriously, we all have translation
interfaces.You can't handle simple verbs by now?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@De_Mel_isher ME NOT ACTUALLY HAVE ASARI GIRLFRIEND.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@VorchaDaddy Well, duh.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
Alert: Impact in Presidium lake in five, four, three, two...
Chapter 5: Crash-Landing
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
Everybody okay? @De_Mel_isher, I can't believe you're still walking, much less swimming across a damn lake.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@TalktotheTalons Don't be insulting. Wait... It's a YACHT. Aren't they supposed to float?
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_isher I think he was maybe exaggerating a little about the yacht.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Damn it. Snarfles, you all right?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@De_Mel_isher RAAAAA, ME LIVE! HELD ON TO YOU. YOU SEEMED LIKE GOOD SWIMMER. VERY FLOATY.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@VorchaDaddy Really? Well, glad I could help. Apparently.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
How about @ThisUnit1025?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@TalktotheTalons ME NO THINK GETH FLOAT.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@VorchaDaddy He's waterproof, right? They couldn't have kicked the quarians off Rannoch if you
could break them by throwing water on 'em.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
All right, everybody climb up onto shore. So, Snarfles, why'd you lie about
having an asari girlfriend?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@TalktotheTalons ME WANTED TO IMPRESS YOU.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@VorchaDaddy With your ability to tell lies that nobody believed? Hey, unrelatedly, is ryncol bad
for humans?
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@VorchaDaddy WHY did you want to impress us?
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@TalktotheTalons NOT ALL. YOU. ME NO HAVE GREAT BIOTICS OR CABAL SKILLS. BUT ME THINK IF ME HAVE
CREDITS AND GIRLFRIEND, YOU THINK ME GOOD.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@TalktotheTalons BUT ALONG WAY, ME REALIZED IT NOT IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND ME WANTED. IT REAL
GIRLFRIEND. WHO FIGHT WELL AND POISON PEOPLE.
Snarfles @VorchaDaddy
@TalktotheTalons YOU EVERYTHING ME NEVER KNEW ME ALWAYS WANTED. AND KNOW ME NOT PRETTY TURIAN WITH BIG MANDIBLES, BUT--
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@VorchaDaddy Shut up and kiss me, Snarfles.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@TalktotheTalons I am going to throw up.
Amda Talons Flufyria @TalktotheTalons
@De_Mel_isher Hey, RACISM.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@TalktotheTalons No, no, literally, I'm pretty sure ryncol is actually poisonous for people. I mean
human people. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_Isher We can administer poison-control measures if necessary.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Gah! Where the crap did you come from?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_isher Geth do not float. We walked along the underside of the lake.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Good to know. So, Snorfles and Talons are hooking up for the night. Um, maybe
literally. Are they CAUGHT on each other there?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_Isher We approve of this opportunity for emotional bonding within the squad.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 So wait, I'm going to get sick from the ryncol, and THOSE TWO get laid? Who am I
supposed to shack up with, 1024, you?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@de_mel_isher This unit's number is 1025. And we are currently in a committed relationship with
your grenade pylon.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Son of a… aaand there's a C-Sec hovercraft. With a spotlight. That's our cue to
clear out!
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
Hey, wait. Is that Richards out there on the tip of the yacht?
Geth Infiltrator1025 @ThisUnit1025
@De_Mel_isher Affirmative. And the varren.
De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher
@ThisUnit1025 Ah, I'm sure they'll be fine.
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