Some of the funniest things in the DLC
#51
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 09:23
#52
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 09:25
Sgt. Thompson wrote...
In my game I never picked Javik. So in that scene Liara says "I wanted to go" and then Javik says "50,000 years and I rarely get picked." I seriously felt really bad about that, but I laughed because it was so true.
Haha, for me I never took EDI so she said it, I felt horrendous for the next 5-10 minutes after...
"Yes, it seems I am never picked."
#53
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 10:21
#54
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 10:42
Wrex. Pure gold. Especially in the Archive mission "Oh sh*t, they got a krogan! Why don't we have a krogan?" "They still got that krogan!" "I'm beginning to think we sided with the wrong Shepard!"
Also, as always, some nice laughs about Javik.
Pizza Delivery Volus.
Sexual tension joke during the Miranda/Jack argument and Kasumi saying she'd record.
The goddamn motherfu**ing SHIFTY LOOKING SPACE COW having a better High Score at the arcade games than me.
Also, the arguments about the multiplayer, taken straight from BSN: "Random group never good."
Also, edit: Barla Von (Volus information broker, you know) having a better combat sim high score than Aria.
Modifié par Darkelefantos1, 06 mars 2013 - 12:38 .
#55
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 11:12
Darkelefantos1 wrote...
Mordin's tale of meeting (and other things) Aria.
Wrex. Pure gold. Especially in the Archive mission "Oh sh*t, they got a krogan! Why don't we have a krogan?" "They still got that krogan!" "I'm beginning to think we sided with the wrong Shepard!"
Also, as always, some nice laughs about Javik.
Pizza Delivery Volus.
Sexual tension joke during the Miranda/Jack argument and Kasumi saying she'd record.
The goddamn motherfu**ing SHIFTY LOOKING SPACE COW having a better High Score at the arcade games than me.
Also, the arguments about the multiplayer, taken straight from BSN: "Random group never good."
Schells is also one of the top scorers on the leader boards..... lol
#56
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 11:23
Modifié par Necrotya, 06 mars 2013 - 11:24 .
#57
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 11:53
And the Space Diva scene ^^
And all the scene that were already mentioned.
#58
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 11:56
2. "I should go"
3. Glyph wearing a bow tie. I slapped the desk so hard I swear my palms bled.
4. "Hammerhead team showing mako how to do it right!" "Only cause you're copying us!" "I am prothean and my kill count is higher than all of yours!" Or something like that.
5. Javiks entire companion mission, and his email, "It is neither silver or (forgot the rest). Stupid primitives.
6. The entire dlc from start to finish.
#59
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 12:13
GoldFlsh wrote...
Sgt. Thompson wrote...
In my game I never picked Javik. So in that scene Liara says "I wanted to go" and then Javik says "50,000 years and I rarely get picked." I seriously felt really bad about that, but I laughed because it was so true.
Haha, for me I never took EDI so she said it, I felt horrendous for the next 5-10 minutes after...
"Yes, it seems I am never picked."
For me it was Wrex: *sad puppy voice* "I wanted to go"
And Ashley commenting she's never picked. Oh well, at least she wasn't picked to stay next to a nuke.
#60
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 12:13
#61
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 12:18
liggy002 wrote...
I haven't played it all yet since I don't have time right now but that said, funniest moments so far:
1. Javik, Shepard, and Blasto scene
2. Volus pizza delivery guy, calls Vega while on the mission
3. Glyph confusing the real Shepard for the clone, and obeying the clones orders
4. Glyph trying to negotiate a cease fire with the drones
5. Shepard getting bent out of shape and really wanting to kill the clone when he sees that he's messing with his stuff.
#62
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 12:22
#63
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 12:30
#64
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 12:36
Modifié par Rolling Flame, 06 mars 2013 - 12:37 .
#65
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 12:39
-Space hamster in the trash
-Grunt in the shower/space cowboy ref
-volus pizza scene
-"I should go"
-Glyph "dressing up"
-That sudden realization your in Blasto
-Joker laughing at shep dance for so long
-wrex/joker group "man emergency"(/time)
#66
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 12:39
#67
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 12:40
Though, the elevator banter between Tali and Garrus was a good one.
Same with Tali and Javik getting really drunk.
#68
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 01:00
Trentest0 wrote...
Already a thread.
But I've posted it before and I'll post it again, this tops them all.
- Wait - when does this occur? I missed it completely then! Ugh!
#69
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 01:04
Animositisomina wrote...
Budgier wrote...
Your crew getting jealous over not getting picked to be on Shepard's team fffffff I always imagined James took it personally that I literally NEVER take him anywhere
EDI made a comment about being the least chosen squadmate. I wonder if BioWare has an actual statistic on that?
Interesting must be statistically based as i never use James and he made that comment for me.
#70
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 01:04
Sayy what? When does this happen?! I'm playing ME2 with a Shep romancing Garrus and I'm going to use her in ME3 for the Citadel. I don't want to miss this!Exile Isan wrote...
James asking awkward questions about Shep and Garrus' relationship.
#71
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 01:05
wright1978 wrote...
Animositisomina wrote...
Budgier wrote...
Your crew getting jealous over not getting picked to be on Shepard's team fffffff I always imagined James took it personally that I literally NEVER take him anywhere
EDI made a comment about being the least chosen squadmate. I wonder if BioWare has an actual statistic on that?
Interesting must be statistically based as i never use James and he made that comment for me.
I think so! For me, EDI told me she expecte me to take her [I took EDI to a lot of my missions]
and Ashley said she never gets taken anywhere...I took her to one mission and at that, it was an N7 mission.
#72
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 01:06
#73
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 01:08
The way Tali spoke about the resturaunt was the best IMO.dahellraider wrote...
I couldn't stop laughing through grunts re-telling. also loved the star wars reference in the ash bar scene. And lets not forget how everyone is making fun of sheaprd for falling through a fish tank.
Even though she can't even eat there.
#74
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 01:10
- Zaeed and the Asari
- Space Hamster
- "I don't sound like that, do I?"
- Hung over Javik
- Ashley/Shepard bruising each other (I guess they liked that bugged/removed line from the vanilla game)
Modifié par Belisarius25, 06 mars 2013 - 01:12 .
#75
Posté 06 mars 2013 - 01:15
There were turians in the restaurant, so they must have dextro fish. They'd just have to put them in a blender for Tali.Jewlie Ghoulie wrote...
Even though she can't even eat there.





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