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[Uruwashii]

So....

Since I romanced both Jack and Ashley via the trick posted here on the forums, both of them wanted to have sex with me. I saw both romantic scenes and the final scene was bugged. It was some fusion of Jack/Ashley, pixelated with both speeches going at once. I had to youtube both scenes as I couldn't understand either one during my playthrough.

[josipa24]

Liara dancing sober =/= Liara dancing drunk

Glyph estimates the life expectancy of enemy soldiers when Liara tells him to bring their morale down.

Mording singing about mitosis.

Grunt's flashbacks.

[TheWerdna]

The return of Drunk Tali was hilarious.

[Ashii6]

www.youtube.com/watch <- so much this.

[Mims]

Oh my god, I missed the hamster in the trash. Biiittccchhhh.

[Anacronian Stryx]

I like how Ashley in ME 1 tells you she is not a giggling schoolgirl and in this DLC she giggles - it is the most perfect description of the route the Mass Effect franchise has taken i have ever seen.

That made me laugh..in a sad way.

[Scowlyface]

Shepard: if you dont dance with her joker, I will.
Joker:BAWHAHAHAHA...ah.ah..AAAHAHAHAHA..heh.heh.......seriously shepard dont go there.

[Marta Rio II]

josipa24 wrote...
Traynor's toothbrush saving the Normandy.

I thought that was great, and also wondered if it was a subtle nod to the whole "Kai Leng Toothbrush Debacle."

Hmmm, now that I think about it, I wonder if the vase Kai Leng pees in is still in Anderson's apartment.

Modifié par Marta Rio II, 06 mars 2013 - 03:30 .

[Knight of Dane]

Wanted to post this:


Position the camera on the Salarian Counsilor from the Krogan Rebellion history thingy in the archive.

I can understand why they rebelled now.

[nani7788]

Oh god, too many funny moments to write them all down, but some of my most favorite moments were:

- Joker laughing at Shepard's dancing (so hilariously funny!)
- Traynor and her toothbrush
- Glyph confuses the evil Shepard clone with the real one
- Shepard finds space hamster

... and many, many more. Especially the small conversations between my squad at the party.

Modifié par nani7788, 06 mars 2013 - 03:39 .

[EbonyStarr]

Joker's revisionist historical account about how he helped save the citadel... "It's Jokin' time" I almost wet myself!! And I endorsed him so he got free drinks, worth it all around.

The return of drunk Tali. 'nuff said

Glyph wearing a bowtie at the party (altering his appearance to be more "festive")

Glyph estimating the life expectancy of the merc troops in the archives

Glyph's slightly disturbing obsession with elcor mating statues .. o_O

Traynor's overpriced toothbrush...saved the Normandy. *Dies*

Javik and Sheppard getting suckered into a very very poorly written "Blasto 7" Movie.

Javik pointing out that there was "something called a Kasumi present. it pretends to be invisible." LOL

Commander Sheppard STILL can't dance for $#!t.

Specialist Traynor and EDI discussing why Traynor thought EDI's voice was attractive, and Tali continually talking about Cheese as the conversation gets increasingly more awkward "wait...this is dextrose cheese, isn't it?? I forgot to scan the cheese?! this is why I don't drink!" "Don't mind me, I'm just going to run a toxin treatment program...so I don't die!"  I mean, that entire conversation was awesome! LOL

Grunt playing bouncer at the door "yes I like pie, and No, you can't come in."

Glyph: "I have had very little opportunity to use my bounce and spin functionality"

Grunt drunk and asleep in the shower with the water on

Kasumi's disturbing interest in my underwear...

so many many more. This is one of my favorite DLCs.

Modifié par EbonyStarr, 06 mars 2013 - 06:18 .

[thebigbad1013]

MattFini wrote...

Grunt on door duty.

Priceless.

This.

So many great moments but this one had me laughing so damned hard.

[LisuPL]

This.


Killing the Clone selected:

Modifié par LisuPL, 06 mars 2013 - 06:17 .

[EbonyStarr]

nani7788 wrote...

Oh god, too many funny moments to write them all down, but some of my most favorite moments were:

- Joker laughing at Shepard's dancing (so hilariously funny!)
- Traynor and her toothbrush
- Glyph confuses the evil Shepard clone with the real one
- Shepard finds space hamster

... and many, many more. Especially the small conversations between my squad at the party.

ROFL!!!! I swear he laughed at that Idea for 10 minutes LOL

[EbonyStarr]

Oh yeah, and Mordin's science lessons...I never had a teacher that awesome.

[CronoDragoon]

Traynor/EDI/Tali group convo at party. EDI asks what Traynor meant when she said she wanted to "pin EDI's voice to a wall and lick its collarbone" among other things. Tali poisons herself with levo cheese just to change the conversation but it continues.

Eventually EDI says, "Specialist Traynor, I have access to multiple extranet sites that detail hypothetical sexual situations between organics and synthetics. I can forward them to you if you are interested."

Traynor: Oh, no! No no no no no. I mean........Oh, all right. Send them to me.

[tanisha__unknown]

No thte funnies one, but EDI being called a sexbot also made me laugh.

[Cainhurst Crow]

LisuPL wrote...

This.


Killing the Clone selected:

No wonder he wanted you dead. Look what you did to his face.

[Shad Croly]

There were way too many hilarious moments in this DLC to recount all of them, especially as I've yet to fully finish the DLC.

The first thing that had me rolling on the floor with laughter was Brooks ODing on Medi-Gel.

[jonman21]

So many of my favorites already mentioned here, but no one's mentioned this one yet --

Mingling at the party with the spoiled, rich, dumb, society girl (for the third and final time):

"Can't stay away...can you?" - Girl
"What can I say, I'm a masochist." - Shepard (Mark Meer's delivery here was priceless!)
"OMG, no kidding! I'm a Scorpio! We'll get along great!" - Girl

[Cainhurst Crow]

Traynor's toothbrush being a doctor who reference.

[goose2989]

Venom man4 wrote...

Anyone else catch EDI mention angry neighbors that complained about too loud music so she put they in a disposal unit or something followed by saying that was a joke. I don't remember it 100% but it was funny and creepy until she says it was a joke.

That was the gist of it, and yes it was very funny.

[Pride Demon]

Too many to list... XD

- Blasto Scene with Javik
- Francis Kitt and the krogan Macbeth...
- Random pizza delivery volus out of nowhere (still convinced it's an inside joke on the multiplayer pizza deliveries, *hsk* let's get paid *hsk*)
- Clone: I should go! *two minutes of Shepard moping about it*
- Hanna Shepard ending her conversation with "I have to go!". Acorns and trees yadda yadda...
- Shepard. Grunt. Shepard. Wrex.
- All the multiplayer characters banter... XD
- Squaddies complaining about not getting picked
- Mercs realizing they are just cannon fodder... ("Well... ****...")
- The power of toothbrushes!!! (Kai Leng is obviously somewhere lolling hard)
- Grunt's night out...
- Gliph's antics and Javik's random comments about it...
- Traynor meets her archnemesis
- The entirety of the reunion party at the end
- Other stuff I may have forgotten

Never laughed so hard as with this DLC, which is awesome...
BTW, someone has to slap a picture of the pizza-volus giving Shepard the pizza with a "It's dangerous to go out there alone! Here, take this!" subtitle...

[RilantheFirebug]

Oh man.

- Grunt's story. Falling past the hospital window. I lol'd.
- Traynor's chess match. The super dramatic camera angles. "Kick her ass"
- Shep's all disgruntled about her pets being messed with.
- Tali and the cheese.
- Traynor and her toothbrush. Holding it up in silence.
- Jack in the combat arena "I'm going to hit you until candy comes out"
- Drunk Grunt in the shower
- Doorman Grunt. "Yes, I like pie. No, you can't come up"
- The biotic varren that zaps Shep.
- "I should go" speech in the vault.
- The tango with Garrus. I love the quick Shep and James interaction.

And on and on!

[CronoDragoon]

Pride Demon wrote...

Too many to list... XD

- Blasto Scene with Javik

This one knows a thing or two about Enkindling. This one has Enkindled many females across the galaxy.