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[lepisto]

"Morning Shepard. So on the off chance you accidentally trigger an alarm you didn't know you had and you hear a timer start counting down... Then remember the code '6492'. Punch it into the keypad, preferably before the timer goes off. If you don't, well... blame Zaeed. And run like hell."

Garrus to Shepard after the party.

[kouzrah]

The hamster monologue, Glyph working on the mercenaries' morale, the N7 talking about MP, and pretty much everything that comes out of Wrex's mouth.

[futurepixels]

Mathy16 wrote...

When you are threatening brooks and the clone you have 3 renegade chances. The last one involves throwing them out of the airlock. When you say that and Javik is with you he says "finally".
Never laughed so hard.

Weird, I didn't get this option eventhough I brought Javik on the last push.

Does anyone have a video of this?

Modifié par futurepixels, 09 mars 2013 - 09:50 .

[ADeadDiehard]

futurepixels wrote...

Mathy16 wrote...

When you are threatening brooks and the clone you have 3 renegade chances. The last one involves throwing them out of the airlock. When you say that and Javik is with you he says "finally".
Never laughed so hard.

Weird, I didn't get this option eventhough I brought Javik on the last push.

Does anyone have a video of this?

When you find out the truth about Brooks, choose 'I will end you painfully'. There will be renegade interrupts. Take them all with Javik in your party and he should say "Finally."

[Big Bad]

Vorcha Hustler: "Winnah, winnah chicken dinnah!"

I just about died from laughing.

[mackan__s]

Grunt: "Heh heh heh heh!"

Joker: "hahaha, hahahhahahhah, hahahahahahahah, hehehe hahahah huahuahuahuah, seriously though, dont go there"

[NatP]

ADeadDiehard wrote...

futurepixels wrote...

Mathy16 wrote...

When you are threatening brooks and the clone you have 3 renegade chances. The last one involves throwing them out of the airlock. When you say that and Javik is with you he says "finally".
Never laughed so hard.

Weird, I didn't get this option eventhough I brought Javik on the last push.

Does anyone have a video of this?

When you find out the truth about Brooks, choose 'I will end you painfully'. There will be renegade interrupts. Take them all with Javik in your party and he should say "Finally."

Oh man, I HAVE to see this!

[Someone With Mass]

Grunt: No, Shepard doesn't have a half-brother named Sheppy the Volus. Get lost.

Grunt: You're selling cookies? Hmm...I shouldn't let you in, but...cookies...No! You're not getting in! Damn.
---
Liara: Are you ready?

Tali: Well, I need to use the bathroom. And...there. Now I'm ready.

Liara: I was just asking to be polite.

Tali: It's a silly question.

Liara: At least wash your hands afterward.

---

Shepard: Kasumi, why are you going through my underwear drawer?

Kasumi: To be fair, I go through everyone's underwear drawer.

Shepard: *sighs* Can't you just go out there and socialize like normal people?

Kasumi: Normal? Who needs that?

---

EDI: If you want, I can send you a list of extranet sites involving romantic interactions between organics and synthetics.

Traynor: No! No, no, no, no, no. You shouldn't even...no. Oh, okay. Send it my way.

Tali: Ew.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 09 mars 2013 - 10:17 .

[Atucker_a32]

Yes I like pie, and no you can't come up. -Grunt

[dpMeggers]

Glyph and Vega arguing about the pizza in the middle of a firefight. Vega complains that the pepperoni was burnt. I had to pause the game so I din't get killed from laughing.

[CrimsonNephilim]

Kaidan if he's in Hammerhead:

"We're having a party up here! With bullets!"

[RedBeardJim]

Marcin R wrote...
also something said by Garrus, not sure is the quote exact but: "Hey! You are getting paid for this?"

Shepard: "All part of the job."
Garrus: "Wait, job? You mean the rest of you are getting paid for this?"

[nuspeed2020]

JJDamsteegt wrote...

Forgot the best one...such depth:


Grunt: 'Shepard.'
Shep: 'Grunt.'
Wrex: 'Shepard!'
Shep: 'Wrex!'
Grunt: 'Commander Shepard!'
Wrex: 'Shepard, Shepard, Shepard!'
Shep: 'Grunt. Wrex.'
Grunt: <screen shaking>'Shep-heeeerd!'
Wrex: <screen shaking>'SHEP-HEEERRD!'
Shep: 'Wrex. Grunt.'
Grunt: 'Shepard!
Wrex: 'Shepard.' 

This! A thousand times this! Laughed and cried at the same time!

Modifié par nuspeed2020, 10 mars 2013 - 12:56 .

[AgentStark]

Shepard: Where did you get the tattoo?
Tali: In the lower wards by the dock.
Shepard: I meant where on your body.
Tali: I did too!

[PsiMatrix]

nuspeed2020 wrote...

JJDamsteegt wrote...

Forgot the best one...such depth:


Grunt: 'Shepard.'
Shep: 'Grunt.'
Wrex: 'Shepard!'
Shep: 'Wrex!'
Grunt: 'Commander Shepard!'
Wrex: 'Shepard, Shepard, Shepard!'
Shep: 'Grunt. Wrex.'
Grunt: <screen shaking>'Shep-heeeerd!'
Wrex: <screen shaking>'SHEP-HEEERRD!'
Shep: 'Wrex. Grunt.'
Grunt: 'Shepard!
Wrex: 'Shepard.' 

This! A thousand times this! Laughed and cried at the same time!

And the best part is they keep going until you back out of that convo.

[PsiMatrix]

NatP wrote...

ADeadDiehard wrote...

futurepixels wrote...

Mathy16 wrote...

When you are threatening brooks and the clone you have 3 renegade chances. The last one involves throwing them out of the airlock. When you say that and Javik is with you he says "finally".
Never laughed so hard.

Weird, I didn't get this option eventhough I brought Javik on the last push.

Does anyone have a video of this?

When you find out the truth about Brooks, choose 'I will end you painfully'. There will be renegade interrupts. Take them all with Javik in your party and he should say "Finally."

Oh man, I HAVE to see this!

It's when you get trapped in the tube and Brooks reveals she's been on ShepClone's side the whole time. Just as they're gloating you get a Renegade interrupt which begins the series of 3 threats

"First I'm gonna mount your head on a stick"

Renegade 2
"Then I'm mount your head on a stick and put it next to hers"

Renagde 3
"Then I'm gonna put you both in the airlock and flush you into space"

Javik - "FINALLY!"


That whole follow-up is great though. After ShepClone goes "I should go" and closes the archive with you in it Shep spends the next minute worrying about it. I had Javik and Wrex with me. Shepard goes on about "I don't really sound like that, do I?", Wrex goes "Kinda. I thought it was a human thing" and poor Javik is making note of how they have maybe an hour of oxygen left, the last time he was locked in a tube 50,000 years passed and why the Commander is not more worried about the situation.

I missed that kinda of camaraderie in the vanilla campaign

[Exile Isan]

lepisto wrote...

"Morning Shepard. So on the off chance you accidentally trigger an alarm you didn't know you had and you hear a timer start counting down... Then remember the code '6492'. Punch it into the keypad, preferably before the timer goes off. If you don't, well... blame Zaeed. And run like hell."

Garrus to Shepard after the party.

If you romance Garrus he says the pass code is "I HEART GARRUS".

[Mr. Fleas]

JJDamsteegt wrote...

Forgot the best one...such depth:


Grunt: 'Shepard.'
Shep: 'Grunt.'
Wrex: 'Shepard!'
Shep: 'Wrex!'
Grunt: 'Commander Shepard!'
Wrex: 'Shepard, Shepard, Shepard!'
Shep: 'Grunt. Wrex.'
Grunt: <screen shaking>'Shep-heeeerd!'
Wrex: <screen shaking>'SHEP-HEEERRD!'
Shep: 'Wrex. Grunt.'
Grunt: 'Shepard!
Wrex: 'Shepard.' 

[Edolix]

"Sharks!" - A wasted Grunt

[Zilawn]

Shepard: " If someone told me this morning a toothbrush was going to save the Normandy I would have been skeptical" this is the only one I can remember at the top of my head there where so many especially having Javik and Wrex in my party when going after my evil clone.

[bahamutomega]

Modifié par bahamutomega, 10 mars 2013 - 02:24 .

[bahamutomega]

EDI: If you want, I can send you a list of extranet sites involving romantic interactions between organics and synthetics.

Traynor: No! No, no, no, no, no. You shouldn't even...no. Oh, okay. Send it my way.

Tali: Ew.

it's better with a femShep who has romanced Traynor:

Tali: Hah! I'm telling Shepard!

[NinePointer]

Don't know if I remember the exact words but
During a fight in the archives -
Liara: "Glyph lower their morale"
Glyph floats over to one of the enemies -
Glyph: "Your life expectancy is now at 50%, 14, 13, 12"

[NeonFlux117]

There are to many, seriously there are just so many ones.

Everyting from Wrex.
Everything from Grunt
Jack and Miri B!tch fight- kudos to my shep for at least trying to initiate a 3some. Well done.
Shepard clone had some good ones.
Shepard had better ones.
Garrus- as always.

So many moments....... So many memories.

Modifié par NeonFlux117, 10 mars 2013 - 02:58 .

[NinePointer]

Or this -
Razor soldier: "Shepard is still alive"
Clone Shep: "Next person who says that is fired."

I'm trying to pick quotes I haven't seen on this thread, lol.