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[Jonny110]

Best quote by far has to be "Look out, it's Soverigns half brother Sluggard!"

[Solmanian]

I'd loved the whole conversation when htey get locked in the vault, and shepard's like "I don't really sounds like that?", and there's a slow zoom out, as if this is the end. Bioware should've put that as an actual possible ending, saying to ending crowd "here's your bittersweet ending! you happy now?!". If ME was a TV series, this would be a perfect season finale moment, like the end of season 3 of "Angel".

[CrimsonNephilim]

James: "Attention mercenary wannabes, say Please and we'll accept your surrender!"

Tali: "Say "Pretty please", and maybe Wrex will take a break!"

[NeonFlux117]

CrimsonNephilim wrote...

James: "Attention mercenary wannabes, say Please and we'll accept your surrender!"

Tali: "Say "Pretty please", and maybe Wrex will take a break!"

top 5. 

[NinePointer]

When you take EDI with you to retake the Normandy and she shuts down for a minute -
EDI *powers back on and talks high pitched* "I'M OKAY!!"
*everyone looks at EDI with her eyes messed up being cross-eyed; then she fixes them and smiles

Edit - Javik's reply to EDI malfunctioning "Inevitable, in retrospect".

Modifié par NinePointer, 10 mars 2013 - 01:57 .

[matchboxmatt]

Jonny110 wrote...

Best quote by far has to be "Look out, it's Soverigns half brother Sluggard!"

I laughed so hard at that one.

Then again, I laughed so hard at most of these. This DLC was too good.

[madzilla84]

So many favourites already posted, but a few others:

Samara appreciating art. "I like the way the colours blend, and the - actually, I don't know what I'm saying."

Loads of Anderson's data pads, but particularly the one about Shepard.
"Thing is, you never heard a complaint. Never once got "No, sir. I can't do that." She never hesitated. Few people know what Shepard's been through. I'd like to think I come pretty close. And I worry sometimes she forgets: there's a whole bunch of people who lose sleep over her getting back home. Maybe it doesn't need to be said. Maybe we're too dumb to say it. Soldiers like the Commander are rare. Women like Shepard ... even more rare."

"Fine, you know what? It's a hanar urinal. Knock yourself out."

Did pyjaks come to Dunsinane?

"Are ... we getting married?" (Shepard, about EDI's gift)

Javik taking a liking to Zaeed. "I do not understand why he is always damning his god."

"Towers of Hanoi? I don't think so."

The poor N7 Fury who got a Graal VII. I know that feel. XD

Jack calling Tali 'dog legs'.

Kaidan: "You're looking radiant, Commander."
Shepard: "As in beautiful, or as in causing invisible damage?"
Kaidan: "Can't it be both? Ow, my heart."

"I'm sad hanar can't wear sweaters."


[I still have things to find and experience and I've been playing since it came out! So much content! ]

[Solmanian]

Shepard: I tell "we'll talk again", but I never do. Keep'em wanting more.

[Calibrations Expert]

Cortez: "Team hammerhead, laying down covering fire!"
Garrus: "Team Mako. Got another kill!"
Javik: "Team Prothean. I have more kills than ALL OF YOU COMBINED!"

Garrus: "Anything broken? Anything that needs uh...calibrating? Maybe I should stop using that word. But only if Liara stops saying 'by the Goooodesss!'"

Argh, The last thing I'll hear out of Garrus's mouth is so weird!

Modifié par Calibrations Expert, 10 mars 2013 - 03:29 .

[NeonFlux117]

Calibrations Expert wrote...

Cortez: "Team hammerhead, laying down covering fire!"
Garrus: "Team Mako. Got another kill!"
Javik: "Team Prothean. I have more kills than ALL OF YOU COMBINED!"

Garrus: "Anything broken? Anything that needs uh...calibrating? Maybe I should stop using thta word. But only if Liara stops saying 'by the Goooodesss!'"

Argh, The last thing I'll hear out of Garrus's mouth is so weird!

It's Javiks world. The rest of us just live in it. 

[Mr.House]

When Shepard finds her pet and belongings in the garbage can.

[Sakura_Leigh]

Joker: So Kaidan, I’ve never had the nerve to ask… the hair man? Is that product, or are you just naturally, uh, whatever that is?


James and Javik while playing poker

James: Hey you want me to deal you in on the next one? I bet you’d be good at this
Javik: No
James: See! That, right there! Perfect Poker face!
Javik: What are you talking about?
James: You’re still doing it!

[AVPen]

CrimsonNephilim wrote...

Cortez: Really, you have them all memorized?
Tali: Sixty-seven. Holmium, very reactive, very magnetic!
Garrus: Turian parties almost never end with someone reciting the elements.
Traynor: Sixty-eight, Erbium, atomic weight: 167 and change!
Tali: Nice! My turn. Sixty-nine...
Jack: Ha! In your dreams!
Tali: What? I don't get it!
Traynor: I'll explain it later.
*Shepard laughs*
Garrus: It's Thulium, in case anyone cared! Turians have trace amounts in our skin. Protects us from solar radiation.
Tali: NERRRRRRRRD!

I nearly lost it when I first heard that conversation at the party (especially Tali's last line). 
Here's some quotes that I came across:

Tali: "Do you remember when you used to save me in the Wards?"
Shepard: "We'll talk about it later..."'

Merc: "I'm starting to think we picked the wrong Shepard!"
James: "Uh, attention low-life mercenary scum wannabies! Say 'please' and we will accept your surrender!"
Garrus: "And I thought Vega only lied in poker."
Tali: "Say 'pretty please' and maybe Wrex will take a break."
Wrex: "Try it and we'll see!"
Javik: "The Prothean, on the other hand, makes no such promises!"

Glyph: "I thought he was you."
Shepard: "Go and find him again."
Javik: "Stupid machine."
Tali: "Chiktikka is so much better at this..."

Javik: "In my cycle, we flensed food from our teeth with our own biotic abilities."
Wrex: "Man, your cycle sounds like crap."

Wrex: "Still practicing with that shotgun? You remember the fast-reloading trick that I taught you?"
Tali: "You know, I've been looking after myself for the past few years now."
Wrex: "I know. I'm old and I worry. Even when my favorite quarian is all grown up and killing Reapers."
Tali: "You're like the crazy head-butting uncle that I never had."

Tali: "I am Tali'Zorah vas Normandy and this is how we deal with pirates where I am from!" (saying as she blows a CAT6 merc's head off with a N7 Crusader shotgun)

Zaeed: "What could possibly be more important than Zaeed Massani not getting bested by some f**king kid's game?!"

Shepard: "The Council been riding you?"
Wrex: "Bah! Not those pyjak sh*t-slingers."

Samara: "You are a complicated individual, Zaeed Massani."
Zaeed: "You bet your sweet asari arse."

Modifié par AVPen, 10 mars 2013 - 03:37 .

[Calibrations Expert]

*Vault Encounter 4*
Merc: "Shepard is still alive!"
Clone:"Next guy to say that is fired!"

Modifié par Calibrations Expert, 10 mars 2013 - 03:38 .

[Sakura_Leigh]

Kaidan: So whats that drink you gave me? A “frozen pyjack?”
Grunt: Hey! The next ones for me, she promised!
Traynor: Oh! I shouldn’t tell. Trade secret
EDI: We would be extremely grateful
Traynor: Oh fine! You usually make a frozen pyjack for the loud customers. Every few hours you empty your spill-pad into a martini glass and add some ice, Et Voila!
Kaidan: That’s what I’ve just drank!? What was in there!?
Traynor: Damned if I know, It’s best not too look
Kaidan: Ugh im gonna be sick!


Shepard: If this food poisons me, I’ll have you sorting widgets with Adams for a month
Kaidan: Noted
Shepard: Plus I'll kick your a**

Modifié par Sakura_Leigh, 10 mars 2013 - 03:55 .

[Sith Reaper]

idunhavaname wrote...

"My friend doesn't like Alliance types"

"I don't like alliance types either!"

Who says this?

[ajaxbr]

Clone Shepard: "Why you? What makes you so special?"

The quote really brings the whole saga together. Your teammates are now your friends and no quote is the series hammers this home better than that question from "Shepard".

[Cyberfrog81]

Joker at the Casino bar and the epic tale of how he single-handedly kicked Cerberus' ass. Gold.

Modifié par Cyberfrog81, 10 mars 2013 - 04:16 .

[Deganis76]

During the fight with the clone in the Cargo Bay: "Come on! Conrad Verner does a better impression of me!"

[dewayne31]

Sith Reaper wrote...

idunhavaname wrote...

"My friend doesn't like Alliance types"

"I don't like alliance types either!"

Who says this?

a batarian and vorcha in a bar scene with ash actually pretty funny

[ForThessia]

"Kneel before Javik!"

[ParkBom]

Kasumi: Oh, hey, Shep.
Shepard: You're going through my drawers?
Kasumi: I go through everyone's drawers.
Shepard: Can't you just mingle and have fun, like a normal person?
Kasumi: Why would I want to do that? By the way, you have excellent taste in underwear.
Shepard: *sigh* Glad you could make it, Kasumi.
Kasumi: Thanks, I'm having a really good time.
Shepard: By your very strange standards.
Kasumi: Yep!

Jacob: We knew some cells were bad, but the Alliance and the Council weren't doing anything, and we were doing good work.
Kasumi: *turns off Tactical Cloak on the floor, on her back and does a few crunches* And crunches. Lots of crunches. *turns on Tactical Cloak*
Shepard: Hey! Not okay, Kasumi!

Traynor: Are we sure the Normandy is still there? Has anyone else tried to steal it?
Kasumi: *turns off TC* Stealing the Normandy. Now there's an idea. *turns on TC*
Traynor: Wait. What? Who...

Jacob: Hilarious.
Kasumi: *turns off TC* Just hush and do some sit ups.
Jacob: Kasumi...
Kasumi: Just looking! *giggles and turns on TC*
Liara: *sighs* Goddess...

Shepard: Seems a little slow tonight, James.
Kasumi: *turns off TC and is sitting on James who is doing push ups* Well, nobody's perfect. How's it going on your end?
*James falls down and Kasumi does as well*

[Mr.House]

JusticarFlareon wrote...

Kasumi: Oh, hey, Shep.
Shepard: You're going through my drawers?
Kasumi: I go through everyone's drawers.
Shepard: Can't you just mingle and have fun, like a normal person?
Kasumi: Why would I want to do that? By the way, you have excellent taste in underwear.
Shepard: *sigh* Glad you could make it, Kasumi.
Kasumi: Thanks, I'm having a really good time.
Shepard: By your very strange standards.
Kasumi: Yep!

Jacob: We knew some cells were bad, but the Alliance and the Council weren't doing anything, and we were doing good work.
Kasumi: *turns off Tactical Cloak on the floor, on her back and does a few crunches* And crunches. Lots of crunches. *turns on Tactical Cloak*
Shepard: Hey! Not okay, Kasumi!

Traynor: Are we sure the Normandy is still there? Has anyone else tried to steal it?
Kasumi: *turns off TC* Stealing the Normandy. Now there's an idea. *turns on TC*
Traynor: Wait. What? Who...

Jacob: Hilarious.
Kasumi: *turns off TC* Just hush and do some sit ups.
Jacob: Kasumi...
Kasumi: Just looking! *giggles and turns on TC*
Liara: *sighs* Goddess...

Shepard: Seems a little slow tonight, James.
Kasumi: *turns off TC and is sitting on James who is doing push ups* Well, nobody's perfect. How's it going on your end?
*James falls down and Kasumi does as well*

To add to this.

Kasumi: Hmm girlier then I expected, I expected camo panties.

[Deadpool9]

Tali: "Back during my Pilgrimage, I used to walk around near that sushi place and watch the fish through the window. I knew they'd never let me inside, but I'd think to myself, someday, when I've proven my worth to the galaxy, I'll go there for dinner. And then you broke their floor."

Vanguard: "Served with some humans, and one drell who was really annoying. We finished off a wave and were regrouping, and this justicar and I set off heavy biotic blasts. And then the drell just wades in and starts kicking the air for no reason."

[CrimsonNephilim]

Sakura_Leigh wrote...

Joker: So Kaidan, I’ve never had the nerve to ask… the hair man? Is that product, or are you just naturally, uh, whatever that is?

Kaidan: Actually, it's because of static electricity. Biotics build up a charge the same way a ship does during FTL. The L3 impants minimize the effects, but with te L2s, it can be pretty painful.

Joker: Wow. I was just screwing with you. Now I'm that a**hole.


Aw, poor KaiKai and Joker