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[Zoo Keeper Zeke]

Shep sees Zaeed fooling with wiring at the hot tub, asks what's up...

Zaeed: So, in walks your clone, takes a look around, sees this great hot tub, and says to himself, "hey, i fancy a dip."
-- Shep asks a couple questions about what happens...
Zaeed: You ever swim a few laps on the surface of the sun? No? well your clone will be. Heh-heh. That'll teach 'em.
Shep: But what if I want to use the hot tub?
Zaeed: Covered that. It's keyed to your DNA.
Shep: But a clone would have the same DNA as me.
Zaeed: Goddamned clone.

----

Garrus: So, is this the Tali-Shepard love nest? I hope we aren't interrupting anything you two might have been...planning.
Tali: [Hiccups] Wouldn't you like to know, Garrus.
Liara: Whatever the species, males never change, do they?
Samara: Perhaps it's a good thing we Asari don't have any.
Traynor: Hah! Not my problem!

As an aside, this is the first time I started a loud party and am impressed that they even recorded two versions of the same sentence. Tali says "And to falling in loooooove with the ship's captain! [hiccups]" on loud but quiet has the same sentence said without inebriation or a hiccup.

[KENNY4753]

"We'll bang, okay" definitely should have been in there somewhere

the whole Shepard, Wrex, Grunt, Shepaaaarrrd thing was awesome.

the whole damn dlc is my one favorite quote

[NinePointer]

When Jacob asks EDI if she gets a lot of hassle being an AI and EDI responds in generic Avina VI voice.

Vega: "No hard feelings right amigo's?
Liara: " One day I'm going to challenge you to a contest of pull ups."

If only Liara did the damn pull ups for Shepard earlier instead of me wasting 20 minutes of my life doing it.

Modifié par NinePointer, 11 mars 2013 - 05:01 .

[NinePointer]

Pretty much everything Grunt says when he's rejecting people at the door.

Grunt: "Shepard doesn't have a half brother named Sheppy the Volus, no entry."

"You're selling cookies? *mumbles* no, no I shouldn't let you in.... dammit."

"Definitely no mimes allowed, theres no box, there never was."

Modifié par NinePointer, 11 mars 2013 - 04:45 .

[Andronic0s]

Jaavik: "Looks like the drone is preparing to rebel" 

Modifié par Andronic0s, 11 mars 2013 - 04:44 .

[draken-heart]

Not going to be an exact quote but "I love and cherish you darling, but that's terrible" romanced Samantha, referring to Shepard's dancing.

[Titus Thongger]

'The best'

[DrAbysmal]

Vanguard: And then the drell just wades in and starts kicking the air for no reason.

Drunk Tali, mocking Liara's voice from when they first met her: "I'll act it out: Can you hear me out there? I'm trapped. I need help. I'm in a bubble!"

Joker, to Ashley: Yeah, I'm afraid I might get tanked and then pull a gun on Shepard to protect Udina. Wait, hang on, you did that sober!

Andronic0s wrote...

Jaavik: "Looks like the drone is preparing to rebel" [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

I loved that line, one of the funniest ones to me for some reason. I bust out laughing.

[PSUHammer]

"We'll bang, ok?"

Is the greatest non canon game character quote of all time...if they snuck that in there it would have been awesome.

[Rhayak]

When Joker laughs for fifteen minutes straight about Shepard's dancing.

[Lomskis]

Shhuuuuuuum. Shhuuuuuummmmm. More of a wuhwuhwuhwuhwuh.
But if you move further up, it's more of a tktuh-tktuh-tktuh-tktuh 

Modifié par Lomskis, 11 mars 2013 - 12:44 .

[RogueState]

Kaidan at the party aftermath in a hyper tense tone. Goes pretty much like this:

" Who wants more coffee? Anyone for more coffee, I want some more coffee!!! Am I being too loud?"

And not so much a quote but my absolute favourite scene was breaking into the Normandy with Traynors toothbrush. The way she just holds it up and switches it on without saying anything, comedy gold!

[BioWareAre****s]

Zaeed in the Arcade demonstrating his extensive knowledge of swear words.

"I'm sorry I set your car on fire"
"And?"
"And I promise I'll *try* not to do it again"

"Sit tight little guy. And if anyone tries to hurt you....go for the eyes" (Or something like that)

Mordin's recordings...all of them

And the elitist vorcha talking to the Human Female Engineer on Sunset Strip. Always cracks me up, "You see me when you have Widow X!"

Modifié par FluffyCannibal, 11 mars 2013 - 02:30 .

[Helios969]

Honestly, I was either smiling or snickering nearly from start to finish. There were so many inside jokes and jabs pulled straight from these forums...it's debatible whether the player(s) or the dlc creator's had the most fun.

[Bullseye_Sally]

My fav quote is the entire awkward conversation between EDI, Traynor and poor Tali during the party I laughed so hard at that one.

Modifié par Bullseye_Sally, 11 mars 2013 - 02:40 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

FluffyCannibal wrote...

"Sit tight little guy. And if anyone tries to hurt you....go for the eyes" (Or something like that)

I don't understand, I keep hearing about this but I didn't get this convo. When I showed up, Shepard saw a commendation and ship model in the bin and complained that the clone moved her stuff, not her hamster.

[Ieldra]

Miranda (to femShep): "We can't pretend to be anything but troubleshooting space divas."

[Jononarf]

Not really quotes for me, more like moments. I would choose Tali trying to change the conversation with Edi and Traynor because that whole moment was just like my wife during college parties.

[RogueState]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

FluffyCannibal wrote...

"Sit tight little guy. And if anyone tries to hurt you....go for the eyes" (Or something like that)

I don't understand, I keep hearing about this but I didn't get this convo. When I showed up, Shepard saw a commendation and ship model in the bin and complained that the clone moved her stuff, not her hamster.

Do you pick up the space hamster from the engineering sub-deck? You'll need to have the hamster in your cabin or it wont be in the bin with your stuff, you'll need to have got the hamster from the citadel store in ME2 for him to appear. Not sure if it's there without an imported Shep.

Modifié par Lordy12, 11 mars 2013 - 03:30 .

[dewayne31]

Jononarf wrote...

Not really quotes for me, more like moments. I would choose Tali trying to change the conversation with Edi and Traynor because that whole moment was just like my wife during college parties.

tali: ew was great i always laugh

[Darkelefantos1]

Also, after the party, Jack explaining how overcharged biotic implants make her immune to hangovers. So convenient.

[Rikketik]

Lordy12 wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

FluffyCannibal wrote...

"Sit tight little guy. And if anyone tries to hurt you....go for the eyes" (Or something like that)

I don't understand, I keep hearing about this but I didn't get this convo. When I showed up, Shepard saw a commendation and ship model in the bin and complained that the clone moved her stuff, not her hamster.

Do you pick up the space hamster from the engineering sub-deck? You'll need to have the hamster in your cabin or it wont be in the bin with your stuff, you'll need to have got the hamster from the citadel store in ME2 for him to appear. Not sure if it's there without an imported Shep.

You also need to repeatedly click the hamster to hear it. I only clicked it once, only hearing the "now it's personal!" line. You'll get the "go for the eyes" line on the third click or so.

As for my favorite lines from the DLC:

What are clowns hiding?

[dpMeggers]

Darkelefantos1 wrote...

Also, after the party, Jack explaining how overcharged biotic implants make her immune to hangovers. So convenient.

Along those lines, Vega making eggs for everyone and Joker and Tali's massive hangovers.

[Supergamingginger]

"Shepard is saving the galaxy, you have to forgive a few...eccentricities."
That or Joker's laugh when Shepard offers to dance with EDI.

[cwhitney1972]

I'm surprised at how often Jack's lines to Javik at the bar were brought up, but no one mentioned Javik's last line.

"Why don't you go touch yourself?"
"That happens at the end of the party."