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[rapscallioness]

"Prothean don't like you!"

edit: and Joker's long azz laugh at Shep. Loooong!. Lol!

Modifié par rapscallioness, 11 mars 2013 - 05:47 .

[Lazengan]

"I'm going to mount your head on the Normandy's CIC"

"Then, I'm going to mount YOUR head next to HIS HEAD"

"THEN, I'm going to take both your heads and space them out of the airlock" - Sheppard

"FINALLY!" - Javik

Modifié par Lazengan, 11 mars 2013 - 05:52 .

[Supergamingginger]

There are so many quotes here that I've never heard before. Looks like it's time for another play through!

[GHOST OF FRUITY]

'What could be more important than Zaeed Massani not being bested by a F****** kids game!?' Almost cried laughing at that whole scene.

So many great quotes in that DLC.

[rapscallioness]

JJDamsteegt wrote...

There were too many of them.
During the party, Joker talking sarcasticly about Cerberus, Zaeed and Garrus trying to secure your appartment, Wrex and Grunt fighting, an even more drunk Tali.

snip

omg. I forgot abt that. I'm talking to Garrus and I hear Zaeed thru the comm, or something saying, :"Shhh, don't tell her. She won't understand."

so many great lines and moments. too funny.

[rapscallioness]

GT Zazzerka wrote...

JJDamsteegt wrote...

Forgot the best one...such depth:
Grunt: 'Shepard.'
Shep: 'Grunt.'
Wrex: 'Shepard!'
Shep: 'Wrex!'
Grunt: 'Commander Shepard!'
Wrex: 'Shepard, Shepard, Shepard!'
Shep: 'Grunt. Wrex.'
Grunt: <screen shaking>'Shep-heeeerd!'
Wrex: <screen shaking>'SHEP-HEEERRD!'
Shep: 'Wrex. Grunt.'
Grunt: 'Shepard!
Wrex: 'Shepard.' 

I didn't get this one. Tell me how to get it.

Now.

Lmao! That was great! Ha!

[Zoo Keeper Zeke]

I don't have the exact quote for this, but related to Javik and his love for the airlock it was both funny and nice what he says on the final Citadel DLC mission if taken with EDI. Javik actually suggests EDI be careful to avoid the airlock when she was having trouble getting around the hijacked Normandy.

Modifié par Zoo Keeper Zeke, 11 mars 2013 - 05:58 .

[Tuthsok]

Beef, Bacon and Beer, The foods of our people.

[Ieldra]

Here's another one:

Director (whispers): Say your line!
Vorcha (hesitates): ...
Vorcha (steps forward): You die now!

:lol:
That is just so....vorcha.

Modifié par Ieldra2, 11 mars 2013 - 06:22 .

[Killdren88]

"Traynor..My shower is for winners."

[ladyvader]

Urdnot_Bucdawg wrote...

CrimsonNephilim wrote...


"Are you kidding me!? Conrad Verner is better at being me than you are!"

OMG I spent a half hour cleaning off my tv after I sprayed my dinner all over the screen when I heard that line. ! Died 4 times laughing so hard, reloading, dying AGAIN till I got it together to finish the fight

I just paused the game because I was laughing so hard.  

There are so many great lines in this game.  I paused it several times because I was laughing too much.

And it seems a week later, I'm still missing stuff.  Well done BW, well done.

[rapscallioness]

Master Che wrote...

idunhavaname wrote...


"That drone is preparing to rebel"

made me clap.

it was delivered so fast and how it fit in the scene was a sucker punch of funny!

The bolded is one of the things I loved w/this dlc banter. It was just so spontaneous feeling. Outta left field. Yet, the banter still stayed true to whichever character was saying it.

I loved the snappy delivery. Not wait ur turn to talk. Just jump in.

It reminded of sum of the repartee in the old black and white movies.  Cary Grant and Katrherine Hepburn. Such a quick back and forth ur left wondering wait..did I just hear that? Lol!

Great stuff. Great rhythm. 

p.s. And the Notes from Anderson were awesome. I loved those things.

[leighzard]

Zoo Keeper Zeke wrote...

Shep sees Zaeed fooling with wiring at the hot tub, asks what's up...

Zaeed: So, in walks your clone, takes a look around, sees this great hot tub, and says to himself, "hey, i fancy a dip."
-- Shep asks a couple questions about what happens...
Zaeed: You ever swim a few laps on the surface of the sun? No? well your clone will be. Heh-heh. That'll teach 'em.
Shep: But what if I want to use the hot tub?
Zaeed: Covered that. It's keyed to your DNA.
Shep: But a clone would have the same DNA as me.
Zaeed: Goddamned clone.

That is f-ing amazing!  Why didn't I get that in at my party?  I've got to replay it again.

So far, my favorite has been "Conrad Verner is better at being me than you are!"

I also heartily approved of the use of Traynor's toothbrush.  She was brilliant in the dlc.

[Legbiter]

Tacticity wrote...

"Officer, this krogan is part of a secret Spectre task force, Operation... Fire... Cobra... Claw."

*pause*

"... Operation Fire Cobra Claw?"

"That's right, I can take it from here."

This.

[Exile Isan]

leborum wrote...
That is f-ing amazing!  Why didn't I get that in at my party?  I've got to replay it again.

You only get the dialog with Zaeed and Garrus if you do the quiet party, and IMHO it's funnier when you're romancing Garrus. Zaeed calls Shep Garrus' "old ball and chain" and tells them to "get a room. God knows this place has enough of them." lol 

[Momiji.mii]

There was so many funny conversations and one-liners in this DLC that I was laughing pretty much in every conversation. Most of my favourites have already been mentioned in this thread, but my favourite thing wasn't really a line of dialogue, it was inviting Jack with her biotic varren to my apartment and seeing my Shepard fall uncermoniously on her ass when the varren used his biotics on her because she tricked him! That had me in tears of laughter!

[Exile Isan]

I have to come to the conclusion that Traynor's toothbrush is my favorite of all the funny sequences/lines in this game.

[leighzard]

Exile Isan wrote...

leborum wrote...
That is f-ing amazing!  Why didn't I get that in at my party?  I've got to replay it again.

You only get the dialog with Zaeed and Garrus if you do the quiet party, and IMHO it's funnier when you're romancing Garrus. Zaeed calls Shep Garrus' "old ball and chain" and tells them to "get a room. God knows this place has enough of them." lol 

I'm doing this right now.  I'm constantly amazed by how much content variation there is in this dlc.  Thanks!

[Terrapin]

Shuuuuum, Shuuuuuuuuum, SHUuuuuuuuum
You know what I'm talking about!
WuhWuhwuhwuhwuh

[dpMeggers]

Tuthsok wrote...

Beef, Bacon and Beer, The foods of our people.

Especially funny if you're Canadian. Because it's a pretty accurate assessment of our food culture.

[RedBeardJim]

Lomskis wrote...

Shhuuuuuuum. Shhuuuuuummmmm. More of a wuhwuhwuhwuhwuh.
But if you move further up, it's more of a tktuh-tktuh-tktuh-tktuh 

"Right next to the medbay!"
"Exactly!"

[CrimsonNephilim]

Playing through ME3 again and at the Citadel Coup...so much headesking at the Derp moment when Kai Lame shows up and jumps on the car ;

[goose2989]

Terrapin wrote...

Shuuuuum, Shuuuuuuuuum, SHUuuuuuuuum
You know what I'm talking about!
WuhWuhwuhwuhwuh

With the arm motions

[Auintus]

Most of these.

The funniest part was how she gets serious for a second, fixes her eye, then smiles again.

[Only-Twin]

Okay, favorite quote now:

"Gimme more, gimme more... fishdog food shack!"

Or more so all of Grunt's drunk sayings. 

Modifié par Only-Twin, 12 mars 2013 - 03:50 .