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[cljqnsnyc]

Impossible to pick a favorite line...far too many said by everyone, mercs included. They were hysterical!

"They have a Krogan. Why don't we have a Krogan?"

Mercs: "That Turian up there is Arch Angel."

Mercs: "So how the hell are we gonna kill him?"

Garrus "You won't."


I could go on and on and on.........

Modifié par cljqnsnyc, 22 avril 2013 - 12:13 .

[Reikilea]

Whimper wrote...

Dobbysaurus wrote...

Shepard: "What would I do without you."

Kaidan: "You'll never find out." 

[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]

Yeah, this one got me.

Okay. That one always gets me.

And everything glyph says.

Especially :
Shepard: Where is the target Glyph?

Glyph: He is searching for a secret vault. He did no wish to be disturbed.

Shepard: What?

Glyph: I thought he was you.

And basically a lot of things my favourite characters say.

Modifié par Reikilea, 22 avril 2013 - 12:26 .

[iOnlySignIn]

MysticSpace wrote...

Grunt: Cause I was on fire

I love Steve Blum's delivery of that line.

Also "Who's a space cowboy?" XD

[NT121784]

ssltrain wrote...

The Asari at the fundraiser confusing the saying "keep a stiff upper lip" and instead saying "taking a stiff one to the lips."

Dirty joke but funny as hell.

Just noticed this one, just about lost my s***, lol

[taloris]

Joker not quite believing that Shepard uses him as bait in the sushi restaurant. "The Saviour of the Citadel just used brittle bones guy as bait!"

Also the comm banter between Vega and an un-romanced femshep. Just the way James delivers the 'that's when things get fun' line seems a little on the innuendo loaded side... or that could be just me having a slight fan-girlish moment. Considering the flirtationship that goes on between them, I personally would've loved to have seen James show up at the car lot instead of Liara, the outfit comment wouldn't have seemed quite so out of place then.

Throw in everyone's favourite Brogan to top it all off, then let the destruction of the car lot commence!

[Vespervin]

 -[Insert Tali'Zorah singing here]-

[Vargeisa]

Grunt: See? Four. Pay up.

[MrFob]

Not really a quote but Grunt's noodle stand scene was simply the most hilarious a(nd if you choose to cover for him also the most touching) I have ever encountered in a video game.
Shepard: "So? How were the noodles?"
Grunt: "A little spicy."
Shepard: "I love you Grunt."
"Heeeeheeeeheeee"
Beautiful.

Another one that cracked me up was : "Uh... what's with the Volus?"

EDIT: I only played through the DLC once so far but after skimming through this thread a little, I definitely need to play through it a couple more times with different Shepards.

Modifié par MrFob, 22 avril 2013 - 06:21 .

[TheUnknown285]

"I'm sad that hanar can't wear sweaters."

Speaking of which, Grunt is no longer sad:

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[Han Shot First]

NT121784 wrote...

ssltrain wrote...

The Asari at the fundraiser confusing the saying "keep a stiff upper lip" and instead saying "taking a stiff one to the lips."

Dirty joke but funny as hell.

Just noticed this one, just about lost my s***, lol

It was hilarious because she had just asked Shepard if he needed a place to stay.

Freudian slip?

[phillip100]

GHNR wrote...

wiccame wrote...

Master Che wrote...

Javik (at EDI's malfunctioning): Inevitable, in retrospect

Or garrus'   -  CRAP!

Or Tali- Welllll, this is awkward.

Or Wrex - She supposed to do that?

[Han Shot First]

TomY90 wrote...



Javik - Tattoo lady I want to touch you

Jack - why don't you touch yourself instead

Javik's follow up line was the funniest bit of that exchange, I thought. Something like, "That is what happens after the party."

[S.A.K]

Loved the pizza delivery scene:lol:

[biotic-backhand]

Javik: Dancing during wartime wastes precious energy.
Zaeed: Can't dance myself. I move like greased one-legged varren.
Wrex: Krogans can dance whenever they want to, but our dances usually involve more headbutting…and blood…and no actual dancing.

Modifié par biotic-backhand, 05 mai 2013 - 10:38 .

[fireandforget892]

*gasp*... "Garrus? But you're with Shepard...ohhhhhhh the three of us? Well, hmmm..."
- drunk Tali

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[Dunnik]

My favorite was,

Cat 6 Trooper - "Isn't that Archangel? How are we supposed to kill him?!?"
Garrus - "You're not."

[NeroonWilliams]

biotic-backhand wrote...

Javik: Dancing during wartime wastes precious energy.
Zaeed: Can't dance myself. I move like greased one-legged varren.
Wrex: Krogans can dance whenever they want to, but our dances usually involve more headbutting…and blood…and no actual dancing.

Wait, where is this?  Is there a specific paucity of party guests?

[Exile Isan]

NeroonWilliams wrote...
Wait, where is this?  Is there a specific paucity of party guests?

All guests invited and you do the loud party with dancing.

[tg0618]

So many...
Hmm I'll try to narrow it down for you guys.


1 Shepard's crew saying "Too bad only 2 of the crew can go with you" And Shepard smiles and says "Says who?" proceeded by the whole crew going with you.

2) Evil Shepard saying "I should go." and good Shepard saying "Do I really sound like that?" Then proceeds to say it in different ways, while Liara is freaking out about being locked in the vault.

3) The mercs complaining about not having a krogan.

4) Shepard about to shoot the window out at the car lot, but then Liara stops hm and politely asks the volus to open the door. to which Shepard says "Well, I could've done that."

these are just a few but there are SOOOOOOO many more.

[Morlath]

JJDamsteegt wrote...

Forgot the best one...such depth:


Grunt: 'Shepard.'
Shep: 'Grunt.'
Wrex: 'Shepard!'
Shep: 'Wrex!'
Grunt: 'Commander Shepard!'
Wrex: 'Shepard, Shepard, Shepard!'
Shep: 'Grunt. Wrex.'
Grunt: <screen shaking>'Shep-heeeerd!'
Wrex: <screen shaking>'SHEP-HEEERRD!'
Shep: 'Wrex. Grunt.'
Grunt: 'Shepard!
Wrex: 'Shepard.' 

I absolutely LOVE this one!

[Exile Isan]

Tony0618 wrote...
4) Shepard about to shoot the window out at the car lot, but then Liara stops hm and politely asks the volus to open the door. to which Shepard says "Well, I could've done that."

All the rescuers do the same thing, but of the three that I've seen (Liara, Garrus, Kaidan) Liara is my favorite in that scene. I just like the way she says it. Although, I like Garrus' comment about Sheps close better (I mean it's the same line, but I like the way Brandon Keener says it).

[Examurai]

JimmyRustles wrote...

"I never liked you anyway, pretty mother****er" - Renegade shep to Tim.

Huh? When does this happen?

[P. Domi]

Shepard (paraphrasing): "They put my space hamster in the trash?? This is not right!! Now, this IS personal!!!"

Modifié par pablodomi, 06 mai 2013 - 07:16 .