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[nani7788]

Ashii6 wrote...

ChuckTesla wrote...

strive wrote...

Zaeed hitting on Samara was good stuff. EDI embarassing Traynor. Miranda and Jack "sexual tension suggestion".

*starts another playthrough* I need to find this scene.

www.youtube.com/watch Here you go ;P

Awesome! I supported Jack, so didn't get that other conversation. Thanks for the link! So many amazingly funny moments in this DLC.

[Lisa_H]

Mims wrote...

I can't remember the exact conversation. But during the party Garrus [romanced] and Zaeed rig the house with explosives to protect Shepard from more clones. It is hilarious. They go through the house and super overplan everything.

Paraphrasing some quotes:

Garrus: Honey, sweetie. Let your crazy paranoid boyfriend have his exploding wall.

Zaeed: The hot tub is rigged to go thermonuclear when anyone steps in.
Shepard: How am I supposed to use it?
Zaeed: Its keylocked to your DNA
Shepard: ...my clone has the same DNA...
Zaeed: Goddamn clones!

Garrus: So, listen. If you trigger an alarm, you have about ten seconds to run to the console, and type the password "I heart Garrus". And if you can't get to it then...run and blame Zaeed."

I must see a video of that Is that if you have a wild or calm party?

[Minttymint]

Shepard telling Grunt she loves him. D'awh words cannot describe how I felt at that moment. My Shepard is such a proud mother, now if only she could adopt him... Hes a bit old for it now but 'eh as long as Garrus and Shep are adopting Krogans you never know...

[SirLugash]

Lisa_H wrote...

Mims wrote...

I can't remember the exact conversation. But during the party Garrus [romanced] and Zaeed rig the house with explosives to protect Shepard from more clones. It is hilarious. They go through the house and super overplan everything.

Paraphrasing some quotes:

Garrus: Honey, sweetie. Let your crazy paranoid boyfriend have his exploding wall.

Zaeed: The hot tub is rigged to go thermonuclear when anyone steps in.
Shepard: How am I supposed to use it?
Zaeed: Its keylocked to your DNA
Shepard: ...my clone has the same DNA...
Zaeed: Goddamn clones!

Garrus: So, listen. If you trigger an alarm, you have about ten seconds to run to the console, and type the password "I heart Garrus". And if you can't get to it then...run and blame Zaeed."

I must see a video of that Is that if you have a wild or calm party?

I'd like to see that as well
Any links?

[CabooseNomerson]

**********SPOILERS***********

Wrex: "Haha that's why I love you guys! Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 times?! Haha!"
We had just cleared a floor of the Council Archives and Shepard was covering Mako and Hammerhead Teams as they climbed the ladder (for some reason he had a Predator and not my m-7 lancer) when Shepard said: "I need some back--" and my entire team opened up with automatic rifles, pistols ad shotguns and showed some CAT6 mercs how the REAL Shep rolls! HOOYAH!

[CabooseNomerson]

PS wild party is better than calm party so everyone knows

[thearbiter1337]

Merc 1:"He's using us as cannon folder"

Merc 2:"Well.....****"

[kalpain]

"Wait. You're using me as bait?"

"Aw, I wanted to go."

"50,000 years and I still don't get picked."

"Don't worry. Joker will be right back to pick you up."

"Um, what's with the Volus?"

"Double Pepperoni."

All the renegade interrupts when Shepard is trapped in the vault.

The entire awkward conversation where EDI points out how Traynor was attracted to her disembodied voice and Tali tries to deflect by talking about the cheese.

[goose2989]

JJDamsteegt wrote...

Forgot the best one...such depth:


Grunt: 'Shepard.'
Shep: 'Grunt.'
Wrex: 'Shepard!'
Shep: 'Wrex!'
Grunt: 'Commander Shepard!'
Wrex: 'Shepard, Shepard, Shepard!'
Shep: 'Grunt. Wrex.'
Grunt: <screen shaking>'Shep-heeeerd!'
Wrex: <screen shaking>'SHEP-HEEERRD!'
Shep: 'Wrex. Grunt.'
Grunt: 'Shepard!
Wrex: 'Shepard.' 

[Progman Omega]

"Micro filaments, Shepard! Imagine, tiny strips of explosives laid across the wall. An intruder walks in and BAM! Massive Explosion! Your first line of defense."
"Weaponized wall fixtures, Shepard. Wave of the future, I'm telling you."
"How is blowing up a wall supposed to protect me?"
"Honey, sweetie, love of my life, indulge your crazy boyfriend. I just want to know that you're safe."

[jdckelly]

the hamster line about it being personal now followed up by if you click it again is no one going to comment on this right shocked into silence or something like that followed up by another click asking to check the fish before deciding priorities.

Gaarus (with Wrex in the elevator too) asking if he was the only one who liked the conversations in the elevators in the good old days.

Think I remember a line from Shep to the clone that Conrad Verner is better at impersonating Shep than you are

While being stuck in the archive thing Shep and Wrex calmly discussing the whole do I say I should go as if nothings wrong while Tali's trying to prioritise survival

going into the normandy Shep: if you told me this morning that Traynors toothbrush would save the Normandy I'd have been very skeptical

[Nightdragon8]

TheGreatDayne wrote...

Dilandau3000 wrote...

J0HNL3I wrote...

JJDamsteegt wrote...

Forgot the best one...such depth:


Grunt: 'Shepard.'
Shep: 'Grunt.'
Wrex: 'Shepard!'
Shep: 'Wrex!'
Grunt: 'Commander Shepard!'
Wrex: 'Shepard, Shepard, Shepard!'
Shep: 'Grunt. Wrex.'
Grunt: <screen shaking>'Shep-heeeerd!'
Wrex: <screen shaking>'SHEP-HEEERRD!'
Shep: 'Wrex. Grunt.'
Grunt: 'Shepard!
Wrex: 'Shepard.' 

What! wheres this!?

During the party. I guess it might depend on how you progress the party "mood" with glyph though. For me, during the second part of the party, Wrex and Grunt were sitting by themselves at the coffee table. If you speak with them then, this happens.

Interesting... I still haven't finished the second part of the party! And Grunt and Wrex are sitting at the coffee table...
I'm going to go speak to them...

I know with the "Turn the part up" with the exciting party. I lOVE LOVE Grunt. Him at the door.
Grunt" "No" 
 love it just love it. and OMG Grunt when he explains what happened with C-sec I couldn't stop laughing.. and in the end I had to lie to the C-sec. Its just... had to cover for him.

[Someone With Mass]

Traynor: Are we sure the Normandy is still there? Has anyone else tried to steal it?

Kasumi: *decloaks* Stealing the Normandy. Now there's an idea. *cloaks*

Traynor: Wait. What? Who...

[Sifr]

During the fight in the Archives, Glyph's trashtalk to the mercenaries, their reaction to Javik and Wrex, and the Merc who bitterly complains they obviously joined up with the wrong Shepard.

Shepard's utter bemused look throughout hearing the tale of Grunt's wild night.

When the Normandy is ready to leave in only five minutes, Shepard learning that the real reason it takes so long normally is because s/he's kinda anal-retentive and makes the crew doublecheck everything.

[Persona RED]

*walks by Atlas*
Garrus: Seriously Shepard? You're just going to walk by, nothing to see here?

Shepard's face after ShepClone says, "I should go."

All of Grunt. "What do clowns have to hide?"

[Shaleist]

JJDamsteegt wrote...

Forgot the best one...such depth:


Grunt: 'Shepard.'
Shep: 'Grunt.'
Wrex: 'Shepard!'
Shep: 'Wrex!'
Grunt: 'Commander Shepard!'
Wrex: 'Shepard, Shepard, Shepard!'
Shep: 'Grunt. Wrex.'
Grunt: <screen shaking>'Shep-heeeerd!'
Wrex: <screen shaking>'SHEP-HEEERRD!'
Shep: 'Wrex. Grunt.'
Grunt: 'Shepard!
Wrex: 'Shepard.' 

Wai wai wai wai WAIT waaaaaaat?  When/Where/How I need answers now kind sir.

[I-AM-KROGAN]

 So many great ones, but I loved

Jack: Don't tire yourself out Shepard! We are going to do it on the table later!

Steve: Hey! Some of us eat on that table you know?

Jack: You got that right James! 

[BulletproofKevin]

Glyph trying to negotiate with the other Combat Drones.

[Bob Garbage]

[CrimsonNephilim]

All Shepard:

"Please send this to an animal shelter for proper disposal as a warship is not an appropriate..." "Oh, that is NOT okay!"

"She messed with my hamster, guys. Now, it's personal."

"Guys? Were you gonna say something, or...No, no, I get it. Hard to even find the words."

"Should we check on my fish? 'Cause is she's getting rid of all the pets..."

"We should probably deal with her first, huh?"

"All right. Sit tight little guy. Anybody gives you trouble...go for the eyes!"

Modifié par CrimsonNephilim, 07 mars 2013 - 02:54 .

[Bibliomanzer]

Drunk Grunt, curled up on the shower floor. Every single line.

"Damn your lettuce!"
" ... Sharks!"
"I'm a pretty bird."
"Salarians have wiggly arms."

And my favorite:
Grunt: Gimme more, gimme more...
Shepard: You say something, Grunt?
Grunt: Gimme more, Fishdog Food Shack!

[Ferretinabun]

Miranda and Jack (still) arguing by the bar.

Shep: You two should just kiss and get it out of your system. This is obviously a sexual tension thing.

LOL

[Errationatus]

Oh, that's easy.  Come on!

The bit with Jack and the varren where she takes a huge sh!t all over the Jackolytes.

That was hilarious with a capital fvck you.

Oh, let's not forget the bit where FemShep desperately has to beg James to get wasted before he'll sleep with her. 

That was a great moment for her.

And the bit where the proud and imperial Javik bangs a drunk FemShep and demonstrates that being a total d!ckbag douche is at least 50 000 years old.  Gave me a whole new respect for him as a character.  Buckets of soapy wholesome respect.

Man, my sides were aching.  I had to reach in with my own hands and remove ribs just to breathe from all the hilarity.

Timeless.  For the ages.

[Adomas]

Most of them were so funny..

Tali: Did you really fell through a fishtank?
Shepard: I don't want to talk about it now.

Shepard's "I should go" analysis

Shepard: (after interacting with spacehamster in a dumpster) Shouldn't you say something now?

Tali and Garrus on Normandy - still about the elevator rides

Tali singing from Fleet and Flotilla.. still awestruck with that one

Tali eating some cheese, that may have been levo-amino

Joker laughing... still laughing..

[littlewing]

-Grunt scene when he escaped the hospital
-Tali drunk
-Grunt and Wrex saying Sheeepaaaard
-Garrus joking on shepard dancing
-Javik wanting to touch Jack
-Zaeed hitting on Samara
-Shadowbrokerini drink
I should go