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[BeanieBack]

Walking into the downstairs bathroom during the party only to hear a cloaked Kasumi say "Occupied."

[wiccame]

James on the catwalk line up firing down around shepard... Mess with her, you get us, unless we're climbing a ladder.
crawling through the duct on the ship, shepard: remind me to reimburse traynor for her tooth brush
Tali: remember to reimburse Traynor
Shepard: later Tali!

They have a krogan, why cant we have a krogan? we went with the wrong shepard
Is that a prothean over there?
Javik: is that a dead enemy over there?
The Turian, that's Archangel, kill him
Garrus: you can try (not exact but hilarious)
Glyph, you have 15 seconds to live and dropping

[Jere85]

"...Sharks!.." -Grunt

[Auintus]

"One man's decorative glass fixture is another man's explosive glass fixture." from Zaeed and Garrus booby-trapping the apartment. Meanwhile, I'm taking notes.

[CrimsonNephilim]

"Ow, my pancreas."

"Arg, again with the pancreas."

"Are you kidding me!? Conrad Verner is better at being me than you are!"

Modifié par CrimsonNephilim, 07 mars 2013 - 03:59 .

[Zoo Keeper Zeke]

Tali to Wrex: "You're like the crazy head-butting uncle I never had"

[Pee Jae]

Wrex: I've always wanted to do this!
Shep: You've always wanted to fight mercs in the CIC of my ship?
Wrex: And it's not even my birthday!

Shep: *I* should go. I *should* go. I should GO.

Joker: We're going to talk about this bait thing.

Basically, the whole damned thing.

[The Night Mammoth]

"Make way, make way!"

[Aaleel]

"Yo mamma is so ugly they thought she was a turian, almost shot her."

I actually laughed out loud. Still telling Yo mamma jokes that far in the future.

[Greed1914]

Not sure which I liked better, "I should go," or Garrus saying, "I should really stop saying calibrations. I'll do it as soon as Liara stops saying, 'By the goddess! (in a high pitched voice)"

Or even, "Do you come here often? Because if you do, you're probably an alcoholic."


And the one time Vega ever amused me: "Nobody ever picks me." 

Modifié par Greed1914, 07 mars 2013 - 04:11 .

[chemiclord]

"Do I really sound like that?"

[Vanravens]

thearbiter1337 wrote...

Merc 1:"He's using us as cannon folder"

Merc 2:"Well.....****"

This. 

[Greed1914]

J0HNL3I wrote...

JJDamsteegt wrote...

Forgot the best one...such depth:


Grunt: 'Shepard.'
Shep: 'Grunt.'
Wrex: 'Shepard!'
Shep: 'Wrex!'
Grunt: 'Commander Shepard!'
Wrex: 'Shepard, Shepard, Shepard!'
Shep: 'Grunt. Wrex.'
Grunt: <screen shaking>'Shep-heeeerd!'
Wrex: <screen shaking>'SHEP-HEEERRD!'
Shep: 'Wrex. Grunt.'
Grunt: 'Shepard!
Wrex: 'Shepard.' 

What! wheres this!?

Must find this!

[kathic]

After kissing Samantha in the middle of her rant about being fired, femshep says "Not me. Evil Clone." Then the story progresses without further explanation.

[CrimsonNephilim]

JJDamsteegt wrote...

Forgot the best one...such depth:


Grunt: 'Shepard.'
Shep: 'Grunt.'
Wrex: 'Shepard!'
Shep: 'Wrex!'
Grunt: 'Commander Shepard!'
Wrex: 'Shepard, Shepard, Shepard!'
Shep: 'Grunt. Wrex.'
Grunt: <screen shaking>'Shep-heeeerd!'
Wrex: <screen shaking>'SHEP-HEEERRD!'
Shep: 'Wrex. Grunt.'
Grunt: 'Shepard!
Wrex: 'Shepard.' 

Found it xD  www.youtube.com/watch

[Mendicant Deus]

"Shepard, We're out of bacon" - Zaeed

[RedBeardJim]

Greed1914 wrote...

J0HNL3I wrote...

JJDamsteegt wrote...

Forgot the best one...such depth:


Grunt: 'Shepard.'
Shep: 'Grunt.'
Wrex: 'Shepard!'
Shep: 'Wrex!'
Grunt: 'Commander Shepard!'
Wrex: 'Shepard, Shepard, Shepard!'
Shep: 'Grunt. Wrex.'
Grunt: <screen shaking>'Shep-heeeerd!'
Wrex: <screen shaking>'SHEP-HEEERRD!'
Shep: 'Wrex. Grunt.'
Grunt: 'Shepard!
Wrex: 'Shepard.' 

What! wheres this!?

Must find this!

Start your party loud, then calm it down.

[Rolling Flame]

Liara: Just follow Shepard's lead; let the rest of us do the heavy lifting!
Garrus: Touche, T'Soni!
Shepard: You think all you comedians could start hitting something?

James: Team Mako here, showing Hammerhead how it's dooonne.
Ash: Hammerhead here, you guys are just copying us!"
Liara: Mako here, if we were, we wouldn't be hitting anything.
Javik: This is Team Prothean. I have a higher body count than all of you combined!

Also, the scene with Traynor and the asari game was pretty funny, especially with those unnecessary zoom ins.

Edit: Oh and Glyph in the achives, and the volus pizza man ringing James in the middle of a firefight.

Double Edit:

CAT6 Soldier: Shepard's still alive!"
Clone: The next person who says that is fired!"

I was so happy I chose Wrex for that section, because I spent so much time laughing. He went ahead and killed everything for me.

Modifié par Rolling Flame, 07 mars 2013 - 04:30 .

[Mr. C]

PROTHEAN NO LIKE YOU- Vorcha Councilor

[iSpaz]

Damn there were so many of them!

But the ones that really had me tearing up from laughter was the whole scene with Traynor and her toothbrush.

Tali making fun of Liara, "I'll act it out: Can you hear me out there? I'm trapped I need help. I'm in a bubble!"

And I really shouldn't have gotten a huge laugh out of this one but it just totally killed me.... "It just smells like sweat. Why would you even ask that?" Ahahaha I can't believe they went there... Actually I can XD.

[wiccame]

Now your in for it, I can already hear the old ball and chain frown.
Oh go get a room, god knows this place has enough of them.

[Kataphrut94]

Everything. My favourite was "You. Tattooed human. I would like to touch you".

Said by Javik. To Jack. While sloshed.

[BombThatDeadGuy]

There's a bunch in the dlc but for me

Kaiden: Did I every tell you about my casino run in with the vorcha mafia? Five thousand credits and a bottle of whiskey? Actually...nevermind.

Shepherd: If you told me this morning that a toothbrush was going to save the Normandy, I'd have been very skeptical.

On Shepherd dancing

Garrus: We should record this and broadcast it for the Reapers. They'll either run away, meltdown, or fall in love.

Shepherd: Considering everything we've been through, I can think of worse positions to be in

Wrex: Trust me I've been in every position in the last few days.

And finally

Wrex: You know what this is? This is a man emergency! Take this kid outback and MAKE him do target practice.

Modifié par BombThatDeadGuy, 07 mars 2013 - 04:51 .

[Ajosraa]

Garrus to a female Turian in the Casino:

"What do you say we blow this joint? Ive got a great big Gun to show you over at my place"

Shepard : *shakes head*

Modifié par Ajosraa, 07 mars 2013 - 07:17 .

[Titus Thongger]

when Garrus calls that female turian an alcoholic because she hangs out at a bar.


DEAR GOD MAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?