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[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Pretty much everything that came out of Grunt, Zaeed and Javik's mouths was pure gold in this DLC. Some of the stuff shouldn't even be funny, but the characters saying it made it priceless.

"Are...are you a wizard?"
"Yes, I like pie. And no, you can't come in."
"Gimme more, gimme more, FISH DOG FOOD SHACK!"
"I'm a preeeettty bird...."
"Tattooed human, I want to touch you."
"What are the clowns hiding..."
"I'm sad that hanar can't wear sweaters..."

"So...you want a stuffed animal?"
"Goddamn right I do!"

In the end, everything was great.

[Kastrenzo]

Grunt
-Definatley no Mimes allowed, There's no box, THERE NEVER WAS
-Shepard doesn't have a half-brother named Sheppy the Volus, NO ENTRY
*Pretty much the entire Police Scene with the exploding ryncol bottle, and all his doorman quotes*

Tali
I got the Tattoo in the lower wards, near the bottom. 
Shepard: I meant where on your body
So did I.. Liara told me that one
*Or pretty much all the drunken scenes, she was my LI so she was popping up near constantly throughout the entire DLC*


Zaeed
-I've got a Yellow wire, a Red one, a blue one, and one that looks like Vomit


Javik
-This Drone appears to be preparing to rebel
- TATTOOED HUMAN, I WISH TO TOUCH YOU


or pretty much anything else said by those four, I've had a headache from laughing because of those four mostly

Modifié par Kastrenzo, 07 mars 2013 - 07:50 .

[Skullheart]

"I still hate you. But you have fantastic t¡ts."
"I can live with that."

"Space diva needs more wine."
"Oh God. I'm gonna regret this."

[ShallowlLife9871]

Too meny to mention.. but I love these

Kaidan "i mean, In a fight between me and James, I'd Win right?"
Shepard "......"
Kaidan "What if i fight dirty?"

Javik: " TEAM PROTHEAN HERE, I KILLED MORE THAN EITHER OF YOU COMBINED...

Gylth: there is also a Volus Pizza Man online, he keeps asking about payment.
James: Tell them they burnt the Perperoni!!

James: YEAH Mess with Shepard, you mess with all of us... unless we are climbing ladders...

[zombieord]

Skullheart wrote...

"I still hate you. But you have fantastic t¡ts."
"I can live with that."

"Space diva needs more wine."
"Oh God. I'm gonna regret this."

Who has these conversations? I definitely missed those.

[free17]

I've only played about half, but I'm shocked no one has mentioned the salarian in the arcade

"We prefer more elegant weapons...for a more civilized age."

[Walsh1980]

"Who's a space cowboy... I am!" - Grunt (Steve Blum.. space cowboy? iseewhatyoudidthere)

"Welcome to the Island of Me"- Joker (Jeff Moreau... ialsoseewhatyoudidthere)

Probably my absolute favorite....

"GODDAMNED CLONES!" - Zaeed Masani

Modifié par Walsh1980, 07 mars 2013 - 07:59 .

[Eterna]

Garrus: "Looking good Shepard"
Shepard: "I did the best I could without a carapace or a crest"
Garrus: "Your best has my mandible on the floor, Damn!"
Brooks: "You know, I shaved my legs for this"

[dversion]

Oh man, all these quotes. I never got them and I was pretty thorough at the party.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Also, a lot of those Anderson biographies had some seriously fantastic writing in them, must say.

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 07 mars 2013 - 08:17 .

[Skullheart]

zombieord wrote...

Skullheart wrote...

"I still hate you. But you have fantastic t¡ts."
"I can live with that."

"Space diva needs more wine."
"Oh God. I'm gonna regret this."

Who has these conversations? I definitely missed those.

Miranda and Jack convo if you take the firiendship path. And femShep and Miranda in the Casino.

[KiwiQuiche]

[Dante44PL]

There was too many of this...
-Joker laughing his ARSE off.
-Javik and Blasto
-Drunk Tali
-Jack + Miranda = Sexual tension
-"I should go"

But this one made my day: SHEPAAAAARRRD! Wrex?
Video included:

[Nayail]

For me Grunt on party while he is guarding main doors..

[CrimsonNephilim]

Just saw the scene where Wrex and Shep hang out at the bar and omg...the ice bag..

Could. Not. Stop. LAUGHING!

[tevix]

The anderson yo mamma jokes.

Javik: "You! Human! I require your attention. I am prothean. What do you think of THAT?"
Javik: "Commandahhh!"
Wrex: "Let's make it a rule to never fight wearing...pajamas."
Shepard: "...He looks like me."
Glyph: "....Then I have found the target."
Wrex: "I need to see your kitchen. I'm a....food inspector..."

Everything, obviously. Just a few I liked I didn't see mentioned.

[Timesitheus]

Also this:

[BrentjeNL]

The part when Grunt is falling from the sky after he broke out of the hospital! Hilarious!

[dewayne31]

everyone picking on shepard bout falling thru the fishtank

this is a man energency was fricking funny.
the pizza volus

[Ghost Rider LSOV]

While everyone's dancing, if you return a few times and they are reciting elements and going with numbers.
(quotes not exact, have to replay)
Tali: "My turn, 69..."
Jack: "Ha! You'd wish!"
And Tali not getting it.

[Dean_the_Young]

Rolling Flame wrote...

Also, the scene with Traynor and the asari game was pretty funny, especially with those unnecessary zoom ins.

You know what makes that scene funnier? Romancing Traynor. You get a Renegade dialogue that more or less goes

Asari: [zoom] Traynor!

Traynor: [zoom] Asari!

blah blah blah, what a tough challenge she is

Shepard: Traynor, I'm only going to say this once: my shower [zoom] is for winners.

[ArikadOdakirA]

The whole DLC was a quote goldmine, but I think the MVP was Grunt. Talking about his escape from the hospital, rejecting people at the door, falling asleep in the shower... they were all hilarious.

[millsenberry]

bump! these are hilarious! i'd like to see more from each different playthrough. MOAR!

[Ibn_Shisha]

"Winner. Winner. Chicken Dinner!"

[Rip504]

Rip504 wrote...

Shepard: Then I am going to take them both and throw/shove them out of an airlock.
Javik:Finally.

The entire DlC honestly.

Also the "I SHOULD GO" scene is hilarious,Joker laughing,and Shepard. Wrex. Shepard.Grunt. Commander Shepard. Shepard Shepard Shepard. Wrex?Grunt? Convo as well are also worth mentioning. As I already said this DlC is full of them. Wrex has no comparison. He steals the show and is the superstar of this DlC IMO.

Modifié par Rip504, 08 mars 2013 - 04:21 .