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[RaptorSolutions]

Paraphrasing a bit here.

"He's with me, special Spectre Task Force. Fire... Cobra... Claw..."

[Zoo Keeper Zeke]

Even Glyph gets some funny: "Attention, enemy soldiers. Your life expectancy is now 15 seconds and dropping."

[Ibn_Shisha]

Zoo Keeper Zeke wrote...

Even Glyph gets some funny: "Attention, enemy soldiers. Your life expectancy is now 15 seconds and dropping."

I admit, I needed a medigel or two in the archive because Glyph had me cracking up.

[Rip504]

Also the Space Hamster sequence. Husk Head can also be involved.

[RaptorSolutions]

Ibn_Shisha wrote...

Zoo Keeper Zeke wrote...

Even Glyph gets some funny: "Attention, enemy soldiers. Your life expectancy is now 15 seconds and dropping."

I admit, I needed a medigel or two in the archive because Glyph had me cracking up.

Did anyone else immediately increased aggression and volume of fire to prove Glyph right?

[draken-heart]

Can't remember the exact quote, but it went something like this "Whenever you ladies are done."-Wrex, if he is with you with Samantha as LI and kiss her.

[Rip504]

Edi:Your dancing closely resembles Shepards.
Joker:Ah,Low Blow

Obviously Shepard dancing and squads comments is hilarious.

Wrex:Make way. Make way.

Modifié par Rip504, 08 mars 2013 - 05:10 .

[dreamgazer]

Rip504 wrote...

Also the Space Hamster sequence. Husk Head can also be involved.

"Oh, that is NOT okay."

[Sable Rhapsody]

"The best."

It really has been, despite all the recent ups and downs. If I'm feeling less maudlin, then Zaeed's very reluctant "Please." But really, almost everything the squaddies say is awesome.

[CrimsonNephilim]

"Got me dressed up like this, and someone else got to do the shooting. Wrex not happy!"

[TheJusticeFist]

Clicky
Skip to about 4:02. Made me laugh a lot, though to be honest, this DLC in general had me laughing a lot.
Good times...

[Rip504]

Tali and Garrus elevator ride.'

Tali: I am Tali Zorah vas Normandy and this is how we deal with pirates. (She may say "where I am from" at the end of that quote.I do not recall)
Garrus:The Real Shepard would have blown my head off by now. Lol

[LieutenantSarcasm]

Rip504 wrote...

Tali and Garrus elevator ride.'

Tali: I am Tali Zorah vas Normandy and this is how we deal with pirates. (She may say "where I am from" at the end of that quote.I do not recall)
Garrus:The Real Shepard would have blown my head off by now. Lol

As an expert Talimancer, I will confirm she did indeed add "Where I am from." The garrus quote there was verbatim and together made me almost fall over laughing.

[Rip504]

LieutenantSarcasm wrote...

Rip504 wrote...

Tali and Garrus elevator ride.'

Tali: I am Tali Zorah vas Normandy and this is how we deal with pirates. (She may say "where I am from" at the end of that quote.I do not recall)
Garrus:The Real Shepard would have blown my head off by now. Lol

As an expert Talimancer, I will confirm she did indeed add "Where I am from." The garrus quote there was verbatim and together made me almost fall over laughing.

In my playthrough when she said this she was standing over a Cat-6 merc while he was crouching. As she was stating it,she raised her shotgun and shot him point blank in the head. Priceless.

[NeonFlux117]

"Messin' with my cabin"

[Shad Croly]

Brooks admitting she ODed on Medi-Gel.

[Nitrocuban]

Shepard advising the hamster on the Normandy
"If someon wants to harm you: go for the eyes!"
or something like this

[Urdnot_Bucdawg]

CrimsonNephilim wrote...


"Are you kidding me!? Conrad Verner is better at being me than you are!"

OMG I spent a half hour cleaning off my tv after I sprayed my dinner all over the screen when I heard that line. ! Died 4 times laughing so hard, reloading, dying AGAIN till I got it together to finish the fight

[Tacticity]

"Officer, this krogan is part of a secret Spectre task force, Operation... Fire... Cobra... Claw."
*pause*
"... Operation Fire Cobra Claw?"
"That's right, I can take it from here."

[GHNR]

Sharks!

[Raanz]

Rinzler wrote...

Whilst climbing a ladder under fire
"Hey that's cheating we're on a ladder" -liara

I liked this (in mine, Ashley says it), but even more classic is after they all get to the top, the whole team firing down at the mercs to help Shepard, and he is climbing to the top, Vega says:

"You mess with Shepard, you mess with his friends....unless they're climbing a ladder."

Modifié par Raanz, 08 mars 2013 - 10:07 .

[phillip100]

Blasto scene. Hilarious.

[MEGoWH777]

"Guy's, he messed with my Hampster. now it's personal."
"Should we check on the fish... right, we should probably do that after we kill him"

[phillip100]

"You used me as bait?! You used me as bait!"