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[Ergunk]

"What happens in shore leaves stays in shore leaves"

- Garrus says that if you bring him instead of Edi, where Edi said "is shore leaves always like this?"

Can't remember what the exacts words were but it was something like that it made me giggle a little bit

[Uncle Jo]

Man, too many of them.

Grunt as doorman to Shep "Press the button and say no. See? It's easy".
Javik: "Is it time to rule the Galaxy? Kneel before Javik!
"I had a dream. It was horrible. Slept 50,000 years. The primitives have evolved, they ruled the galaxy. "

Modifié par Uncle Jo, 08 mars 2013 - 10:38 .

[D1ck1e]

When the clone asks Shepard: What makes you so different than me?

Shepard didn'T answer, he just grabbed the hands of some squadmates saving his ass, while clony's partner was trying to save her own ass. That was brilliant, and basically the whole point of the DLC.

Modifié par D1ck1e, 08 mars 2013 - 10:43 .

[kalasaurus]

-Shepard (to Miranda and Jack): "Why don't you two just make out and get it over with?"
-Tali: "Garrus? But you're with Shepard. The three of us? Hmmm..."
-Grunt: "No."
- Shepard. Wrex. Shepard. Grunt. Sheparrrrd. Shepard. Shepard. Shepard. Wrex. Grunt....

God, there are so many. I could go on.

[ruggly]

"what's that human saying? stiff one in the lips?" "stiff upper lip"

edit: not really a quote, but this entire scene had me rolling.

Modifié par ruggly, 08 mars 2013 - 10:52 .

[MarchWaltz]

"GLYPH, DEMORALIZE THEM!"

"Team Hammerhead showing team Mako how things are done"
"Pssh, that's because you are copying us!"
"If we were, we would be missing"
"Well, Team URDNOT is doing better than both"
"Team Prothean doesn't care and has more body counts than everyone combined!"

[10K]

-Glyph: Lieutenant Vega the pizza volus is on the line, he wants his payment.
-Vega: Tell him he burnt the pepperoni.

This just came out of nowhere as I was in combat, I cracked up so hard.

[CrimsonNephilim]

Tali saying "Awesome sauce."

[MarchWaltz]

I loved this DLC so much.

Bioware stopped catering to the new players and decided to please veteran ME players. Thank you.


"If you told me that a toothbrush was going to save the normandy today, I would have been very skeptical"

Modifié par MarchWaltz, 08 mars 2013 - 10:58 .

[Village_Idiot]

"This machine appears to be preparing to rebel."

[Reptilian Rob]

"I'm a space cowboy, PRETTY BIRDS!"

/Grunt.

[kalasaurus]

Oh, and Kaidan asking Samantha about curry. Samantha got offended that he went there and assumed she was an expert on curry. Maybe I only found that funny because I'm half Indian XD

[Exile Isan]

I think I posted in this thread before... oh well.

Shepard: "You'll pay for this later."
Garrus: "Promises. Promises."

Garrus: "Good thing Archangel is your boyfriend."

Shepard: "Oh ho ho, that is not okay!" When you find Boo/hamster on the CIC in the retake of the Normandy.

Shepard: "Could you comedians hit something?"

James: "Showing Hammerhead how it's done!" <---not sure if that's the exact line.
Kaidan: "Only because you're copying us!"
Liara: "If we were copying you we wouldn't be hitting anything."

Brooks: "What's a Mako?"
Liara: "Something we could use right about now."

The whole scene at the party with Garrus and Zaeed booby trapping the apartment. If you romanced Garrus, Zaeed refers to Shep as Garrus' "ball and chain." lol

When you romanced Garrus and take him with you to the break in at the Casino:
Garrus: "You look fabulous."
Shepard: "I did the best I could without a carapace or a crest."
Garrus: Well, you're "best" has my mandible on the floor."

If you didn't take Wrex to the casino break in (and I don't know if it's a FemShep only thing) but Wrex will say the following:
"What's the matter Shepard... didn't want me as your date? Too much Krogan for you to handle?"

Garrus: "It was what? Five minutes before someone started shooting at you?"

Joker: "You used me as bait!? You used me as bait?! Did you see that the hero of the Citadel used the Vrolik guy as bait!"

Shepard: How were the noodles?
Grunt: Spicy.
Shepard: I love you Grunt.
Grunt: Heh Heh Heh

I play femshep and made Grunt apologize to the C-sec officer. I love how Shep sounds like Grunt's mom in that scene. lol

Javik: "It appears this drone is about to rebel!"
Javik: "Stupid Machine."



This DLC was awesome I can't stop playing it!

Modifié par Exile Isan, 08 mars 2013 - 11:07 .

[De1ta G]

Don't have a favorite, there are too many to choose from. But my favorite from the playthrough I did today would have to be:

Shepard: Then, I'm gonna throw both your heads out the airlock.
Javik: Finally.

[AnathamaDye]

Jarvik: "Careful Shepard. There is a thing here called a "Kasumi" that's pretending to be invisible.

I forget the rest of that quote.

[ozthegweat]

D1ck1e wrote...

When the clone asks Shepard: What makes you so different than me?

Shepard didn'T answer, he just grabbed the hands of some squadmates saving his ass, while clony's partner was trying to save her own ass. That was brilliant, and basically the whole point of the DLC.

I came into this thread planning to post the exact same thing. Not funny like the rest of the quotes in this thread, but it was a very touching moment, perhaps THE moment of the DLC for me. It's the culmination of all the reasons why I love Mass Effect.

Oh and the funniest line for me was Shepard saying "Nobody steals my ship. Not even me."

Modifié par ozthegweat, 08 mars 2013 - 11:31 .

[yesikareyes]

(Last scene on the Normandy Docking Bay)

When Shepard says: "The best."

[Joryn01]

"Prothean no like you!"

[Aaleel]

Tali's entire drunk scene in the bathroom.

Shepard: "I was talking about where on your body you got the tattoo."
Tali: "So was I"

Tali "I'm hardcore like eezo," lol coming from Tali

[juhi95]

There is too many great quotes to choose. But my favorite scene is when Grunt fall out from the hospital window. XD

[DistantUtopia]

Shepard: "Do I really sound like that?"
Shepard: "Maybe I should say I should go.  I should go.  Or maybe I should go."

[Neizd]

Vorcha - Prothean no like you!

[ChrisDV]

"They brought a krogan! ...Why don't we have a krogan?!"

"...I don't sound like that, do I?"

I can't remeber the line, but Shepard recapping all of the things he's survived whilst lamenting that it's Kaiden's cooking that'll take him down.

Joker's impression of Cerberus asking for Shepard's help whenever their experiments wind up killing all their guys. And then Shepard noting that Project Lazarus was a failure for Cerberus in the long term, since he now runs around killing all their guys.

ozthegweat wrote...

Oh and the funniest line for me was Shepard saying "Nobody steals my ship. Not even me."

It's also a complete lie, since he stole the damn thing back in ME1!

[skiadopsendow]

All Anderson's diaries, it was a good idea.

[Exile Isan]

skiadopsendow wrote...

All Anderson's diaries, it was a good idea.

The one about Shepard had me in tears. "Soldiers like Shepard are rare. Women like Shepard... even more rare."