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[Samuelcd]

"Traynor... Kick her ass."

"Where is the airlock so I may throw you out of it."

"I should go" (Said by the clone... I thought they killed the joke in the scene that followed though) 

Wrex was dead for me (PS3, started on ME2) so I am sure I missed out on a lot of good quotes there

[MECavScout01]

Miranda: "The odds are against us, you know."

Shepard: "Maybe, but I've got a good feeling about this."

[Jonathan Sud]

"This one has enkindled many females across the galaxy."

[cg8900]

"this one wishes it was still in the refrigerator" - Javik

"people have said that I use the word calibration too much" (smth like that) - Garrus

Modifié par cg8900, 09 mars 2013 - 01:30 .

[CrimsonNephilim]

Shepard's way of breaking the ice between Jack and Miri with the "sexual tension" comment. That made me lol.

[ufc345]

The Cowboy Bebop Ref that Grunt makes in the shower and This one wishes it was still in the refrigerator.

[garrusfan1]

there were so many. but one of my favs was the uncle urdnot

[garrusfan1]

CrimsonNephilim wrote...

Shepard's way of breaking the ice between Jack and Miri with the "sexual tension" comment. That made me lol.

that was beyond great

[Strangewrex]

Uncle Urdnot.
'Nuff said.

[whateverman7]

the dlc had so many lines, it's hard to pick one...if i had to go with one, it'd be the whole grunt exchange when you go talk to the c-sec officer....

'they tried to lower me out the window, didnt work out to well'
'car was on fire, they jumped out, so we hopped in'
'they tried to use foam, didnt work on me...why not?...i was on fire cause of the car, keep up shepard' lol

Modifié par whateverman7, 09 mars 2013 - 05:22 .

[wetnasty]

 No one has mentioned IT'S JOKING TIME??? 

Oh Joker, why you so awkward. 


Of course, most of the others in this thread are equally hilarious. 

Modifié par wetnasty, 09 mars 2013 - 04:50 .

[CrimsonNephilim]

Oh I just saw this piece of gold on youtube.

Argument over Biotics Vs Physical strength

Shepard: Biotics are a little intangible when there's an example of physical excellence standing in front of you.

James: Nice.

Kaidan: *sounding baffled* Wow, Shepard, did you really just say that?

Shepard: Don't worry, Kaidan. Your kind of physical excellence is still my kind of physical excellence.

James: Check it out! I can also roll my tongue.

Liara: Oh, my. That's...Shepard, if that's your decision, I support you. Always. James...please stop doing that.


Just wow ahahaha

[Nette]

Wrex complaining about all the krogan ladies chasing him...lol poor guy had to crawl out his bathroom window to escape. Also "I got headlice bigger than you junior"

Javiks whole conversation after bringing him to the casino mission...."the things Liara don't know"...lmfao

Grunt the doorman and Grunt drunk in the shower...also, "I don't remember much after eating the lamp"

Promises, promises...(Garrus)

Oh, there's just too much awesomness to list!

Modifié par Nette, 09 mars 2013 - 05:04 .

[Holger1405]

Go for the eyes!

[CrimsonNephilim]

Not sure if anyone came across this, but if you do the Energetic party. Check the closets during the 2nd or 3rd part. Kasumi will be in one on the 2nd floor going through Shepard's underwear drawer >.>

[spRluigi101]

A barrage of great one's. I really loved this DLC, but if I had to pick one, it has to be Zaeed & Garrus rigging parts of the apartment.

[MECavScout01]

I change mine to the end, with Shepard and Miranda talking.

Miranda: "Back to the fight?"

Shepard: "At least we threw one hell of a party... probably the last one."

M: "Oh, come on now. I know you. You'll find a way to win. And when you do, I'll be waiting for you."

* brief pause*

M: "I won't say it's been easy, but we've had a good run."

S: "The best."

[dewayne31]

all thes were awesome here mine

Uncle Udrnot got a present for you "Wrex"
No human were harmed in making this party "Wrex"
Ashley calling joker and sam dicks.

[Joryn01]

Jack: "I will beat you till candy comes out!"

[Garrus is my Shepard]

 A few I loved:

"Nobody steals my ship. Not even me."

The entire "I should go" scene.

"You kicked me off the ship with barely enough time to grab my toothbrush!"

"If you'd told me this morning that a toothbrush was going to save the Normandy, I'd have been very skeptical."

"He said 'slow him down' cause he thinks we're cannon fodder." "Oh... well.... ****."

The entire space hamster scene.

Honestly, there are way to many to even count.

[redBadger14]

"Trust me, I've been in every position this past week." Wrex LOL

[CrimsonNephilim]

redBadger14 wrote...

"Trust me, I've been in every position this past week." Wrex LOL

Oh man, and the ice bag >.<

Could not stop laughing!

[BrookerT]

"If you had told me this morning a toothbrush would save the Normandy, I would have been very sceptical" XD

[CronoDragoon]

 Liara: Glyph, keep demoralizing them!
Glyph: *flies over* Greetings. Your imminent death will occur in 15 seconds. 13...12...11...

Also:


Grunt: You? I thought you were dead. You still can't come up.