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[redBadger14]

Also

"It seems primitives are good at one thing." Javik, getting out of bed from sleeping w/ FemShep, LMFAO.

[selphiegirl]

"So, you fell through an aquarium?" - Kaidan
"I don't want to talk about it" - Shepard

In casino: "I lost all of my money, can I get it back?" - Kaidan

[Cobretti ftw]

"hehehe NOPE. u cant come in"

By Grunt

[darkmikasonfire]

The whole monologue Shepard had about the hamster, when the clone was planning to have it killed.

[NYG1991]

The hamster part and the "I should go" scenes had me cracking up.

[idunhavaname]

"My friend doesn't like Alliance types"

"I don't like alliance types either!"

and

"That drone is preparing to rebel"

made me clap.

[Little Princess Peach]

Darkelefantos1 wrote...

"They still got that Krogan!"
and: "Had broken Omega's one rule...in more ways than one."

Also Edit for great justice: "He said 'I should go'. Do I sound like that?"

Wrex: I thaught it was some strange human custom

Shepard: why has no one ever mentioned this?

shepard: maybe it's I should go...hmm I should go!


...............
Shepard: No body steals my ship...not even me >.>

Shepard: no body messes with my pets
shepard: can we check on the fish?

[Riot Inducer]

This whole DLC is nothing but awesome moments. I really enjoyed the "I should go" discussion in the vaults.
Shepard: I'm much more assertive than that, I tell them, I have to go!
Wrex: Yeah, like a krogan. Show 'em who's boss!
Liara: There can't be more than a few hours of air in here...

But really this DLC is 4GB of pure gold.

[L2 Sentinel]

Favorite romantic dialogue:
Shepard: It was nice to see you in action on the car lot, it was pretty hot.
Kaidan: Why, thank you.
Shepard: What would I do without you?
Kaidan: You'll never find out.


Favorite comedic dialogue:
Kaidan: I lost a lot of money. Who could I talk to about getting it back?
Guard: I'm sorry, you <cough> can't get it back.
Kaidan: ...
Guard: No. No please. Sir, please don't cry.

Modifié par Rauhel, 09 mars 2013 - 09:33 .

[Melra]

Shepard: "So, how did they catch you?"

Grunt: "Got hungry, bought some noodles"

[SilentK]

Dobbysaurus wrote...

Shepard: "What would I do without you."

Kaidan: "You'll never find out." 

Dawww     there just isn't enough hours in the day for all the gaming I want to do.

[NM_Che56]

the drone is about to rebel. - Javik about Glyph

DAMN YOUR LETTUCE - Grunt

[NM_Che56]

idunhavaname wrote...


"That drone is preparing to rebel"

made me clap.

it was delivered so fast and how it fit in the scene was a sucker punch of funny!

[Dieb]

"You know any sad poems about wusses?"

Shepard on Ashley's date. Basically the entire scene. Drinking contest and ensueing bar fight, initiated by a star wars reference. This is how I picture romance.

Modifié par Baelrahn, 09 mars 2013 - 01:22 .

[Marcin K]

Grunt: "They hit me with riot foam... didn't work too well, heh."

Shep: "Why not?"

Grunt: I was on fire."

also something said by Garrus, not sure is the quote exact but: "Hey! You are getting paid for this?"

[Argetfalcon]

"There's a prothean over there"

Javik: "And future corpse over there"

[Missy_MI]

Greed1914 wrote...
Not sure which I liked better, "I should go," or Garrus saying, "I should really stop saying calibrations. I'll do it as soon as Liara stops saying, 'By the goddess! (in a high pitched voice)"

I loved Garrus's impression of Liara.  Man, the whole DLC has fantastic dialog.

Also liked Grunt's rambling in the shower when he says something like 'I can say space cowboy' because I took it as a reference to his voice actor's role in Cowboy Bebop.

[Marcin K]

Greed1914 wrote...
Not sure which I liked better, "I should go," or Garrus saying, "I should really stop saying calibrations. I'll do it as soon as Liara stops saying, 'By the goddess! (in a high pitched voice)"

i loved that too-forgot to mention 

[cg8900]

someone has got to make a video of all the funny quotes. there are just so many. this dlc is just the best.

[Exile Isan]

Got a couple more...

Shepard: "If someone had told me this morning that a toothbrush was going to save the Normandy I would have been very skeptical."

And one I hadn't heard before because I kept taken Wrex and Garrus on the Normandy fight:
Garrus: "One of my favorite places to fight!"
Shepard: "The CIC of a warship?"
Garrus: "Right there above the gardens and below the electronic shops!"
Shepard: "And antique shops, as I recall!"
Garrus: "But only if they're classy!"

Clone: "I am Commander Shepard!"
Shepard: "Are you kidding me? Conrad Verner is better and being me than you!"

Which is especially funny when you play femshep.

Garrus to the clone: "You know the real Shepard would've blown my head off by now!"

Modifié par Exile Isan, 09 mars 2013 - 05:11 .

[CrimsonNephilim]

Cortez: Really, you have them all memorized?
Tali: Sixty-seven. Holmium, very reactive, very magnetic!
Garrus: Turian parties almost never end with someone reciting the elements.
Traynor: Sixty-eight, Erbium, atomic weight: 167 and change!
Tali: Nice! My turn. Sixty-nine...
Jack: Ha! In your dreams!
Tali: What? I don't get it!
Traynor: I'll explain it later.
*Shepard laughs*
Garrus: It's Thulium, in case anyone cared! Turians have trace amounts in our skin. Protects us from solar radiation.
Tali: NERRRRRRRRD!

[Firmijn]

Mathy16 wrote...

When you are threatening brooks and the clone you have 3 renegade chances. The last one involves throwing them out of the airlock. When you say that and Javik is with you he says "finally".
Never laughed so hard.

This.

One of my best ME experiences ever!
The emotion in Javik's voice when he says this is absolutely awesome.

[Nicktendo]

The Volus coming out of nowhere with the pizza and the quotes that followed made me laugh.