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[Borschtbeet]

I know there was a topic created on this before, but it seems to have been lost so lets start anew.

What do you think were the funniest moments during your playthroughs of Dragon Age:Origins?

When Sten bribes the Templar at the Calendhad docks with cookies and the Templar goes "OH COOKIES!"
Then Sten explains how he relieved the cookies from some "fat slovenly thing" they crossed in the last town.

When at the Landsmeet you choose Dog to be your champion and then Arl Eamon is like "ummm, Warden....no."

When you choose to kill Brother Genitivi and you throw the kitchen knife of doom at his cranium.  Despite having it lodged in his skull he manages to remain conscious enough to puase...turn around and then finally collapse.  HA!

If you're a male who has romanced Morrigan and you decline the ritual with her you can say "So this is how you repay me after all I've done for you?  You selfish ****!"
Not sure if that was the line exactly, but it was funny to call Morrigan a ****.

When you tell that Dalish elf girl that her suitor bragged about "bedding" her soon and then she goes over and smacks him and then he runs of crying about how you ruined his life.

When you or Alistair use that ginormous sword of death(replacing the kitchen knife of doom) to cut off Loghain's head and then blood splatters on everyone, including Anora who just has a regular expression on her face.

When you tell that merchant in Lothering who was overcharging for food "I hear you're making a killing....so am I!" and then knife kill him.

When you knife kill that guy in Arl Howe's dungeon(forgot his name) and he goes "you...you brought the light" and then your character pulls out the kitchen knife of doom and then you just see a splatter of blood and a "urgh!"

When King Cailan is all giddy about fighting the Darkspawn and then proceeds to get his ass handed to him.

Modifié par Borschtbeet, 12 janvier 2010 - 11:17 .

[IronWolf1987]

I hurt my sides when Oghren talks about Branka and Hespith being lovers, and then excuses him self to the privacy of his tent.

[Sandtigress]

Alistair + Wynne = laughing for hours



"I hate you. You're a bad person."

[Borschtbeet]

Yeah, that part when Oghren is drunk and accuses you of being Hespith was hillarious. As was that joke he was trying to tell but he couldn't because he was laughing too hard.

[Vertrothe]

It hurts the pride to allow Cauthrien and her posse to beat you, but it's totally worth it to go to jail in Fort Drakon. All of the options are incredibly funny for your rescuers. Play around with who will come and save you from jail! I had the most fun with Sten and Dog. Zevran and Oghren was also a great pairing.

[Vertrothe]

Speaking of Oghren's drunken fun, the cutscenes where he's fighting with the dog are pretty priceless.



"Oghren, you're wearing your pants."

"But the DOG doesn't know that. And it will be his sodding downfall. You hear that, nug-humper? I'm comin' for ya!!"



Priceless.

[Tharissa]

Asking Cullen if he wants to go somewhere private and talk, and him go sprinting down the hall away from you was hysterical.

[Lenimph]

When your playing as a city elf and your in imprisoned and they choose which girls and that one girl who was praying says "STAY AWAY FROM US!!!" all squealy and he just slashes her throat. I just started bawling. Now that I think about it city elf made me laugh alot, it was almost overdramatic.

Oh and when you tell Leliana your going to write in your journal when she says shes going to bed, she says she going to help you write in it... "Dear Diary today Leliana showed much affection for me today but subtleness is lost on me" im not exactly sure but it was something like that

OH and after the sex and you call her crazy now and she says 'liar you though i was crazy when we first met"  

Modifié par Lenimph, 13 janvier 2010 - 12:00 .

[Raoune]

Fort Drakon the first time I did it was priceless. I had Alistair and Wynne come get me, and the mittens debarcle cracked me up!

[le_cygne]

Leliana, mid-romance with the Warden: "The stars are out..."

Warden: "So? Go help Alistair make supper."



Shale, upon being chosen to lead the team guarding the gates of Denerim from what is essentially the bulk of the Darkspawn horde: "Hmph. As if I needed anyone else to help block the path."



(after telling Alistair that he needs to sleep with Morrigan to impregnate her with an Old God)

Alistair: "This is too much. I can't just--"

Female Warden: "I would do it myself if I could!" (Which would be good enough on its own, but gets better with:)

Alistair: "Look, just because I have the proper... just because I can... look, that doesn't make this a good idea!"



Leliana discussing fashion with Morrigan. Morrigan sounds like she wants to kill herself and Leliana is blissfully unaware: It'll be fun, I promise! We'll get some shoes too! Ah, shoes! We could go shopping together!" The way she says "Ah, shoes!" in the most satisfied way possible just cracks me up.



And along those lines, Leliana discussing shoes with Shale:

Shale: Surely the color [of the shoes] is unimportant.

Leliana: In fact, the color is very important. [...]

Shale: Hmm. Very well. I wish my shoes to be red.

Leliana: Ooh! A bold choice!



Priceless.

[beaukane]

Several funny moments. The ones that most stick in mind are Alistair and wynne's conversations, but the best would have to be shale and her loathing of animals. when you select her than unselect him for your party she still mentions birds and whilst in camp thinks the dog is going to pee on his leg. classic

Modifié par beaukane, 13 janvier 2010 - 12:03 .

[RadiantViper]

I was trying to escape the Arl's place with the Queen and of course was stopped by the guards. I choose the kill em all option but right after the dialogue ends I accidentally press A on Zevran (who I had romanced this playthrough). He says:



Zevran: I thought this would be an appropriate time to give you this earring.



Yes Zevran, as there are a dozen guards about to unleash a flurry of arrows into our faces ... a perfect time for gifts.

[Freckles04]

RadiantViper wrote...

I was trying to escape the Arl's place with the Queen and of course was stopped by the guards. I choose the kill em all option but right after the dialogue ends I accidentally press A on Zevran (who I had romanced this playthrough). He says:

Zevran: I thought this would be an appropriate time to give you this earring.

Yes Zevran, as there are a dozen guards about to unleash a flurry of arrows into our faces ... a perfect time for gifts.

classic! Those crazy companions and their odd sense of timing...

Funny moments...oh, there are so many...

I love Alistair's reaction when you tell him about Morrigan's ritual and that it will result in a child.

"W-what?! I can't be hearing this. Are you telling me you want me to IMPREGNATE Morrigan in some kind of magical sex rite? Why would she want such a thing? Does she want an heir to the throne or something?"

"I think she wants to create an Old God."

"Oh, well then. That's so much better, isn't it. Here I was, worried about creating another bastard heir, and I didn't even consider that it would be some kind of OLD DRAGON GOD...whatever."

The voice acting...gold. Pure gold.

Modifié par Freckles04, 13 janvier 2010 - 12:24 .

[likeorasgod]

Just finished the warcouncle with my female city elf. I kinda makeing her cold as steel. Though not complete human hateing. Well alister mentions something about drawing the line of following the kings orders with getting into a dress and danceing. I snap back that might just work. He retorts something more and poor Duncan just sighs.......



I can see him shakeing his head thinking, "I must of just recruited the two village idiots."



My next playthrough is going to be a dwarven common and I think I'm going to play that way. Every time Allister says somethign sarcastic I'm going to say the sarcastic responce back to him....so they can be Duncans Village Idiots.

[Sandtigress]

le_cygne wrote...

(after telling Alistair that he needs to sleep with Morrigan to impregnate her with an Old God)
Alistair: "This is too much. I can't just--"
Female Warden: "I would do it myself if I could!" (Which would be good enough on its own, but gets better with:)
Alistair: "Look, just because I have the proper... just because I can... look, that doesn't make this a good idea!"

OMG I'm sure I have a save point right before this scene somewhere.  I need to try this out.  Now.   And I'm going go go get Alistair to rescue me in Drakon, cause I don't think I've seen that even on Youtube.

[K2daE]

Alistair - "What would you do if your mother died?"

Morrigan - "Before or after i stopped laughing?!"

Alistair - "Right...very creepy..."



also Shale describing his former master's wife as "that loathsome hag", always makes me laugh.

[tallon1982]

Anything Oghren says is hilarious especially when he flirts with Wynne.

[darkshadow136]

Shale referring to the though of the Archdemon eating you and pooping you out and fate would have it fall on her.

Begger's in Alienage

Exorsist reference with Sir Otto in the orphanage.

Modifié par darkshadow136, 13 janvier 2010 - 01:28 .

[Bootsykk]

When Zevran convinces Wynne to tell him about the spirit inside of her.

"...And then I get this warm feeling that spreads all the way from my toes and into my core and--"

*Zevran lets out a groan*

"...I...What.... What were you thinking about just then?! Stop looking at me like that! I feel dirty."

[Moonstryder]

"Pidgeon Crap"

"No Antivian Boots for Zevran" (Soup **** Reference almost)

Modifié par Moonstryder, 13 janvier 2010 - 01:46 .

[Bllack Falcon]

When you ask a party member to break the news about the women's husbands, and Oghren volunteers with something along the lines of "So, about that husband of yours... good news - you're single!"

[MOTpoetryION]

Funniest part was the fact that most of us payed 70 $ for a video game

And it doesn't surprise me s bit that EA was involved with it.

[Bllack Falcon]

Or when you're doing Oghren's personal quest, and he struts up to Felsi and says "are you sure you aren't a baker? 'Cause you've got a sodding amazing set of buns!"

[Stuffy38]

The rescue the Warden pairings are comedy gold. Dog is brilliant if you decide to use him to bluff the two guards in the big room with the ballistae.

Wynne and Dog banter where Wynne is saying she can give the dog a nice tail, and make him purple and give him antlers...

Leliana and Morrigan snapping at each other over the male Warden is quite amusing.

Zevran sweet talking Morrigan for the bet with Leliana / Alistair / Oghren.

Drunk Oghren in camp is pretty funny most of the time. What the hell are ass chabs anyway?

[Sypher_Kyaeon]

I think we're forgetting the scene while leaving Honnleath. You know, the splattered rooster and Shale just shrugging. That was hilarious. Anything Oghren says while drunk, i.e. all the time, is pretty much gold. I bet it was hard for Steve Blum to avoid just laughing while he was saying the lines. His exchange with Felsi was good, too, a relationship built on insults. But the funniest moment would have to be during the end of the game. After you have your conversation with Sten, and talk to him again (just text at the top of the screen), he goes (or something along these lines):

"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie!"

Portal references ftw. Also, like most people, I always find Shale funny as hell, she's one crazy ****/hunk of rock.

Modifié par Sypher_Kyaeon, 13 janvier 2010 - 01:58 .