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[TagImIt]

Warden: Sandal?! You're standing in a room full of dead Darkspawn! What happened?!

Sandal: Enchantment!

Warden: Oh... Well, do you have any of your father's wares?



That is by far the funniest moment of the game for me.

[Wesley Wyndam Price]

Oghren and Wynne's conversation about Alistair's "pike twirling"

[Ginasue]

One of the best conversations I have found is there in Lake C at the docks. Those two men behind the fence. You really should take the time to hear what they say.

[LaztRezort]

My favorite funny that is not a conversation is probably the developer's cemetery at Haven -- I go and read those every playthrough.  But, then, I've always been partial to easter eggs/developer jokes.

I also very much enjoyed the dwarven poetry codex entry.

[pace675]

Sten : 'Where is the cake? They said there would be cake. The cake is a lie.'

[Jules8445]

I have to say...that the commentary after PC and Alistair hit the bedrolls is funny.

One of the conversation options after he suggests that your travelling companions will talk is, "Why are you going to tell them?"

He goes, "No, I won't have to. Morrigan will give me, that look. You really should kick her ass for me, I'd pay to see that fight."

Maybe not the funniest part in the game....but pretty much has me in stitches every time.

That, or when Leliana has "girl talk" with PC and Al overhears.

If not those things...than pretty much anything filthy that comes out of Ogrhen's mouth. (I know I pry spelled that wrong...I can't deal with his name.)

Good lord, apparently I think the whole game is the funniest thing ever.

[Jules8445]

Okay.  My internet hates me.  I'm double posting every time.

Modifié par Jules8445, 13 janvier 2010 - 04:23 .

[Eragondragonrider]

Funnest conversion for me is in camp when Wynne and dog are talking about how he smells and need a bath. He is a war dog not a pampered poodle.

Modifié par Eragondragonrider, 13 janvier 2010 - 04:37 .

[wwwwowwww]

The first time I went to the Pearl and chose the "surprise me" option



I had soda all over the screen the key board (damn keys still stick) the desk the floor and I laughed for almost 20 minutes non stop.

[DalishRanger]

A particularly hilarious glitch happened to me just about an hour ago, after I finished the Landsmeet. I'm playing my male Amell, no "equal opportunity" type mods for the romances installed (i.e. mods that make Alistair and Morrigan available to both genders). I made Alistair king and had him marry Anora.

Next thing I know, Alistair confronts me and gives me the "breaking up" speech he does if you make him marry Anora/be king if you're romancing him and didn't harden him beforehand/are a human noble. I had no idea the ex-templar thought of my mage in that way. I got the impression they were just good buddies. Brings a whole new meaning to "bromance" 

[TheGriffonsShallRiseAgain]

funniest part in the game for me was when you enter the final battle and see Sandal at the door, " Sandal what happened, all these darkspawn corpse how did this happen?" "ENCHANTMENT!" XD

[SuperMedbh]

Zev flirting with Liliana did it for me. He tries reasoning "The Maker has given you certain...urges. Just let me know if I can help", and Lili retorts "Well....I suppose if all the men in Ferelden were to suddenly drop dead..." "Aha! Progress!"

[TheGriffonsShallRiseAgain]

Oh another one when you ask Leliana about what she was doing in the chantry and asking "{is your fruit forbidden} classic

[Bllack Falcon]

In the pearl, when you ask for 'some of both', and you get all the Male companions and Female companions... then there's the guy in drag called "Female" Companion

[Erakleitos]

Oghren and Wynne on beer ... ;p

[internaty inmortelaty]

funniest part i can recall was when i let my dog alaxander and stern free me from jail  then let stern do the talking.

i am a big guy with a dog.
what are you doing here.
i am a big impationed guy with a dog.

[Syntia13]

Zevran/Wynne conversations, particularly the one when she tries to be serious and he's stubbornly complementing her bosom. XD



And when Alistair freely admits that he hides behind sarcasm to avoid some topics, because I "would see him if he hid behind his shield".



And every single one conversation people have with the Dog. Alistair, are you harassing my dog? Priceless!

[Freckles04]

DalishRanger wrote...

A particularly hilarious glitch happened to me just about an hour ago, after I finished the Landsmeet. I'm playing my male Amell, no "equal opportunity" type mods for the romances installed (i.e. mods that make Alistair and Morrigan available to both genders). I made Alistair king and had him marry Anora.

Next thing I know, Alistair confronts me and gives me the "breaking up" speech he does if you make him marry Anora/be king if you're romancing him and didn't harden him beforehand/are a human noble. I had no idea the ex-templar thought of my mage in that way. I got the impression they were just good buddies. Brings a whole new meaning to "bromance" 

Oh my. I imagine that was quite the shock. I hope your Amell took it like a man and let Alistair go without too much of a fuss.

[rayvioletta]

Allistair: Leliana, you're a woman right?

Leliana: I am? when did this happen?

and the rest of the conversation. hilarious



after asking the barmaid how Oghren could lose a fight to a roast nug

"It was a sodding good roast!"



Loghain (concerning the ritual with Morrigan): just so you know, I'll be thinking of my dead wife

Morrigan: you'd rather make love to a desecrated corpse? you're just full of surprises



returning to camp after Orz and noticing that Leliana has named her pet nug Schmooples

[DalishRanger]

Freckles04 wrote...

DalishRanger wrote...

A particularly hilarious glitch happened to me just about an hour ago, after I finished the Landsmeet. I'm playing my male Amell, no "equal opportunity" type mods for the romances installed (i.e. mods that make Alistair and Morrigan available to both genders). I made Alistair king and had him marry Anora.

Next thing I know, Alistair confronts me and gives me the "breaking up" speech he does if you make him marry Anora/be king if you're romancing him and didn't harden him beforehand/are a human noble. I had no idea the ex-templar thought of my mage in that way. I got the impression they were just good buddies. Brings a whole new meaning to "bromance" 

Oh my. I imagine that was quite the shock. I hope your Amell took it like a man and let Alistair go without too much of a fuss.

That he did. He was quite mature about it, in fact. Completely understood (or so he said; inside I'm sure he was thinking, "WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? I've been bedding Leliana, not you!!") and let him go without any fight at all. Quite compelling, really. 

EDIT: Wow, this even shows up in my story log under "Duty First." It just gets wackier and wackier.

Modifié par DalishRanger, 13 janvier 2010 - 09:17 .

[Sandtigress]

Inadvertently funny - After the little shriek battle in camp, I went around talking to people, and triggered Leliana's song.  Here we are all blood and gore covered with this pretty song....it kind of ruined the effect. 

[RandomEffingName]

Shale, when chosen as part of your team to defeat the archdemon, says something like

"i hope i don't get eaten, it'll bring new meaning to the term passing a stone"

[RandomEffingName]

TheGriffonsShallRiseAgain wrote...

funniest part in the game for me was when you enter the final battle and see Sandal at the door, " Sandal what happened, all these darkspawn corpse how did this happen?" "ENCHANTMENT!" XD

ROFL yeah that did it for me too, the dude covered in blood and all

[lapotatodolce]

I loved when Wynne decided to talk to Alistair about where babies come from.

[Vicious]

Leliana, mid-romance with the Warden: "The stars are out..."

Warden: "So? Go help Alistair make supper."

This. I always choose this line. Also: Anything Oghren says once he's in your party.

LOL ASSCHABS.