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[iOwnDino]

*blablabla*



Alistair: I hope you won't suck our blood.



Moriggan: If I would have the urge to suck on anything of you, you'd be the first one to know.



Alistair: That is SO not what I ment!

[Hyper Cutter]

internaty inmortelaty wrote...

funniest part i can recall was when i let my dog alaxander and stern free me from jail  then let stern do the talking.

i am a big guy with a dog.
what are you doing here.
i am a big impationed guy with a dog.

Also "I am a giant with a war dog. Either I am here to make a delivery or I am here to lay siege to your fortress. For your sake, hope it's the former"

[Aldridgeguy]

It always makes me chuckle when you remove Shale from your party and he yells " Pigeon crap !! " :0)

[Wesley Wyndam Price]

Having my ranger summon his giant spider during the landsmeet and seeing a giant spider in the middle of the room during the cutscenes and duel made me laugh for some reason.



I wish I could do a full group of shifter/rangers via mod so I could have a group of 8 spiders just tearing everything apart.

[BeljoraDien]

It was mentioned briefly already, but nothing made me laugh as hard as the beggars in the Alienage.



*After having given them money a few times, more and more show up*

PC: "Are all of you really destitute?"

City Elf: "Yes, all of us are unfortunates."

Adult Elf: "And I'm an orphan."

City Elf: "Yes... and he's an orphan."

PC: "What about that guy in the fancy clothes?"

Elf w/ nice clothes: "I just heard there was free coin over here..."

*Elf w/ nice clothes walks away*

City Elf: "Every one of us - except the one you just rightly pointed out - are unfortunates."

[maxernst]

So far, I've been loving Alistair and Morrigan's little back and forths. I particularly enjoyed the exchange where he tells her how much her nose looks like her mother's. Also when she asks him what he would have done if he had not become a grey warden:



Alistair: Probably become a drooling lunatic, slaughtered the high cleric, and run through the streets in my small clothes.

Morrigan: Your self-awareness does you credit.

[infernoASH]

When i first saw the Genlocks they were so small i just wanted to pick them up lol

[UltraSlash21]

Play ignorant to Master Ignacio's innuendo for understanding how payment through the chest beside him works. Good times!

[Zanabar100]

While i was playing my male city elf i LoLed when teh arl of Denerims son (forgot his name ) B***ched slapped the elf who told him a wedding was going on

[InvaderErl]

He does like his pimp hand a great deal.

[AquaShibby3000]

Wesley Wyndam Price wrote...

Having my ranger summon his giant spider during the landsmeet and seeing a giant spider in the middle of the room during the cutscenes and duel made me laugh for some reason.

I wish I could do a full group of shifter/rangers via mod so I could have a group of 8 spiders just tearing everything apart.

Yes!  I laughed throughout the entire ordeal because of that damn spider!  lol

[Darkemorrow]

The highwaymen in Lothering crack me up. Especially the leader. This conversation you can have after he surrenders always makes me laugh:

Bandit leader: "Alright, alright! We give up! Look, we're just trying to get by..."

Warden: "Get by? You're a criminal!"

Bandit Leader: "Yes, yes. I'm a criminal. I admit it! I apologiiiiiize...."

Its not so much the line as it is written, but the way he says it - he's so snarky and insincere, and yet so upbeat at the same time.

[andcus]

Trying to convince Alistair to sleep with Morrigan:



Warden: What if i told you that there was a way to avoid dying tomorrow?



Alistair: You mean with the Archdemon right? If you mean running away. I cant do that. But you dont mean that, do you? What is this about?



Warden: Your wildest dreams come true: Sex with Morrigan



Alistair: (Laughs) All right, thats pretty funny. Nice way to cut the tension. So whats really up?



Warden: Im completely serious. Its part of a ritual.



Alistair: (Laughs) Cute. This is payback right? For all the jokes?



Alistair: But you... are not joking. Wow. Be killed by the archdemon or sleep with Morrigan. How does someone make a choice like that?

[Originsmaster]

I have a few funny parts like this







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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDanX-beShQ&feature=related

[Saryala]

RadiantViper wrote...

I was trying to escape the Arl's place with the Queen and of course was stopped by the guards. I choose the kill em all option but right after the dialogue ends I accidentally press A on Zevran (who I had romanced this playthrough). He says:

Zevran: I thought this would be an appropriate time to give you this earring.

Hahahaha priceless!!!