elitecom wrote...
Normally I would have made a comment about the anatomical incompatibility between the two, but then I remembered that Bioware stopped caring about that ever since ME2. So I'll let it go.................
:lol:
You cannot seriously expect me to believe that Prothean and Human genitialia would match? We are after all talking about two different species which developed and evolved on two entirely different planets possibly several thousand light years away? Shepard would have more success having intercourse with an ape here on Earth than having it with Javik, that's for sure.Tootles FTW wrote...
elitecom wrote...
Normally I would have made a comment about the anatomical incompatibility between the two, but then I remembered that Bioware stopped caring about that ever since ME2. So I'll let it go.................
Please indulge me on your extensive knowledge of Prothean genitalia.
Exile Isan wrote...
I could say something sarcastic about human males, but I won't.
elitecom wrote...
You cannot seriously expect me to believe that Prothean and Human genitialia would match? We are after all talking about two different species which developed and evolved on two entirely different planets possibly several thousand light years away? Shepard would have more success having intercourse with an ape here on Earth than having it with Javik, that's for sure.Tootles FTW wrote...
elitecom wrote...
Normally I would have made a comment about the anatomical incompatibility between the two, but then I remembered that Bioware stopped caring about that ever since ME2. So I'll let it go.................
Please indulge me on your extensive knowledge of Prothean genitalia.
But as I said Bioware already threw all the scientific accuracy out the window with ME2, so I'm not surprised.
llandwynwyn wrote...
Fact: We don't know the details of what Shepard and Javik really did.
Mass Effect used to be a serious work of science fiction, then ME2 & ME3 came around and put that aside.llandwynwyn wrote...
Fact: Mass Effect is fiction.
Fact: The main species are humanoid
Fact: We don't know the details of what Shepard and Javik really did.
Fact: He has 3 fingers and a tongue
elitecom wrote...
Mass Effect used to be a serious work of science fiction,
I think ME1 WAS hard sc-fi, and ME1 was my favourite.CronoDragoon wrote...
elitecom wrote...
Mass Effect used to be a serious work of science fiction,
Lol. Come on, bru.
elitecom wrote...
llandwynwyn wrote...
Fact: Mass Effect is fiction.
Fact: The main species are humanoid
Fact: We don't know the details of what Shepard and Javik really did.
Fact: They've fingers and a tongue
With regards to your last statement, Javik appeared to be the satisfied one not Shepard, but I'm not going further. This is according to Bioware anyway supposed to be a "family friendly" social network.
elitecom wrote...
Mass Effect used to be a serious work of science fiction, then ME2 & ME3 came around and put that aside.llandwynwyn wrote...
Fact: Mass Effect is fiction.
Fact: The main species are humanoid
Fact: We don't know the details of what Shepard and Javik really did.
Fact: He has 3 fingers and a tongue
Modifié par LinksOcarina, 06 mars 2013 - 09:56 .
Pleasing me? Then you have misunderstood. You write what you want to, I'm just setting up boundaries for myself. As I said "I'm not going further".llandwynwyn wrote...
elitecom wrote...
llandwynwyn wrote...
Fact: Mass Effect is fiction.
Fact: The main species are humanoid
Fact: We don't know the details of what Shepard and Javik really did.
Fact: They've fingers and a tongue
With regards to your last statement, Javik appeared to be the satisfied one not Shepard, but I'm not going further. This is according to Bioware anyway supposed to be a "family friendly" social network.
I'll ignore the rest - lol - and just correct myself to please you.
Will their actions look better in your head now? :innocent:
elitecom wrote...
You cannot seriously expect me to believe that Prothean and Human genitialia would match? We are after all talking about two different species which developed and evolved on two entirely different planets possibly several thousand light years away? Shepard would have more success having intercourse with an ape here on Earth than having it with Javik, that's for sure.
But as I said Bioware already threw all the scientific accuracy out the window with ME2, so I'm not surprised.
I said Mass Effect used to be a serious piece of science fiction, I never said anything about space opera, and as I'm sure you know the space opera genre is a sub-genre within science fiction.LinksOcarina wrote...
Um...no.
In fact, it was always a work of Space Opera, the hard sci-fi was always present to give it a semblence of realism that any Sci-Fi setting such as this would have. Like shooting womprats with a T-16s back home, or making the Kessel run in 5.
The entire sleeping scene with Javik and Shepard is just fan service, nothing to be taken seriously. Enjoy it for what it is.
It's not a big deal, which is why I said that I'm not surprised in the first place.AlanC9 wrote...Right. So what's one more?
Modifié par elitecom, 06 mars 2013 - 10:07 .
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