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[Yrkoon]

You know how this little exercise is done for other games.  Lets do it for DA:O

Teryn Logain:   We could use some help from  our Orlesian friends.

Alistair:  Hey Morrigan,   care to join me in my tent?

Shale:  I wish I was Human, like you.

Leliana:  Bah, gullable sheep and their ridiculous beliefs.  There's no Maker.

Wynne:  I can teach you the wonders of blood magic if you want.


Lets see yours....

[tallon1982]

Teryn Loghain: Charge!



Alistair: Sure lets have Loghain join the Wardens.



Morrigan: I take it all back Alistair.



Leliana: Hey Zev! Your tent or mine?



Wynne: Let the templars cleanse the circle. I don't care.



Oghren: No more ale thank you.

[LaztRezort]

Isolde: "I never liked that brat anyway, go ahead and get rid of him..."

Ok, ok, that was kind of harsh...



Zevran: "No way! Back-rubs from a dude are disgusting!"

There, that's a little more lighthearted...

[SarEnyaDor]

Loghain: Grey Wardens just don't get enough respect around here...



Alistair: Hey Babe - you want some no strings attached Templar lovin'?



Morrigan: Please save those helpless kittens!



Lelianna: I don't want to go shoe shopping again.



Wynne: Lighten up, being a Grey Warden doesn't mean you can't have fun!



Shale: I want a parrot.



Oghren: Can you hook a bro up with Zevran? I really want to run my fingers through his hair...



Zevran: I'm not in the mood tonight.



Sten: Can we talk for a minute?

[JasonPogo]

The PC: Anything!

[wwwwowwww]

Logain: Grey Warden c'mere, you think my daughter is hot?



Alistair: Yes Morrigan I'd like to kill you, but first I'd like to butter your muffin



Shale: What? I thought you liked em rock hard?



Leliana: pssst....... I'm gonna go tinkle in that urn over there



Morrigan: I miss my mommy



Wyne: This one time at magic camp



Oghren: Hello my name is Oghren and I'm an alcoholic



Sten: I'm so pretty, oh so pretty



Zevran: No, I don't believe in doing that, can't we just cuddle?

[iSkelly]

JasonPogo wrote...

The PC: Anything!

Win

[SarEnyaDor]

My PC keeps telling me to get a ladder so I can get off her back..... :s

[LaztRezort]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

My PC keeps telling me to get a ladder so I can get off her back..... :s

Yeah, mine too.  I wish this game had a Mouthgag +5 magical trinket in it somewhere....

[tallon1982]

Sten: I don't want more cake and cookies



Shale: Got anymore of that birdseed?

[wwwwowwww]

JasonPogo wrote...

The PC: Anything!

lol yeah I don't see the point of picking a voice that never gets used, I'd like to click on a response then hear my character talk

[KnightofPhoenix]

Howe: I am pleased with what I have already.

Cullins: "Protest for mage freedoms!"

Harrowmont: "Yea, I killed Endrin, got a problem with that?"

Branka: "The anvil is so much power, it must not fall into the wrong hands!"

Caridin: "**** you! I am not letting you destroy my pride and joy!"

Cailan: "Enough daydreaming. Let us begin the war council. After days of preperations, I have come up with 3 alternate strategies, complete with several options on how to deal with any possible contingency. Any questions thus far?"

[knarayan]

Oghren. You must be a plumber, elf - thats a sodding nice pipe you got there.

[AntiChri5]

Anyone: Wow! you are the son of an Arl? Let me just help you out of that cage Vaughn.

[errant_knight]

These are all great, everyone!

LaztRezort wrote...

Isolde: "I never liked that brat anyway, go ahead and get rid of him..."
Ok, ok, that was kind of harsh...

Not really, since that's exactly what she did to Alistair. I can't help but see her problems with Conner as a kind of kharmic payback....

Modifié par errant_knight, 13 janvier 2010 - 04:00 .

[robertthebard]

Alistair to HN: Wow, I'm sorry I was such a selfish bastard about Duncan, after hearing what happened to your family.

[cylriasilver]

Sandal: I will gladly insert that paganisticly marked stone into your iron-carbon alloy cutting device.

[Kiwiya]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Howe: I am pleased with what I have already."

Ok, I lol'd. x)

Alistair:

[Jules8445]

Kiwiya wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Howe: I am pleased with what I have already."

Ok, I lol'd. x)

Alistair:

LMAO! 

Alistair:  You know...I think Morrigan is right.  

[Jules8445]

Weird.  Double Post.

Modifié par Jules8445, 13 janvier 2010 - 04:17 .

[tallon1982]

Alistair: I'm an awesome cook

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kiwiya wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Howe: I am pleased with what I have already."

Ok, I lol'd. x)

Alistair:

haha
This remind me.
That's Howe:

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Morrigan: All you need is love.

Leliana: Grunge is the best damned fashion idea ever invented!

or:

Leliana: Braised nug with a side of glazed parsnips sounds great for dinner. Now where did Schloomples run off too....

Zevran: You want me to do what? Ewwww..... take your disgusting appetities to the Pearl, will you?

or:

Zevran: This is my first time, so please be gentle. I've been saving myself for marriage.

Shale: Save the Spotted Owl|!

Oghren: No thanks, I'm designated driver tonight.

Alistair: Oh, f*** Duncan, really. His beard got on my nerves. I just moan about him dying to score with chicks.

Sten: Honestly, I think you should do whatever the hell you want in life. Now come here and give me a big hug, you!

Wynne: The best things about traveling with you are late night threesomes with Zevran and Morrigan, learning blood magic, and defiling holy shrine. The Circle? Bunch of asschabs.

Loghain: Ok, ok, I f***ed up royally. Can I get a nice big bro hug now?

Dog: Meow!



NPCs:

Isolde: Well, truth be told, I hired Jowan because I thought he was pretty hot and wanted to go for a tumble. That crap about tutoring my son was BS, I was planning on selling him to gypsies anyway.

Eamon: You know, putting Alistair on the throne is a bad idea. The whole Therin bloodline is seriously f***ed up anyway. Now that you mention it, I think (insert Dog's name here) would make a marvellous king. Certainly smarter than any of our current choices.

Cullen: Blood mages are people too!

Gregoir: Screw watching this damned tower. I'm quitting the templars. I mean, really. Men walking around in big massive armor wearing a purple dress underneath? Now just how gay is that?

Cammen: I'm such a stud!

Vaughn: Elven women are precious, delicate gifts from the Maker that should be loved, respected, and worshiped as goddesses.

Grand Cleric: There is no Maker, and Andraste was just having a bad acid trip. But keep sending us your money, SUCKERS!

Teagan: Sorry love, I'm gay.

[Kiwiya]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Isolde: Well, truth be told, I hired Jowan because I thought he was pretty hot and wanted to go for a tumble. That crap about tutoring my son was BS, I was planning on selling him to gypsies anyway.

Gregoir: Screw watching this damned tower. I'm quitting the templars. I mean, really. Men walking around in big massive armor wearing a purple dress underneath? Now just how gay is that?

Cammen: I'm such a stud!

Brb, loling forever. xD

[Xandurpein]

Jowan: I need to stop lying to myself. I'm a bastard and I'm not going to apologize for it.

Oghren: Grow up. Can't you say the word "sex"?

Carrol: How can I be of service?

Duncan: Before you decide, there are a few things you need to know about...

Ser Cauthrien: Really? and if he jumped over a cliff would you just follow him?

Zevran: I have a headache.