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[saori_shinjiro]

Kiwiya wrote...

Alistair:

Hahaha. Awesome xD

Sandal: *every word in the dictionary other than enchantment*

[knarayan]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Alistair: Oh, f*** Duncan, really. His beard got on my nerves. I just moan about him dying to score with chicks.

Snort!

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
NPCs:
Isolde: Well, truth be told, I hired Jowan because I thought he was pretty hot and wanted to go for a tumble. That crap about tutoring my son was BS, I was planning on selling him to gypsies anyway.

Hmm...
Actually, the thought she did the Jowan hiring bit for that exact reason crossed my mind. He is clean shaven after all, and and she probably had to use a machete make it all the way to Eamon's lips.

Cammen: I'm such a stud!

ROFL!

Teagan: Sorry love, I'm gay.

And you just broke a squillion squeeing hearts

[Sidreus]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...


Alistair: Oh, f*** Duncan, really. His beard got on my nerves. I just moan about him dying to score with chicks.

Brilliant !

Rest is also awesome.

[Lotion Soronarr]

knarayan wrote...

Actually, the thought she did the Jowan hiring bit for that exact reason crossed my mind. He is clean shaven after all, and and she probably had to use a machete make it all the way to Eamon's lips.

Thar be tigers there!

Isolde: "Time to kiss my husband. If I'm not back in 5 minutes, send a search party!...Allright, I'm going in!"

[GrimReaperCalls]

Sten: I admit it, I'm a flower loving Softie! Now give me a hug!



Wynne: I have some advice regariding your recent... exertions with your fellow Grey Warden that I overheard. It did seem as if you just got going when all grew quiet. You are... feeling all right, yes? Perhaps you are tired? I have some roots from home that you may chew if you need energy. As for volume, perhaps you ought to try arching your--

(Yes I know this is what Zevran sais to Alistair, I just figured it would be funny having Wynne say that)



Loghain: You know what, **** Cauthren, I'ma marry some Orlesian ****! F-Yeah!



Duncan: Darkspawn? What are you talking about? I only took you to Ostagar to bed you!

[TheGriffonsShallRiseAgain]

Things my DAO character would never say:



Well I hope he is packing cause his sword skills suck.



She was much better looking at the pub.



I woke up and jumped out my tent I could swear I saw the archdemon, then I realized it was Leliana.



If my dogs face looked like yours id slap a leash on his arse and would walk him backwards.



I swear when I saw Riordan jump, the first thought that came to mind was look a flying ****, he needs to wear longer pants.

[TheGriffonsShallRiseAgain]

The one thing I wouldnt want to hear from Duncan: "Hey alistair, get the cup of tainted blood" "where is it?'... Duncan,"Next to the cup of man taint."



My warden,"I think we are done here."

[Yrkoon]

cylriasilver wrote...

Sandal: I will gladly insert that paganisticly marked stone into your iron-carbon alloy cutting device.

LOL

How could I have forgotten Sandal?


PC:  I'd like some enchanting done.
Sandal:   sigh...   Not again.  Very well, hand me your weapon, I'll get to it when I feel like it.


Duncan:   The ritual is just a formality, really.   What do you say we dump this  disgusting darkspawn blood and go get us some good Dwarven ale?

Modifié par Yrkoon, 13 janvier 2010 - 12:03 .

[wwwwowwww]

Duncan: I didn't just create a new Grey Warden to be a signaler, find some other lackey to go light the damn candle atop the tower you gold plated nit.



Sandal: Ding Sword is done

[ReubenLiew]

Bryce Cousland : You can tell the king to go suck on an egg, the ponce.

[Herr Uhl]

Sten: I like Ferelden.
Oghren: I think I'll have a shave.
Ol' Tegrin: I will go to Orzammar, now that that the situation is under control, thank you for informing me.
Any Dhalish really: I like other races and creeds.

And any of mine characters: For GLORY!

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 13 janvier 2010 - 12:41 .

[rayvioletta]

Leliana: and this one time, at bard camp...



Allistair: Carth never had to put up with all this...



Zathrian: live long and prosper. I know I have



Jory: I am not afraid!



Jowan: I won't bore you with my problems, how's everything with you?



Shale: this is an ex-pigeon!



Eamon: you know, I appreciate the extra effort you went to, getting the Circle of Magi to help and all that, but I really wish you'd let Isolde sacrifice herself, I can't stand her voice! plus, I think she may be shagging my brother



Duncan: We're Knights of the Round Table, we dance when ere we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes, with footwork impeccable



Chanter: blessed are the peacekeepers, champions of the just

Morrigan: wait, am I back in Farscape?

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

knarayan wrote...

Actually, the thought she did the Jowan hiring bit for that exact reason crossed my mind. He is clean shaven after all, and and she probably had to use a machete make it all the way to Eamon's lips.

Thar be tigers there!

Isolde: "Time to kiss my husband. If I'm not back in 5 minutes, send a search party!...Allright, I'm going in!"

heh, yeah! Eamon looks like he's trying to audition for ZZ Top.

[knarayan]

rayvioletta wrote...
...
Duncan: We're Knights of the Round Table, we dance when ere we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes, with footwork impeccable
...

In war were tough and able,
quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
and impersonate Clark Gable

Thank You rayvioletta. Thank You

www.youtube.com/watch

[KnightofPhoenix]

Grey Warden motto:
In war, kicking ass.
In peace, b.itches.
In death, sucks to be you."

[Erakleitos]

Oghren: "Water for me please, no gas thanks"

[AdorableAnarchist]

I'm LOL'ing at these! Fantastic thread!

[cylriasilver]

rayvioletta wrote...

Jowan: I won't bore you with my problems, how's everything with you?

[Rhinna]

Sten: "Hey dude, wanna go knock a few brewskis down, then see if we can hook up with some hot babes?"

Darrien: "You, me, and Iona in your room later tonight? Lookin' forward to it! *winks*"

Branka: "Ohgren you sodding lug! I MISSED YOU sooooo much!"

Zevran: "I'm flattered by your interest, but I've taken a vow of chastity"

Sandal: "Who gives a fig about a damn ENCHANTMENT! How do you think *I feel? people coming up to me ALL DAY LONG wanting me to enchant their damn weapons. I QUIT!!!!"

Mabari: "I just want to play with fluffy kitties all day long"

Wynne: "Ohgren! You, me, in the tent NOW - no questions!"

Morrigan: "Alastair...has anyone ever told you how handsome you are?" *bat, bat, wink wink*

PC: "Isolde hon, you did NOTHING wrong - any mom would have done the same"

Oh...and the best one of all....

*Alastair and PC run away from the battle shouting * "F**K THE GREY WARRRRRRRRDENNNNNNNNSSS!!!!!!!"

Modifié par Rhinna, 13 janvier 2010 - 03:14 .

[mousestalker]

GW: "Vaughan, buddy! How are you? Wanna go find some babes?"

[ReubenLiew]

Tranquil : ALWAYS ANGRY!

Other Tranquils : ALL THE TIME!!

[Sialater]

[QOUTE]Alistair: Oh, f*** Duncan, really. His beard got on my nerves. I just moan about him dying to score with chicks.[/B]

Now THIS is plausible.  LMAO.

[melkathi]

Rhinna wrote...


*Alastair and PC run away from the battle shouting * "F**K THE GREY WARRRRRRRRDENNNNNNNNSSS!!!!!!!"

Pitty that Alistair does that

Modifié par melkathi, 13 janvier 2010 - 04:01 .

[_- Songlian -]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Cailan: "Enough daydreaming. Let us begin the war council. After days of preparations, I have come up with 3 alternate strategies, complete with several options on how to deal with any possible contingency. Any questions thus far?"

 So true!

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
 
Cullen: Blood mages are people too!

Priceless! 

Modifié par - Songlian -, 13 janvier 2010 - 04:12 .

[Chas1024]

Cammen to Gheyna "Get in the aravel, woman."

When asked "Have you bedded her?" - "Of course, we are at it like rabbits every night."