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[Zenon]

Wynne: You'll need to be as powerful as possible to stand a chance against the archdemon. I got hold on this little black book on blood magic, which may be most useful if unleashed in the right moment.



Irving: I removed these dangerous books on blood magic from the library, but you can have them, if you like.



Irving: You shouldn't go into the fade to save the boy. As a Grey Warden you have more important tasks. Let me do this myself instead.



Bhelen: Actually I regret what I did to my brothers. Being king isn't as cool as I thought, but now I'm stuck with it.



Harrowmont: Bhelen is very smart and has the potential to fundamentally improve our social structure.



Alistair: How could I be blinded by simply insisting and judging Morrigan solely for being an apostate? She is a free spirit and learned the ways of nature and the universe much better than these decadent indoctrinated bookworms of the chantry.



Morrigan: Once you know him, Alistair can be quite nice. A little bit shy and insecure maybe, but with a good heart. Perhaps I could truly fall in love with him.



Morrigan: I shouldn't try to read my mother's books before I'm ready. I politely ask her to teach me when she feels the time is right for me.



Sandal with altered booming deep low voice: I am Souvereign. We are legion and our numbers will darken your sky. You live because we allow it, and you will die because we demand it. Resistance is futile. Your destruction is inevitable!



Leliana: Ferelden boots are so much more comfortable, warmer, and easier to run and fight in. Forget about this unpractical Orlesian crap of footwear.



Oghren: I want to become a golem. It should cure me of being an alcoholic.



Dog refusing meat and only eating vegetables.



Sten: To hell with my sword, it's just a piece of dead metal.



King Cailan: Loghain, you are right! We can't trust these Grey Wardens.



Shale: Something is wrong with me. Why do I have feelings and begin to remember I was a person once? Ignorance is bliss, and I'm just a piece of animated rock to serve human mages like you.

[ImpSlave]

cylriasilver wrote...

Sandal: I will gladly insert that paganisticly marked stone into your iron-carbon alloy cutting device.

I almost just spewed - that is a classic win right there

[twintalons]

Any character at all: Your NAME

[KnightofPhoenix]

Uldred: "Mages have to be controlled for the greater good".

Sten: "You people are so rigid and inflexible"

Oghren: "Uggh, I hate caves."

Elves: "Maybe we should finally admit that we suck?"

Fergus: "You are going to die tonight son. A very painful death."

[Yrkoon]

Ol' Tegrin: Hey, if you're gonna buy something from me, do it now, because I'm retiring tonight and you'll never see me again.

Bhelan: Your next task is to help me put Harromount on the throne

Sten: Wanna buy my sword off me?

Modifié par Yrkoon, 13 janvier 2010 - 06:01 .

[hyperion02]

Grey Warden walks up to Morrigan,



GW, "Morrigan, you wanna go out tonight and prepare our traps and potions for tomorrow's battle?"

Morrigan, "I think I won't. Tis' a good night to play 'Zelda Spirit Tracks' on my DS while I lay naked in my tent."



Grey warden walks over to dog.



GW, "Hey dog! wanna play some catch?"

Dog, "Meow."

GW, "..."



Grey Warden walks over to Alister.



GW, "Wanna pick out a proper set of armor for the group for tomorrow's battle?"

Alister, "Sorry, but I'm going to be busy watching Morrigan Play DS naked all night."

[Shamagar]

Bann Teagan: "Sorry ladies, I'm Gay!"

[rayvioletta]

Loghain: Duncan, let's get married and have a honeymoon in Orlais



Morrigan: no, I'm sick of it. I already gave birth to a god in Stargate and got preggers in Farscape, one of you can kill the archdemon and drop dead, I'm having no more babies.



Teryn Cousland: Howe are you?

Arl Howe: see, this is why I want to kill you



Haven cultist: ia ia cthulhu fhtagn! ia ia cthulhu fhtagn!



Lanaya: why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect" they really mean "kiss my ass"?

[Zafireria]

twintalons wrote...

Any character at all: Your NAME

That one would be so nice if they actually did it. Thinking about how many times you say your name. Its always "you" or "Grey warden"

[rayvioletta]

getting a tad off topic here but I was hoping that the forced surnames would mean we'd be called by name sometimes, like in Mass Effect, but alas

[Doozerpindan]

Leliana: Blessed be the maker!

Morrigan: Hallowed are the Ori! Wait, what?



Alistair: Bollocks to the chantry rules, wanna ****?

[Bhatair]

Loghain: "Chaaarge!"

[Liesie]

Morrigan: Ohmigawd, Leli! Look at her butt!


Alistair: Hey, Anora, you ever licked a lamppost in winter? *wink*


Morrigan: *The Cuppy Cake Song*


Darkspawn: All your base are belong to us!


Leliana: A shopping mall?! Nooo! It burns!


Oghren: Fer ancestors’ sake, witch, cover up! Chil’ren play this game!


Morrigan: A brilliant diamond necklace? Oh, you didn’t have to get me this! My love for you is not contingent on the amount of shiny gifts with which you ply me!


Flemeth: Why, I would NEVER w.hore my daughter out to gain power! What kind of mother do you take me for?!


Sten: STOP THE WAR PARTY! I broke a nail.


Zevran: Wynne! I am shocked and appalled at your lax moral standards! I had expected better of you.
Wynne: Don’t get your panties in a twist, hot stuff. Now, help me get Sten to stop bogarting the hookah.

Modifié par Liesie, 24 mars 2010 - 10:42 .

[sylvanaerie]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kiwiya wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Howe: I am pleased with what I have already."

Ok, I lol'd. x)

Alistair:

haha
This remind me.
That's Howe:

YES!  I LOVE Scar, best character in Lion King.  Jeremy Irons....wonderful voice

[Archereon]

Jowan: I've finally done something right!



Duncan: Sound the retreat.



Darkspawn Messenger: I'm batman. (Oh wait...)



The Maker: Hi Chantry, you ****** me off because you took everything I said and turned it into a highly oppressive religion that's creed forces it to spread with violence.



Morrigan: Its too warm in here alone...



Sten: LEEEROOY...



Admiral Xen: The Warden will never find me and my child here in space!

[LyudmilaKatzen]

Okay I have to jump into this one....



Wynne: I'm not your mother, feel free to date whoever you like! You don't need my permission.



Sten: So far I am impressed.



Shale: I miss Wilhelm. And his wife was a lovely woman.



Alistair: I bought Morrigan a Hallmark card.



Morrigan: Alistair, you are an intelligent person and I respect you. Also, Circle Mages deserve fair treatment and I wish I could join them.



Duncan: My last name is Hines.



Zevran: Wynne does not have a magical bosom.



Leliana: All that vision stuff was just nonsense, I really just wanted to put the moves on Alistair.



Oghren: I'm tired of making fart jokes all the time. From now on I am going to speak in a British accent and make obscure literary references.

[bzombo]

morrigan: we must help the needy!

[Sarah1281]

Anora: I'm going to put stopping the Blight and unifying Ferelden over my desire to remain on the throne.



Anora: I'm not happy you promised to support me and then stabbed me in the back to become Queen with Alistair, but for the good of Ferelden I swear this oath of fealty to you both.



Cailan: My uncle's forces can be here within the week? Excellent. Something really weird's going on here...



Duncan: While I do desperately need recruits given that there is a Blight coming, I recognize I'll have a better chance convincing you to join if you're not dead so I'm going to save your life regardless.



Howe: Sorry about that whole 'brutally mudered your family thing.' Bryce and I had a little too much to drink that night and, well, never let it be said I'm not a megalomaniac drunk.



Gorim: I know it's been six months since we've seen each other but I can't go with you to fight because I'm injured. I am, however, still single as it wouldn't be right to marry the first girl I saw without getting any closure on our relationship.



Lily: Prison? I'm not going to prison for politics! Take me away from here Jowan, but after that I'm totally dumping you.



Kalah: I understand that life has dealt us a bad hand but I realize that biting my childrens heads off and trying to drink myself to death won't help matters. And for that matter, I am very proud that Rica managed to become a member of the royal household and of you for becoming a Grey Warden and working to save us all from the darkspawn.

[Godak]

Cailan: It would be wise to build up our defenses, and let the enemy come to us. I mean, who orders a charge when there's a fort to defend?



Morrigan: I'm putting on some clothes. It's bit nippy out here.



Zevran: I don't want to have sex right now.



Shale: I want to cuddle with all the avian species of the world.



Sten: The cake is not a lie.



Chantry Chanter: Praise Jesus! Hallelujah!



Zathrian: Can't we all just get along?



Alistair: I'm putting on a dress and dancing the remigold!

[Danielsun2]

Rendon Howe : sorry about the whole killing everyone in your castle business...take my arling as compensation

[Caldarin V]

Oghren: Hello, my name is Oghren and I've been sober for a whole week!

(rest of party claps politely)

[casedawgz]

Sergeant Kylon: "Jeez, you suck. People probably fight you all the time."



Sten: "Yes."



Flemeth: "Mr. Paris, set a course for the Alpha Quadrant."

[keesio74]

Oghren: "No thanks, I've already had enough." (when offered a drink)