Progman Omega wrote...
I know I've posted this in about every thread on here, but I just can't get over how brilliant Zaeed was in this XD
"Microfilaments! Tiny strips of explosive laid out across the glass. Your clone takes one step into your apartment and BAM! Massive explosion! Your first line of defense."
"Weaponized wall fixtures, Shepard. Wave of the future, I'm telling you."
"How is blowing up my wall supposed to protect me?"
"Honey, sweetie, love of my life, indulge your crazy boyfriend. I just need to know that you're safe."
"Ever swam a few laps on the surface of the sun? No, of course not! But, heh, your clone will have!"
"What if I want to use the hot tub?"
"Already thought of that. It's keyed to your DNA!"
"Zaeed, the clone would have the same DNA as I do. It's a clone."
"...Guddamn clones!"
"Cyanide is a liquid too."
"Alright, I've got four wires here. Red, Green, Blue and vomit."
"Describe the vomit one."
"Eh, purpleish, like you had one too many ryncols and puked on the floor."
"That's the one you want. Connect it to the red wire and we're good."
"It would have worked if it wasn't for those guddamn clones!"
"Let it go, Zaeed."
"I know. Just burning time until we get to the kitchen. I have plans for the coffee maker."

Zaeed has some of the funniest scenes in both version of the party. Zaeed drunkenly trying (and failing) to get Samara to sleep with him in the loud version was hilarious as well.
"You are a complicated individual, Zaeed Massani."
"You bet your sweet Asari arse!"