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[Gimmemocha]

When you can't watch birds in flight without thinking "Swooping...is...bad."

[DJ0000]

When you assume everyone except hot brunettes are bisexual

[elys]

..If you are a female native english speaker and start  talking suddenly with Leliana's accent.
(if you are male, then immediatly seek help from a professional)

Modifié par elys, 14 janvier 2010 - 02:47 .

[brownstudies]

wwwwowwww wrote...

When your randomly stop in front of a cop car to ask him "Anything I can help you with?"

"..anything not strictly legal?"


When your boss comes by to ask how you're getting on and you have to mentally stop yourself from snarling: "can I get you a ladder... so you can get off my back?"

When you find yourself peering into tupperware and cardboard boxes out of a vague notion that you might find something worth selling.

When you wake up to the theme tune in your head. This happens to me most days

Modifié par brownstudies, 14 janvier 2010 - 02:53 .

[SaintBeowulf]

You know when you've been playing too much Dragon Age if you start to have an undying hatred of birds.

[sethroskull79]

When your wife threatens to smash your Xbox.

[Series5Ranger]

When thinking how unstudly I am to Bann Teagan. ; ;

[elys]

sethroskull79 wrote...

When your wife threatens to smash your Xbox.

You might be addicted to Dragon Age if...When your wife does smash your xbox

Modifié par elys, 14 janvier 2010 - 03:10 .

[Jafari]

When you go to work and expect your boss to have an exclamation mark floating above their head.

[Rhinna]

When asked to do something, instead of saying "sure" you reply "Right. On it then" in an English accent.

[Tae Jir]

When you find yourself bouncing around on the chair and squeezing your legs together so you can just finish this one...last...quest...

[DiscipleofUranus]

When you have a dream about Sten and converting to the Qun

[Thor Rand Al]

When instead of using profanities you start saying Makers breath or Andraste's flaming sword n people start giving you a weird looks; n you either get really embarrased when you realize what you said n walk away with a red face or try n explain about a game that you've been playing.



When almost every dream you have has something of the game in it.

[Viktor McCury]

When you're looking for something in your room and you cannot find it without the "tab" key...

[Thomas9321]

When you fail and something and think "hang on, I just need to reload."

[Sabriana]

When you walk through a wooded area very cautiously. There could be sylvans, you know.

[LOST_PriNcEsS_]

Someone comes up to you at work wanting help and you ask "Enchantment!?"

[DalishRanger]

Tae Jir wrote...

When you find yourself bouncing around on the chair and squeezing your legs together so you can just finish this one...last...quest...

I have done this. Many times. No matter what playthrough I am on.

[Borschtbeet]

If every man with a Spanish accent reminds you of Zevran.

[tallon1982]

You start to think your mother in law is a witch of the wilds...

[Truby-Liz]

When someone uses the excuse "Magic" to explain something preposterous, you desperately want to shout "Enchantment!"
When you think sparkly vampires a la Twilight must have something on their bodies you can steal. Why else would they be sparkly?
You start growling at random dogs to ascertain if they are wardogs or normal ones.
When out and about, when someone's about to leave your group, you are so tempted to unequip everything they have (even their clothes) so you can sell off all their stuff.

You start desperately avoiding everyone who even mentions the word "massage"

You play other computer games and end up jumping all over the place because you're trying to pause to give instructions to your PC.

When the ringtone of your phone is an audio file from the game.

You have a conversation with a friend and afterwards, wish you'd chosen different speech options.

When you start eying your dragon statuettes, thinking "You better not be an archdemon"

When you walk through the side of doorways instead of in the middle so you avoid the trap waiting there to ensnare you...

When you're buying a present for a friend's birthday, and you can't get approval ratings out of your head. "This better get me +10..."

When you can post 5 things in this thread without irony and then despeartely struggle to think of more. Extra points if you've done all 5 things.

Truby-Liz

[Kniri]

... when you have no more dialog options with your girlfriend/boy because he/she doesn't play DA and doesn't understand you half the time. ;-)

[SarEnyaDor]

... if you spend almost as much time in the forums talking about the game as you do playing it



or



.... if you are talking in the forums about the game WHILE you are playing it.

[Micon2]

knarayan wrote...

When you play another game and press down the mousewheel and the rght button expecting the PoV to turn...

Yeah try playing the Witcher after a long stint at DAO, aard everywhere, really hard to get used it. In fact I may try to swap left right mouse button, maybe this will help,

[Kimarous]

...when you accidently start talking to nearby people while actually intending to open a nearby chest, read a nearby book, or perform similar mundane tasks.