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Volus Warlord

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 You're in the Dragon Age Universe. You see that hot piece of person that you definitely value the feelings of. You walk up to them.. and.. what do you say?

Please discuss.

EDIT: Please keep it appropriate.

Modifié par Volus Warlord, 08 mars 2013 - 01:23 .


#2
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Are you a maleficar? Because you're working blood magic in my pants.

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Chiramu

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Urm, hello. *hides*

I want a shy character :<.

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Sejborg

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LET ME ENTER YOUR DEEP ROAD!!!!

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saMoorai

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Chiramu wrote...

Urm, hello. *hides*

I want a shy character :<.


a shy inquisitor?

That sounds really cute.

I want one now.

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Sejborg

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May I dual wield your boobs? (can also be used irl)

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w0lfam0da1s

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um...oooh looky *points* giant cheese wheel. *plants kiss on cheek while looking fot cheese wheel* Then run away.

Modifié par w0lfam0da1s, 08 mars 2013 - 01:24 .


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The Hierophant wrote...

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Take me now.

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Plaintiff wrote...

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Take me now.

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Take me now.

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You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!

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The Hierophant

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Plaintiff wrote...

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Take me now.

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You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!

It's not about you, it's me.<raises hands to try to defend himself>

#13
w0lfam0da1s

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The Hierophant wrote...

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Take me now.

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You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!

It's not about you, it's me.<raises hands to try to defend himself>

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PinkDiamondstl

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So this is what it comes to....We need more news right now.

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The Hierophant wrote...

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Take me now.

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You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!

It's not about you, it's me.<raises hands to try to defend himself>

Too late, man. Too late.

Remember what I said about drowning us both in blood? Well, it's just gonna be you.

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Neon Rising Winter

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PinkDiamondstl wrote...

So this is what it comes to....We need more news right now.


Why you sweet talker you. Get your coat, you've pulled.

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The Hierophant

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w0lfam0da1s wrote...

The Hierophant wrote...

Plaintiff wrote...

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Take me now.

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You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!

It's not about you, it's me.<raises hands to try to defend himself>

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#18
w0lfam0da1s

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PinkDiamondstl wrote...

So this is what it comes to....We need more news right now.



The buzz around Candia is 2015 at the latest. As early as Sept 2014. But that's just what someone frome Candia that works close to the office in Candia said. He was right when he told me about Assassin's Creed 3 release.

Take that for what you well

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The Hierophant

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Plaintiff wrote...

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Plaintiff wrote...

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Take me now.

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You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!

It's not about you, it's me.<raises hands to try to defend himself>

Too late, man. Too late.

Remember what I said about drowning us both in blood? Well, it's just gonna be you.

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Et Tu, Plaintiff?

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Plaintiff

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The Hierophant wrote...

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Plaintiff wrote...

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Take me now.

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You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!

It's not about you, it's me.<raises hands to try to defend himself>

Too late, man. Too late.

Remember what I said about drowning us both in blood? Well, it's just gonna be you.

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Et Tu, Plaintiff?


THE VOICES IN MY HEAD WERE RIGHT ABOUT YOU!!!

#21
Volus Warlord

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PinkDiamondstl wrote...

So this is what it comes to....We need more news right now.


Sorry to burst your bubble honey bun, but right now there may not be "news" for months, so you are best off fabricating your own, or creating some hot pickup lines.

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w0lfam0da1s

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Why don't we step into that ally and take a look at the merchandise.

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The Hierophant

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Plaintiff wrote...

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Too late, man. Too late.

Remember what I said about drowning us both in blood? Well, it's just gonna be you.

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Et Tu, Plaintiff?


THE VOICES IN MY HEAD WERE RIGHT ABOUT YOU!!!

<bleeding out> I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.<expires>

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w0lfam0da1s wrote...

Why don't we step into that ally and take a look at the merchandise.

That one just sounds murder-y.  :(

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Sejborg wrote...

LET ME ENTER YOUR DEEP ROAD!!!!


Okay, but I should warn you, I have Darkspawn.