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[w0lfam0da1s]

Plaintiff wrote...

w0lfam0da1s wrote...

Why don't we step into that ally and take a look at the merchandise.

That one just sounds murder-y.  

It did come from Dragon Age 2
Sister Petrice and that guy who says just about the same thing.

Who knows maybe their into that kind of thing.

[BouncyFrag]

So, how 'bout I show you how I became to be known as the 'nug-wrangler'?

Just to let you know, I have never been one to shy away from the taint.

*sees broodmother*....Hey there good lookin, looks like I'll need to grow an extra pair of hands.

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 08 mars 2013 - 01:54 .

[The Hierophant]

sirus1988 wrote...

Sejborg wrote...

LET ME ENTER YOUR DEEP ROAD!!!!

Okay, but I should warn you, I have Darkspawn.

[w0lfam0da1s]

sirus1988 wrote...

Sejborg wrote...

LET ME ENTER YOUR DEEP ROAD!!!!

Okay, but I should warn you, I have Darkspawn.

That's ok I'm a Warden.  I have a cure for that.
I'm great at plowing through Darkspawn.

Modifié par w0lfam0da1s, 08 mars 2013 - 01:53 .

[Sith Grey Warden]

I thing I'll just stick with:

"Are you a mage? Because you just magicked my breath away."

[w0lfam0da1s]

I'm a mage. Let me show you something magical.

[BouncyFrag]

You think I'm being a bit too forward with our relationship? You should meet my buddy, Anders.

[Tigress M]

I know we just met but I've only got 30 years left to live and I'd like to spend them with you.

[w0lfam0da1s]

I can sence the fear. It makes all the loving fun.

Modifié par w0lfam0da1s, 08 mars 2013 - 02:36 .

[w0lfam0da1s]

I'm a Seeker and I've found what I've been seeking.

[DragonMage95]

Hey girl, i'd like to take you to Kirkwall so you can meet Mike Hawke.

[Orian Tabris]

I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my cleavage, so do me maybe.

[w0lfam0da1s]

Do you want to master my taint

[Dio Demon]

 (Opens playbook) *Ahem* okay.

I've been possessed by an ancient powerful demon and when it takes full control of me, this demon will destroyed Thedas. But there is a way to stop it, only if you're willing to sleep with me. Just remember the fate of Thedas hangs on you sleeping with me!

Modifié par Crazy Eyed One, 08 mars 2013 - 02:42 .

[DragonMage95]

You're a fine looking witch, can I wade through your swamp?

[Orian Tabris]

Maric's pickup line to the future fabled mother of Alistair.

Maric: *thinks* I'd totally Maker, Darkspawn.
Maric: "Hey, I wanna impregnate you, and give you the illegitimate son to my throne."

[DragonMage95]

Hey baby, why don't you flee Lothering so my Arishok can invade your Kirkwall.

[Orian Tabris]

Grey Warden Commander: Can I taint your eggs?
Woman: How... dare you?!
Grey Warden Commander: No! I meant I wanted to impregnate you!
Woman: Oh! Heh. I thought you wanted to make me a Grey Warden, and I was like "As if, jerk!"

[Daerog]

 Options:

1. "My lady, even Dumat would sing of your beauty."
2. Hire a bard to sing for her and gather info on likes and dislikes.
3. If an Orlesian noble lady, play a game of courtly love by sending an anonymous gift and note talking about love overpowering me, being unworthy of the lady's eye (at this time anyway), and periodically send poetry and gifts, establish drop points for correspondence, then crash a masquerade the lady is attending to introduce self, maybe reveal name, and so on blah blah usual romance game for nobles.

[Orian Tabris]

Hey sailor, wanna darken my spawn?

[BouncyFrag]

Now when you say you'd like me to come over as company, do you mean company or do you mean company?

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 08 mars 2013 - 03:03 .

[Orian Tabris]

Broodmother: Wanna suck my teat? There's plenty for everyone.

[Gamercat]

It's winter. Wanna lick my lampost?

[BouncyFrag]

Hello, my name is Geralt, and we won't be having any funny business with my small clothes still on and the same goes for you.

[Face of Evil]

How about I come over there and make you shriek?



I wanna put my hands all over you.

Modifié par Face of Evil, 08 mars 2013 - 03:12 .