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[DarkDragon777]

Are you a witch of the wilds, because you've got quite the jungle down there............wait

[Uccio]

Move over Maker, I´ve got myself a True Goddess to worship now.

[BouncyFrag]

So you say you follow the teachings of Andraste? Then come on baby, light my fire.

[BouncyFrag]

DarkDragon777 wrote...

Are you a witch of the wilds, because you've got quite the jungle down there............wait

Witch: You Know Were You Are? You're In The Jungle Baby, You Gonna Die!

[SeismicGravy]

Wanna go halves on an abomination?

Modifié par SeismicGravy, 09 mars 2013 - 10:59 .

[Renmiri1]

I like big boats, I can not lie...

[LinksOcarina]

Swooping may be bad, but for you I will swoop anything.

[Fortlowe]

I promise, my lady, I will never turn you over to the Templars. Why would I, you ask? Obviously, madame, you are a spirit of desire and I am transfixed. Oh? You're not? I shall order us drinks. I require further convincing....beautiful spirit.

[KENNY4753]

"We'll bang, okay."

....wait wrong game

[TiaraBlade]

Let's see... some cheesy DA pick up lines.

1. Let's make like rookie Grey Wardens and have a joining!
2. If you were any more of a prize, I'd have to make like a Templar and lock you up in a Circle Tower!
3. Don't turn me down, it would be a Blight upon my heart!
4. Looking for a place to sheath your Star Fang?
5. You're Spawning some Dark thoughts in me!
6. You're definitely beWitching... let's see if you're wild!
7. The workers at the Pearl pay ME for sex!
8. How good am I in bed? Just ask Loghain he's over there...smiling.

Ok, it's late and even aiming for cheese, these are terrible but I hope you found them entertaining nonethless.

[TiaraBlade]

"Are you from the old Tevinter Imperium? Because you set me on fire!"

"Any hotter and you'd be Andraste!"

[w0lfam0da1s]

you know im a captain of a ship, i cold sail your rough sea.

[Fortlowe]

You owe me a sovereign. I bet my friend over there that you were as beautiful as Andraste. I was wrong. You are much more beautiful than Andraste.

[TiaraBlade]

BTW, I like the line "Are you Dalish? Because you look like a Keeper."

It's cute.

[Orian Tabris]

The Maker plus Andraste equals you, baby. *double-clicking sound with tongue*

Are you a spirit? You must be, because that ass is out of this realm!

Andraste's ******, human! They couldn't be half as good as yours!

Andraste's knicker weasels? I'd rather see yours.

Are you Serendipity? Because your voice sounds like a man's.

Is that a demon in your pants, or is that a demon in your pants because you are happy to see me?

I'd like to be your Tal-Vashoth. Then your Qunari. Then your Tal-Vashoth again. Then your Qunari again, and so on... All. Night. Long.

Not by the ****** of our ancestors! Because yours are the first and second reasons to have a paragon of beauty!

What do you mean they all suck?

[Swagger7]

KiddDaBeauty wrote...



"I am the master of backstab, rush and unforgiving chain. I often use a safeguard to control my giant's reach. While I am no foreigner to haste and vitality, I hope you will not make me plead for a second chance while you sleep. Of what do I speak?"

(slow clap)

[Tootles FTW]

Hey boy, is that your glowing fist in my chest or did my heart just go pitter-patter?

[Arawr]

Zevran: Do you have any Antivan in you? Would you like to?

[shadowpiranha]

Hey baby how about I be the mage and you be the demon trying to get inside me?

[Trolldrool]

Don't worry about STDs. I can cure them when we're done.