Yrkoon, yes, indeed it is. Though I would hardly call one thread full of bad jokes a campaign. If you feel that such frivolities are a waste of your time then you are welcome to move on. I certainly don't expect everyone to care about things like boob-armour.
Unrelated, but I would hardly say that Isabela's sexilicious get-up never gets brought up. On the contrary, it's one of the more wide-spread debates with arguments on both sides of the fence being plentiful.
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#77
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 01:44
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I never once suggested that this thread is a waste of my time.
I am, however, suggesting that your campaign here might just be a waste of your time, as you seem to be trying to tell Bioware to fix something that they already fixed. Again, I don't recall any boob-plate in DA2. (though it's been almost 2 years since I've played that pathetic excuse of a game. My memory could be faulty)
I am, however, suggesting that your campaign here might just be a waste of your time, as you seem to be trying to tell Bioware to fix something that they already fixed. Again, I don't recall any boob-plate in DA2. (though it's been almost 2 years since I've played that pathetic excuse of a game. My memory could be faulty)
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#78
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 01:51
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Yrkoon wrote...
I never once suggested that this thread is a waste of my time.
I am, however, suggesting that your campaign here might just be a waste of your time, as you seem to be trying to tell Bioware to fix something that they already fixed. Again, I don't recall any boob-plate in DA2. (though it's been almost 2 years since I've played that sorry excuse for a game. My memory could be hazy)
For some odd reason the Blood Dragon plate got boobified for DA2
#79
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 01:53
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Yrkoon, well, I am grateful for your concern, but I shall decide for myself what is a good way to spend my time.
I also once again insist that this is no campaign. I do not take the matter seriously enough to even consider anything close to a campaign. From what I gather, your point is that all this here is basically useless, since the problem has already been solved. As I myself have mentioned in the opening thread. However, I thought that with all the potential changes coming to the third game and the troubled development of DA2 nothing established in it is actually set in stone for the future. And so decided that this particular topic is worth at least a single thread.
I also once again insist that this is no campaign. I do not take the matter seriously enough to even consider anything close to a campaign. From what I gather, your point is that all this here is basically useless, since the problem has already been solved. As I myself have mentioned in the opening thread. However, I thought that with all the potential changes coming to the third game and the troubled development of DA2 nothing established in it is actually set in stone for the future. And so decided that this particular topic is worth at least a single thread.
#80
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 02:06
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Wulfram wrote...
For some odd reason the Blood Dragon plate got boobified for DA2
Heh, yes, and also the Chainmail armor model from Origins made a return.
#81
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 02:45
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Ah yes the chainmail, its existence saddens me deeply. It doesn't make it any better that its textures are much lower quality than the other armor in the game either.
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Posté 14 mars 2013 - 02:50
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Harle Cerulean wrote...
DinoSteve wrote...
tbf you would imagine armour made for a woman would have room for breasts, otherwise it would get very tight and sweaty......
nevermind
You've clearly never touched a pair of ****** if you don't realize how much they can compact.
I have and will again this weekend, ROLL ON PADDYS DAY WOOOOOOOOOO
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#83
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 02:56
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ok......yeah, for once i'm not gonna say anything. *shakes head*
#84
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 03:11
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DinoSteve wrote...
Harle Cerulean wrote...
DinoSteve wrote...
tbf you would imagine armour made for a woman would have room for breasts, otherwise it would get very tight and sweaty......
nevermind
You've clearly never touched a pair of ****** if you don't realize how much they can compact.
I have and will again this weekend, ROLL ON PADDYS DAY WOOOOOOOOOO
Ouch, only once a year? I suppose you can be forgiven for forgetting in the intervening time.
#85
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 03:22
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I can't believe i'm saying this.....but you never forget how a boob feels it's the greatest feeling in the world!
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Posté 14 mars 2013 - 03:54
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Yeah ? Try having them!
They feel sore, sweaty, heavy, gawked on, full of milk and about to explode, chewed on by a baby with razor sharp new teeth... And of course very good when lovemaking
I forget how many times I wanted to say "hey my head is up here" to men gawking at mine
They feel sore, sweaty, heavy, gawked on, full of milk and about to explode, chewed on by a baby with razor sharp new teeth... And of course very good when lovemaking
I forget how many times I wanted to say "hey my head is up here" to men gawking at mine
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#87
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 03:59
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unbentbuzzkill wrote...
I can't believe i'm saying this.....but you never forget how a boob feels it's the greatest feeling in the world!
I can think of some things that are better then just second base man
One a side note~ i think allot of game devs are having a hard time balancing making their female models still look female and or sexy and making sure their not just making B.R.A ( battle ready armor- points at terra ).
And yeah the boobifaction of armour that they tried in DA 1&2 didnt really work either way lol.
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Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:06
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Renmiri1 wrote...
I forget how many times I wanted to say "hey my head is up here" to men gawking at mine.
You should get that printed on your T-shirt, with an arrow pointing up.
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Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:07
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Harle Cerulean wrote...
DinoSteve wrote...
Harle Cerulean wrote...
DinoSteve wrote...
tbf you would imagine armour made for a woman would have room for breasts, otherwise it would get very tight and sweaty......
nevermind
You've clearly never touched a pair of ****** if you don't realize how much they can compact.
I have and will again this weekend, ROLL ON PADDYS DAY WOOOOOOOOOO
Ouch, only once a year? I suppose you can be forgiven for forgetting in the intervening time.
lol
no
#90
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:13
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you do know you can do more with boobs then just second base right? Well if you kbow what your doing that is.
#91
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:18
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It's sad that threads like this pop up,have you people got nothing better to discuss about Dragon age.......is everyone 12 or some thing?.....please BIOWARE...release some info for these people,give them some thing constructive to talk about.
#92
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:18
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I agree 100%.
A woman can wear appropriately sized man's armor without problems. No accommodations need to made for boobs. Unless someone's got a ridiculously large rack, they can be bound or squished pretty flat against the chest without discomfort.
A woman can wear appropriately sized man's armor without problems. No accommodations need to made for boobs. Unless someone's got a ridiculously large rack, they can be bound or squished pretty flat against the chest without discomfort.
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Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:25
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ok.......how do you know boobs can be squished into armor, last time i checked I haven't seen any women wearing armor lately.
#94
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:28
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Renmiri1 wrote...
forget how many times I wanted to say "hey my head is up here" to men gawking at mine
Then you madam are truly blessed. *bows*
Few days agon I was caught doing the exact thing in my gym. She was beding over right before me (me doing my own thing), and then there they were, massive bouncers. Time stood still.
And then I noticed her staring at me. Its been a looooong time since i´ve been so embarrassed as I was at that moment.
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Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:34
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Ukki wrote...
Renmiri1 wrote...
forget how many times I wanted to say "hey my head is up here" to men gawking at mine
Then you madam are truly blessed. *bows*
Few days agon I was caught doing the exact thing in my gym. She was beding over right before me (me doing my own thing), and then there they were, massive bouncers. Time stood still.
And then I noticed her staring at me. Its been a looooong time since i´ve been so embarrassed as I was at that moment.
#96
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:35
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unbentbuzzkill wrote...
ok.......how do you know boobs can be squished into armor, last time i checked I haven't seen any women wearing armor lately.
Well if you have seen mammograph then you would know how flat they can actually be.
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Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:36
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unbentbuzzkill wrote...
ok.......how do you know boobs can be squished into armor, last time i checked I haven't seen any women wearing armor lately.
Join the Society for Creative Anachronism. I armored up for a whole year, never had a boob problem. And an A-cup I ain't.
Or try your local group of Olympic fencers. The women may be wearing simple convex plastic guards under their jackets.
Hats off to OP. I saw this on the main forum page and thought, "Oh no. Not another deranged DAI thread." Instead, it was amusing and sincere and spot-on.
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Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:41
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Corker, why thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt as well as your time. The thread did derail a fair bit by now into general boob-related discussion, but it's nice to know that its point is not lost among all this revelry.
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Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:45
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ok let me explain my point, i would think women armor (the chest piece) would be made maybe a little more roomy to compensate for the "girls" so it would be practical and more comfortable for them.
#100
Posté 14 mars 2013 - 04:46
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unbentbuzzkill wrote...
ok.......how do you know boobs can be squished into armor, last time i checked I haven't seen any women wearing armor lately.
Some LARPers go the whole distance with their costumes. There are also medieval re-construction groups (who make their own armor and arms to spec) and then beat each other up in organised tourneys. I believe there are some women that participate.
