Why I personally hate PuG's.
#1
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:40
#2. Consumables ... that never get consumed - you're on Gold, kiddies, it's not a big fluff to use your consumables since you have them; or I would assume you do. Don't you? You don't? ... Well then.
#3. I am the Jugger-not really. - you're not a Juggernaut, you're just a squishy jerkface attempting to stand yourself in front of that Atlas/Prime/Banshee/Praetorian to make yourself look like a bad ass as you don't even put a dent in its HP. Congrats, Goliath, now go kill yourself.... Wait, nevermind, you already did.
#4. I have a mic, but guess what?! It's turned off all game! - you're a jerk, end of story.
#5. Allow me to camp this area with more than 1-2 entrances, and allow you to be continually ****ed in the ass while I do exactly the same thing. - you know what? How about you trust my better judgement and camp where I camp instead of spawning bosses and armored units on top of me, not to mention forcing me to finish the waves when you come rushing in and get facerolled by a boss.
#6. ... You're using WHAT gun?! - don't use a gun that doesn't fit your skill level. If you're like me, you're better off using something with high DPS and kill rate, rather than using ... Oh, I don't know, Executioner I maybe? Give me a break.
#7. Hey, I'm down... Hey guys. Guys.... Anyone? - you're five feet away and you're not going to revive me on wave 3, so you're going to make me burn through every one of my medi-gels since you not only won't watch my back, but you insist on spawning the enemies behind/beside me. You're the reason I can't get back up at wave 9-10 to pick you up. Stahp.
#8. Arrogant son of a ... - just because you have a maxed out manifest, or you can kill enemies in next to time at all doesn't give you the right to be a douchebag to everybody in the lobby. Seriously.
#9. Playing Gold like it's Bronze - for the record, you do need to take cover. No, you can't just place your Pally shield at a ladder and hope your incompetent team mate carrying only a pistol will save you. It's just not going to happen, sorry.
#10. Camping the mother****ing control room in mother****ing Firebase Giant - what are you doing?
And that's about all I can think of right now. I hate randoms, they do stupid ****.
#2
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:44
#3
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:47
#4
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:48
#5
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:48
- I haven't had a failed gold pug since reckoning.
- I haven't seen a single vote-kick or vote-kick attempt
- probably only 3 people in 3 weeks that actually use a mic
- I've never seen anyone "camp" a gold match.
- people can play w/e they want, you don't need to worry about "team chemistry" on any difficulty
there's usually 1-2 players that contribute very little, but if you can't complete a match with 2-3 decoys and maybe another competent player, you have no right to make rage threads.
#6
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:49
Titus Thongger wrote...
dont worry we hate you too
+1, OP you sound like a total Dbag and I'm sure everyone you play with hates playing with you more than you hate playing with them...
#7
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:51
rlucht wrote...
Titus Thongger wrote...
dont worry we hate you too
+1, OP you sound like a total Dbag and I'm sure everyone you play with hates playing with you more than you hate playing with them...
I really don't doubt it for a second. But you know what? At least that way I don't have to feel like an **** for disliking the many idiots that **** up the game.
#8
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:52
If you would have just said, "Why I hate PuG's"
We would all know you hate PUGS.
On topic, I don't hate PUGS, but I do feel that there are some that try to play on difficulty levels they are in no way shape or form ready for.
That's just annoying and a burden most of the time.
#9
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:54
#10
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:55
#11
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:56
Sovereign24 wrote...
Video games are supposed to be enjoyable experiences. Maybe this one isn't for you?
Its enjoyable for the most part, but you do occasionally get the morons/trolls/whatevers who spoil it for everyone.
#12
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:57
#13
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:58
#3 Juggernauts are not about putting dents in enemies HP. They're about distracting them and taking all the agro while others attack with impunity.
#6 See #1 replace "kit" with "gun"
#8 Sounds hypocritical.
Yes you see players not using consumables when they probably should or doing other stupid stuff like not gelling/reviving others or not helping on objectives, but we all cope. Lead by example, but don't be a ****** when people prefer different play styles to you.
#14
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 08:58
tl:dr - "I couldn't clutch a gold game on my TGI so I'm blaming everyone else".
#15
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 09:01
#16
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 09:02
Stimpo wrote...
For those who don't feel like reading the full rant
tl:dr - "I couldn't clutch a gold game on my TGI so I'm blaming everyone else".
BWAHAHAHA
/thread
#17
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 09:02
#18
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 09:03
ollpet wrote...
#8. Arrogant son of a.. Reminds me of OP.
pretty much
#19
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 09:05
#20
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 09:09
#21
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 09:15
@Jordan - The point of #3 was that they WEREN'T playing Juggernaut, while also using peashooters and thus not doing any damage at all, yet still running up into boss-enemies faces thinking that they would do **** all.
@Everyone else - Precisely what I expected.
@Myself - Mission accomplished.
#22
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 09:17
OP, check out this thread for an alternative way to play, you just might find yourself enjoying yourself more:
social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/343/index/16308046
Modifié par Gao Qiu, 19 mars 2013 - 09:18 .
#23
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 09:18
TF-137 wrote...
Cool story bosh'tet
#24
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 09:18
xMASSxKhaotic wrote...
I'm lol'ing pretty hard at these replies.
@Jordan - The point of #3 was that they WEREN'T playing Juggernaut, while also using peashooters and thus not doing any damage at all, yet still running up into boss-enemies faces thinking that they would do **** all.
@Everyone else - Precisely what I expected.
@Myself - Mission accomplished.
sounds like you should give yourself +3 interwebs champ.
#25
Posté 19 mars 2013 - 09:19
corporal doody wrote...
xMASSxKhaotic wrote...
I'm lol'ing pretty hard at these replies.
@Jordan - The point of #3 was that they WEREN'T playing Juggernaut, while also using peashooters and thus not doing any damage at all, yet still running up into boss-enemies faces thinking that they would do **** all.
@Everyone else - Precisely what I expected.
@Myself - Mission accomplished.
sounds like you should give yourself +3 interwebs champ.





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