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Sittingbull47

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 Topic. I'm sure I'm missing some example of idiocy, but off the top of my head:

7. Level 20 Volus Engineer WITHOUT Proximity Mines. 

6. Asari Adept with a Widow. If you need stasis to snipe, you'd better be sniping with a pistol. 

5. "Dude, stop stealing my points!" 

4. A team with three Juggernauts (none of which were on the offensive). 
3. While playing a platinum with randoms (I know...futile) with my associate "Im the Big Bare," we were dumbfounded to hear our teammate say, "Oh crap, I wish I had some rockets" on wave 2. Homeboy came into a platinum poor on equipment. 

2. The "Any Difficulty" option on the quick match screen.

1. Me with a Geth Spitfire on a Volus Engineer. And I led the team on Gold. Worst randoms ever.

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N7 under 400 with no consumables, level 1 common weapon, no gear in a gold match sending cry-cry messages when they get kicked.

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upinya slayin

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Sittingbull47 wrote...

 Topic. I'm sure I'm missing some example of idiocy, but off the top of my head:

7. Level 20 Volus Engineer WITHOUT Proximity Mines. 

6. Asari Adept with a Widow. If you need stasis to snipe, you'd better be sniping with a pistol. 

5. "Dude, stop stealing my points!" 

4. A team with three Juggernauts (none of which were on the offensive). 
3. While playing a platinum with randoms (I know...futile) with my associate "Im the Big Bare," we were dumbfounded to hear our teammate say, "Oh crap, I wish I had some rockets" on wave 2. Homeboy came into a platinum poor on equipment. 

2. The "Any Difficulty" option on the quick match screen.

1. Me with a Geth Spitfire on a Volus Engineer. And I led the team on Gold. Worst randoms ever.


my friend ran a volus with spitfire yesterday and kicked ass with it

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upinya slayin wrote...

Sittingbull47 wrote...

 Topic. I'm sure I'm missing some example of idiocy, but off the top of my head:

7. Level 20 Volus Engineer WITHOUT Proximity Mines. 

6. Asari Adept with a Widow. If you need stasis to snipe, you'd better be sniping with a pistol. 

5. "Dude, stop stealing my points!" 

4. A team with three Juggernauts (none of which were on the offensive). 
3. While playing a platinum with randoms (I know...futile) with my associate "Im the Big Bare," we were dumbfounded to hear our teammate say, "Oh crap, I wish I had some rockets" on wave 2. Homeboy came into a platinum poor on equipment. 

2. The "Any Difficulty" option on the quick match screen.

1. Me with a Geth Spitfire on a Volus Engineer. And I led the team on Gold. Worst randoms ever.


my friend ran a volus with spitfire yesterday and kicked ass with it




Doesn't mean it's not a stupid strategy.

Those PUGs.

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Reapers on Dagger. QFE (a young girl, about 12 by my guess) takes cover right in front of the LZ. "I don't know why you guys are running down there, I'm going to stay up here where the enemies can't get me!"

You can imagine how that went.
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That Turiens suck at weapons and have no stability. Also the same person said that the Vorcha hunter is the best character ever.

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Sittingbull47 wrote...

2. The "Any Difficulty" option on the quick match screen.



default setting for new players is unknown/collectors/plat

huehuehuehue

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This is a veiled epeen thread. STONE THE OP.
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SavagelyEpic

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TheJimMan wrote...

Reapers on Dagger. QFE (a young girl, about 12 by my guess) takes cover right in front of the LZ. "I don't know why you guys are running down there, I'm going to stay up here where the enemies can't get me!"

You can imagine how that went.


sure it wasn't a prepubescent boy?

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Pyroninja42

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SavagelyEpic wrote...

TheJimMan wrote...

Reapers on Dagger. QFE (a young girl, about 12 by my guess) takes cover right in front of the LZ. "I don't know why you guys are running down there, I'm going to stay up here where the enemies can't get me!"

You can imagine how that went.


sure it wasn't a prepubescent boy?


Or possibly a young girl who isn't aware the overexposure to video games during puberty results in gender transmogrification.
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It's a tie between collectors and geth.

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1) The Eagle sucks!
2) The Drell Vanguard is terrible, you are a Level 1000 you should know better!
3) Dude! This Platinum Speedrun will be so much easier with Juggernauts!
4) Man it's freaken OP that Brutes can damage you after they die...
5) Can I missile glitch, just to see what it's like?

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OperatingWookie wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

Sittingbull47 wrote...

 Topic. I'm sure I'm missing some example of idiocy, but off the top of my head:

7. Level 20 Volus Engineer WITHOUT Proximity Mines. 

6. Asari Adept with a Widow. If you need stasis to snipe, you'd better be sniping with a pistol. 

5. "Dude, stop stealing my points!" 

4. A team with three Juggernauts (none of which were on the offensive). 
3. While playing a platinum with randoms (I know...futile) with my associate "Im the Big Bare," we were dumbfounded to hear our teammate say, "Oh crap, I wish I had some rockets" on wave 2. Homeboy came into a platinum poor on equipment. 

2. The "Any Difficulty" option on the quick match screen.

1. Me with a Geth Spitfire on a Volus Engineer. And I led the team on Gold. Worst randoms ever.


my friend ran a volus with spitfire yesterday and kicked ass with it




Doesn't mean it's not a stupid strategy.

Those PUGs.


its not stupid if it works for you :innocent:

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upinya slayin

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landylan wrote...

It's a tie between collectors and geth.


people who try to milk cats :whistle:

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"Ha, he's using a pistol on an infiltrator" in reference to my Talon HFI. Only to admit later that the Talon appears to be badass.

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Dunno what he exactly said, but I was playing as my Volus VanGOD and some guy got mad at me because I was running around killing everything instead of following him around and Shield Boosting him so his Cabal would have 95% DR.

He left after I got first place by a solid 100k points.
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upinya slayin wrote...

OperatingWookie wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

Sittingbull47 wrote...

 Topic. I'm sure I'm missing some example of idiocy, but off the top of my head:

7. Level 20 Volus Engineer WITHOUT Proximity Mines. 

6. Asari Adept with a Widow. If you need stasis to snipe, you'd better be sniping with a pistol. 

5. "Dude, stop stealing my points!" 

4. A team with three Juggernauts (none of which were on the offensive). 
3. While playing a platinum with randoms (I know...futile) with my associate "Im the Big Bare," we were dumbfounded to hear our teammate say, "Oh crap, I wish I had some rockets" on wave 2. Homeboy came into a platinum poor on equipment. 

2. The "Any Difficulty" option on the quick match screen.

1. Me with a Geth Spitfire on a Volus Engineer. And I led the team on Gold. Worst randoms ever.


my friend ran a volus with spitfire yesterday and kicked ass with it




Doesn't mean it's not a stupid strategy.

Those PUGs.


its not stupid if it works for you :innocent:



Touche. Somethimes crazy is the best way to go.

Like speccing out of snap freeze on the paladin.

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N7 Fury with Typhoon... dying all time... my friend and i was laughting all fking time and complaining about the absurd of that

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upinya slayin

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OperatingWookie wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

OperatingWookie wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

Sittingbull47 wrote...

 Topic. I'm sure I'm missing some example of idiocy, but off the top of my head:

7. Level 20 Volus Engineer WITHOUT Proximity Mines. 

6. Asari Adept with a Widow. If you need stasis to snipe, you'd better be sniping with a pistol. 

5. "Dude, stop stealing my points!" 

4. A team with three Juggernauts (none of which were on the offensive). 
3. While playing a platinum with randoms (I know...futile) with my associate "Im the Big Bare," we were dumbfounded to hear our teammate say, "Oh crap, I wish I had some rockets" on wave 2. Homeboy came into a platinum poor on equipment. 

2. The "Any Difficulty" option on the quick match screen.

1. Me with a Geth Spitfire on a Volus Engineer. And I led the team on Gold. Worst randoms ever.


my friend ran a volus with spitfire yesterday and kicked ass with it




Doesn't mean it's not a stupid strategy.

Those PUGs.


its not stupid if it works for you :innocent:



Touche. Somethimes crazy is the best way to go.

Like speccing out of snap freeze on the paladin.


lol IDK why people do that perosnally but hey if they can hold their own it doens't matter to me. i'm not gonna tell anyone how to play. plus messing around with crazy builds is fun and a vlos looks soooo cute with its mini-minigun

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1. The cerberus harrier has too much recoil
2. Drells are useless and don't deal damage
3. I speced out of tactical cloak
4. The black widow fires too slow.
5. The piranha is terrible.
6. I'm a salarian engineer that doesn't have a decoy.
7. I didn't set my snap freeze for cryo explosions.

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N7 Destroyer sucks! lold

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LuckyBullet95 wrote...

3) Dude! This Platinum Speedrun will be so much easier with Juggernauts!

If you're just farming you can take a Juggernaut. I've tried some days ago. You just need to start walking towards your station sooner. Best setup is of course 1x Drellfiltrator and 3x GI.

Dumbest thing I've seen was a bronze duo with a friend who'd just started playing and I was helping him with the weapon medal weekend op (glacier against reapers). He was playing his newly acquired krogan and I was a shield boosting volus. I got grabbed by a banshee that jumped through a wall. He manages to kill it and in the end there is only a brute left. He starts meleeing it. I tell him "Stop doing that, they can sync-kill you." "No, they can't." "Uh, yes, they do." "No, I've played against them, it never happened to me." *brute picks him up and smashes him repeatedly into the ground* *I'm laughing my ass off while he starts cursing and we get a mission failure* :lol:
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corporal doody wrote...

N7 under 400 with no consumables, level 1 common weapon, no gear in a gold match sending cry-cry messages when they get kicked.


You've been playing this game for how long and you're still looking at N7 ranks?!?!?!

Looks and sounds pretty newb for the amount of time you got in game.

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Arc Pistol is weak.

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"You're a hacker!"
After my lvl1 claymore HSol completely obliterated a lvl19 and 2 lvl20 harrier TGIs scores. All 3 N7 ranks combined still weren't even close to triple digits. And it was on PS3. Does the PS3 even have hacks? Lol.