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[BDaddy1968]

"I'm reporting you for missile glitching!"
After removing that ugly launcher from my back.

[Zero132132]

"Dumbasses... if you keep running around like that, you're gonna start dying, and I'm not gonna revive you! We need to stick together!"
- the one camper

Later, he instead said "Oh... nice, good job..."

Also, soon after release (long ago), someone used a missile launcher on a single guardian because "that's the only way to kill them through those damned shields!"

Modifié par Zero132132, 19 mars 2013 - 09:27 .

[chefcook90]

Watching PUGer's play the Asari Vanguard like she's a krogan.

Nothing but biotic charges and heavy melees.
Not bothering to fire their guns.
And worse yet, not taking advantage of her fantastic dodge.

And of course they end up being downed constantly and instantly gel themselves even if there are no enemies around and there's a teamate standing on top of them.

And on waves 6 and 10 they end up going down on the side opposite end of the map while everyone else is doing the objective - then get their face stomped on, because they used all of their gels by wave 5.

Modifié par chefcook90, 19 mars 2013 - 09:43 .

[mumba]

"Stop kill-whoring"

And getting message spammed for kicking him when he was using a typhoon 1 with a shotgun rail-amp.

[Fang92]

Zero132132 wrote...

"Dumbasses... if you keep running around like that, you're gonna start dying, and I'm not gonna revive you! We need to stick together!"
- the one camper

Later, he instead said "Oh... nice, good job..."

Also, soon after release (long ago), someone used a missile launcher on a single guardian because "that's the only way to kill them through those damned shields!"

Maybe then theyd actually be threatening.

[cronshaw]

The dumbest:
probably when I was trying to pause the game and bring up the radial menu my first MP match

[Lady Mortho]

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

[Kittstalkur]

blackfist74 wrote...

7. I didn't set my snap freeze for cryo explosions.

The combo damage evolution is bugged, so there's no real point in picking it.

Unless you mean the 10% damage taken increase, which honestly, I skip too. If I really want to debuff things, there's Proxy Mine and Tactical Scan and a whole slew of other, better powers for it. Personally I'd rather have the slow.

[Zero132132]

modok8 wrote...

The dumbest:
probably when I was trying to pause the game and bring up the radial menu my first MP match

I'm sure plenty of us had that moment early on. I actually was doing a silly solo with a Volus Engineer (needed a couple waves, wanted to get 'outsider' again) and I started to fall asleep, so I pressed the 'start' button attempting to pause it. Strangely enough, when I woke up a tiny bit, I was still alive, because all that was alive anymore was a single Nemesis.

That's what happens when you play too much SP. 

[DAO MAdhatter]

 Sniper shadow who played lone wolf & payed for it. Lol the idiot wiped on extraction all way across the map on London on gold because he thought his cod loner bs would help him win.

Modifié par DAO MAdhatter, 19 mars 2013 - 09:46 .

[Wendig]

I heard two pugs talking about their gift packs during Lodestar. Pug#1 was upset because he got a Hurricane. Pug#2 got a Eagle, thus making Pug#1 jealous because Pug#2 "got the good gun."

As soon as the lobby finished loading I was out of there.

[Beerfish]

I find nothing wrong with not specing in prox mines for the Volus. I Personally find I end up not making good use of some powers if I use two of them alot. with that volus I use tac mine as often as i can, and of course shield boost. In the heat of battle I simply end up not using prox that often.

[Original Twigman]

maybe not the dumbest, but one of my favorites

A whole thread of people saying that bonus power Biotic Charge Evo was crap.

[Slojack]

last night with about 6 seconds left in extraction, I decided to start chucking my VorchaSent grenades blindly across the board. I mean, why not? Well, they worked and my Bloodlust kicked in and my character Bloodlusted itself right out of the LZ. D'oh.

[DAO MAdhatter]

Wendig wrote...

I heard two pugs talking about their gift packs during Lodestar. Pug#1 was upset because he got a Hurricane. Pug#2 got a Eagle, thus making Pug#1 jealous because Pug#2 "got the good gun."

As soon as the lobby finished loading I was out of there.

lol neither of this guns were good. You were smart for leaving those idiots behind.

[TheJimMan]

Pyroninja42 wrote...

SavagelyEpic wrote...

TheJimMan wrote...

Reapers on Dagger. QFE (a young girl, about 12 by my guess) takes cover right in front of the LZ. "I don't know why you guys are running down there, I'm going to stay up here where the enemies can't get me!"

You can imagine how that went.

sure it wasn't a prepubescent boy?

Or possibly a young girl who isn't aware the overexposure to video games during puberty results in gender transmogrification.

Yeah, I'm sure. She may have begun the transmogrification process, but she was definitely a tween female. PSN was a girl's name folllwed by some numbers, too. She also went on for about a wave about how we should use cover more. Because the Banshees can't grab you while you're in cover, apparently. 

[Aphid32]

I once heard a guy talking about how the Widow used too almost one-shot everything until it was nerfed. This was in a gold game.

[jakenou]

Sittingbull47 wrote...

7. Level 20 Volus Engineer WITHOUT Proximity Mines.

Ummmm, ehhhmmm errrrr... I guess I'm dumbestest?

[Alix626]

TheJimMan wrote...

Reapers on Dagger. QFE (a young girl, about 12 by my guess) takes cover right in front of the LZ. "I don't know why you guys are running down there, I'm going to stay up here where the enemies can't get me!"

You can imagine how that went.

How is this dumb? I think what's dumber is people going downstairs into the killing floor and dying out in the open.

[Kittstalkur]

jkthunder wrote...

Sittingbull47 wrote...

7. Level 20 Volus Engineer WITHOUT Proximity Mines.

Ummmm, ehhhmmm errrrr... I guess I'm dumbestest?

yes. yes you are.

But really, what I generally do is drop a Recon in the middle of an area enemies are likely to come through, then use proxies to debuff everything while shield boosting myself when necessary.

You haven't seen things melt until you've seen an Atlas debuffed by Proxy and Recon with an entire team shooting at it.

[ufc345]

I should use my rockets when I'm the only one who did

[JesuSaves]

A person going on a U/U/P match with a Medi-Gel Transmitter and zero Medi-Gel. They had no other equipment on or missiles. They ended up with zero medals, and they had their microphone always on.

[skergx120]

My buddy used to have auto level up for MP enabled -- Top that

[Deek2099]

having all three teammates run to extraction as soon as the wave starts, then they yell at me for not joining them. i was the lone survivor and got kicked and a message saying they were reporting me. guess i was supposed to die with them. after a year i guess i still don't understand tactics

[KiraTsukasa]

Someone calling something out to me and calling me Kira-san.

My response: "You don't need honorifics, I live in Ohio."