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#51
Vilediner

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Krogan Shaman with a Collector Sniper Rifle 1...and not using any powers...*shudder's then runs away and vomits* (it was on gold)

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 "Dude!  The devices disabled objective DOES go faster with more than one person on it at a time!" - Some idiot that found himself off of my friends list some months afterwards.

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RavenousBear

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Seeing a Fury using low level heavy weapons and trying to melee/heavy melee everything on Gold for a few games. That was amusing.

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StoxRegalia

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Rocketing spawns doesn't speed up the game. Only if you do it on objective waves.

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 just played silver/collectors/glacier with a drell adept that did nothing spam pull/reave on everything, not a single grenade thrown

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Seeker Swarms climbing a ladder. Go home silly bees, you're drunk.

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Maklupin77

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Those Krolords constantly hugged by Banshees.

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I was pugging with a friend and its a 3 stage story:

1. Me n my friend pugging silver , a special NOOB PuG joined and sucked in silver with hardcore equipments.
2. Game got over he left, we changed to gold and that same pug joined back, played with full gear..sucked even worse and left after the game
3. Then we changed to platinum..and the same pug joined back and this time hes ready to kick ass with Avenger and absolutely no equipment ..not even the permanent gear.

Modifié par playfarcry, 20 mars 2013 - 07:08 .


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Yenneffer wrote...

Seeker Swarms climbing a ladder. Go home silly bees, you're drunk.


Seriously ..you saw them climbing stairs.. :o .. i saw once saw them look at the stairs and turn around

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"recon mine is better if u let it stay in one place without detonating it"

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Tallgeese_VII wrote...

"recon mine is better if u let it stay in one place without detonating it"

Sometimes its better to let it there so you and your teammate can aligning headshot easier because of the invasive scan debuff, aside that tell there is an enemy around there.

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Some 14 year old boy in a pug yesterday. Not only could he not pronounce cryo ("cyro"), Spectre ("spectra") or turret ("turrent") he also had such gems as "If you use a Paladin on a Paladin you get a bonus", "all guns get a special bonus at level X. The Paladin gets a headshot bonus. The Revenant gets armour piercing." and "I really like the Paladin even though he's, like, the second shortest character in the game". The kid did not stop talking the entire match. It's his birthday today, by the way.

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The JoeMan wrote...

Some 14 year old boy in a pug yesterday. Not only could he not pronounce cryo ("cyro"), Spectre ("spectra") or turret ("turrent") he also had such gems as "If you use a Paladin on a Paladin you get a bonus", "all guns get a special bonus at level X. The Paladin gets a headshot bonus. The Revenant gets armour piercing." and "I really like the Paladin even though he's, like, the second shortest character in the game". The kid did not stop talking the entire match. It's his birthday today, by the way.


Cute kid .. you seem to like him :happy:

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Joining a gold game, and seeing everyone bled out on wave 1 with 1 enemy left alive.

Joining a game in an objective round, wave 2. Yep, this really happened, left immediately.

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sabientje67 wrote...


Joining a game in an objective round, wave 2. Yep, this really happened, left immediately.


I lag on my own host :unsure:

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me topping score on a tank jug with out missiles on plat or maybe that just the saddest thing ever

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Dropped into a Gold match on wave 3, first thing I heard was "guys kill all of the enemies then go do the objectives", proceeded to exit right back out.

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A human infiltrator hopelessly trying to kill a lone guardian. We were two-manning a gold wave and an atlas, a couple of centurions and a guardian were the enemies left. Since he was already engaging the guardian, I went for the atlas and the centurions instead. Lo and behold, after dispatching the other enemies, I noticed he was still fighting the guardian barely doing any damage.

I felt kind of bad when I finally decided to kill the guardian for him. Its like I was messing with their duel or something. LOL

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Random young PUG is talking to another PUG and saying this. "Yeah, the only reason BioWare is giving us DLC for free is to apologize for the bad ending".

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"Why is this pug sitting at 120 with over 8500 gold medals?...lol he's gonna get waxed"...(11 waves later your truly tops the board) and all you hear is Blackgas?...he came in first?..some grumbling back in the lobby and of course...the kick...Image IPB

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A N7 Paladin joining the lobby with Disruptor Rounds while I had the Asari Huntress. I was like "Come on... he can't be serious." We asked him to switch for another type of rounds but he seemed to have ignored us. We decided not to kick him... what a bad decision.

Not only did he cancel every single one of my Biotic Explosions, he also never used snap freeze... the mind boggles. And of course, he had to shoot all the enemies which had been "Dark Channeled", so every time I wanted to do a Biotic Explosion, I did a Tech Burst. The worst thing, is that he seemed to be have done that on purpose, because after that, he switched for Warp Rounds ! WITH A N7 PALADIN. I nerd raged through the entire game (haven't said anything through the game's chat though), to make matters even worse, we were on Firebase Condor, he never stopped dying, and he somehow almost managed to get 3rd place (the other random was 1st, my friend with level ~12 was 2nd, and was amused by the whole situation). I don't mind being 3rd or even last when this is fun, but this wasn't at all.

If you call this team play, I call this BS. I shouldn't have been that Paragon.

Then I was with some other random who didn't use a single consumable nor a single equipment boost, I went to his Manifest : 165 Thermal Clip Packs / 0 Medigels / 1 Ops Survival Pack / 2 Missiles, NO Armor, NO Rail Amp, only THREE Ammo Rounds (somehow level 3). The guy was N7 ~500. That's what happens when you only buy Spectre Packs from the start !

Modifié par Garry8624, 20 mars 2013 - 08:45 .


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EiznekcmReeps

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I was playing a gold on London against geth and a pugs joins the game with a scorpion and javelin with the heavy scope and heavy sniper barrel on an asari huntress.

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I had a guy explain in broken English that we shouldn't be running around and that he was going to camp the LZ. He stayed there the whole game (even objectives) and complained about everything we were doing. He ended up scoring 40K and not extracting, go figure.

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BACON4BREAKFAST wrote...

I had a guy explain in broken English that we shouldn't be running around and that he was going to camp the LZ. He stayed there the whole game (even objectives) and complained about everything we were doing. He ended up scoring 40K and not extracting, go figure.


If that was yesterday evening I was in that game and not being that guy :P
If that was not yesterday evening I might have had a game with the guy last night lol
He was constantly cursing and stuff, not helping anyone, scoring crap (like 1/3 of my score at the end) and left asap after the game.

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ToLazy4Name wrote...

Dunno what he exactly said, but I was playing as my Volus VanGOD and some guy got mad at me because I was running around killing everything instead of following him around and Shield Boosting him so his Cabal would have 95% DR.

He left after I got first place by a solid 100k points.


I'm pretty decent with most kits, but the VanGod I can not play. Would you share your tactics and build? Pls.