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[Skullheart]

Yesterday I saw a human soldier with a Falcon and drill rounds.
There's also the players that loves using smart choke on the GPS, Gral, crusader, etc.

[Veluxier]

Im pretty sure I just heard "You blew up my grenade, you f****t"

...or something along that line.

[St3v3H]

blackfist74 wrote...

1. The cerberus harrier has too much recoil
2. Drells are useless and don't deal damage
3. I speced out of tactical cloak
4. The black widow fires too slow.
5. The piranha is terrible.
6. I'm a salarian engineer that doesn't have a decoy.
7. I didn't set my snap freeze for cryo explosions.

Yep, good times with randoms haha.

[Teothehun]

Hmmm. I'm having "try sh** out" week because I really wanted to check out the many guns I don't use, so I wouldn't be surprised if I haven't done a few of those stupid things people are listing.

Let's see, my list of stupid crap includes...

-Range-only phase disruptor specced Slayer with no biotic charge (surprisingly, can work in some cases, but you really need the first 3 ranks in biotic charge for those emergencies).
-Juggernaught with a variety of sniper rifles (including a Kishock, Indra, and my unupgraded Javelin 1). Oh yeah, and he's specced for shields, so I get a -15% on all damage.
-Krogan Shaman with a variety of weapons, including the Eviscerator, Javelin, Collector Sniper Rifle, and the Crusader.
-QFI with the Kishock.

If you guys have seen any of that going on, it might've been me, and yes, most of it doesn't work. Probably the only  thing that did work was when I used the Kishock on the Juggy (at least, it certainly works better than using the Kishock on my QFI).

Modifié par Teothehun, 20 mars 2013 - 06:19 .

[Fated Xtasy]

"oh my god how are you getting so many kills!" in that high pitched little girl voice

[N7 Panda]

C0MB0 wrote...

N7 Panda wrote...

KroLord with a Black Widow...

I think I left this guys lobby. What was he smoking?

I didn't wait around to find out!

[Hyperglide]

"You power spam" - while I was using a Novaguard (wasn't even using Half Blast either and it was Silver)

[ndw542]

I played a game with a guy a couple months ago who claimed to have had an N7 rank over 1000 and a PPR during the demo. He started it off by explaining that his manifest sucked so hard because he's taken a while away from the game, and it sucked that all his "progress" from the demo was wiped upon the retail release. He also complained a lot about noobs ruining the game. I was just glad that I was playing with two other friends, so I had someone to laugh with about it. It would've sounded too stupid to repeat if I didn't have corroboration that it actually happened.

[Hyperglide]

Some guy calling a Ravager a "Ravenger" (burst out laughing at that one)

RAVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Modifié par Hyperglide, 20 mars 2013 - 07:42 .

[Miniditka77]

b00g13man wrote...

"Ha, he's using a pistol on an infiltrator" in reference to my Talon HFI. Only to admit later that the Talon appears to be badass.

 "Dude, he's using a Talon..... should we kick him?"

EDIT:  I mean the gun.

Modifié par Miniditka77, 20 mars 2013 - 09:12 .

[RemingtonArms]

Some guy yelling at me to "stop killin' sh*t!"

Along with another guy that ended up in a gold match, died EVERY wave, then was begging us to go down with him so we could just "get it over with."

Guess no one informed him that he could just quit.

[Asari Thief]

Before I even entered the lobby I heard some guy stating that he watched a cheerleader porn because his girlfriend/wife wasn't around and he wanted to look at boobs.

I left without even looking at their stats.

[Yamato069]

"Singularity is only good on bronze."

When I joined a platinum game on my human adept on wave 3 and then proceeded to have the highest score and help the team as much as I could lol. Then got kicked D:

[Wizard of Ox]

"can't get up there" when seeing where's the hack objective's at.
"how dumb is your username" when I joined the lobby - I left right away although he wasn't entirely wrong.
Some dude explaining how camping the LZ is the way to beat platinum on giant, of course, I ended up lone survivor.
Edit: "that went well, except for Ox going too far away", did you miss me then? 

Modifié par KroGan_eRRanT, 20 mars 2013 - 09:43 .

[maverick--07--]

Probably this dude the other day. Someone doing speedruns only had Armored Compartments II and another guy called him a leecher for it. Seven missiles is certainly doable for first 2 waves and wave 3 cleanup...

Understandable to be hesitant of that if you are going for a record or something. But a leecher? Speedrun is a team effort. Everyone needs to do their part and we were simply showing others the ropes and getting some credits.

Edit
Actually no. Another guy I played with once takes the cake. Was playing a gold game and talking on the mic with a dude from AU during the game. Some fool hops on the mic, starts cursing at the aussie, saying how he doesn't speak English.

Modifié par maverick--07--, 21 mars 2013 - 02:09 .

[Zeke0]

I was playing a gold match on Rio when somebody asked "What planet is this supposed to be set on?"

[valium]

N7 Panda wrote...

C0MB0 wrote...

N7 Panda wrote...

KroLord with a Black Widow...

I think I left this guys lobby. What was he smoking?

I didn't wait around to find out!

I hear meth eats holes in the brain, should we alert the authorities?

[Dark_Enclave33]

 I don't hear a lot of things..well because no one talks on ps3...

[Wizard of Ox]

Zeke0 wrote...

I was playing a gold match on Rio when somebody asked "What planet is this supposed to be set on?"

Dawn, my pugs never say things like that.... 

[xOrpheon]

Joining a gold PUG and hearing this guy explain to his N7 1 friend that all experience and credits aren't shared, so if you want to level up, it's best to ignore objective waves and kill everything.

Alternatively was when I joined a silver lobby as a Volus Vanguard and "Oh hey, a Volus!" the leader then switched it to Rio/Reapers/Platinum and a Juggernaut. I didn't wait to see how long it took the silver lobby to wipe.

[SirLugash]

Me and my friend were playing a silver match with Jugs just for fun.
A Human Vanguard (N7 rank 12) joined and got constantly killed (mostly sync-killed after charging into Banshees).
I wasn't really mad at him as he probably wouldn't know better considering his rank (even though he should probably start with bronze), BUT:
We had 2 or 3 times Object Retrieval missions.
He went for the object, picked it up, and was running back to the designated location.
Of course he dropped the Object but he didn't seem to realize as he continued running to the drop off point and camped there until finally one of us brought the object there.
That happened 4 times.

After the match I wrote him a message, trying to explain that running or using powers like cloaking (just generally speaking, he was still a Vanguard) would make him drop the object.
His response: "Don't tell me how to play my class".

Yeah...

[SavagelyEpic]

Asari Thief wrote...

Before I even entered the lobby I heard some guy stating that he watched a cheerleader porn because his girlfriend/wife wasn't around and he wanted to look at boobs.

I left without even looking at their stats.

hey man whats wrong with that

[TMB903]

"The Particle Rifle sucks"

[loupert]

Sittingbull47 wrote...

7. Level 20 Volus Engineer WITHOUT Proximity Mines. 

Yeah that was probably me.  I felt it was a good build for support (that and I love the recon mine and shields maxed out).
I will try the prox mine another go.


Stuff I heard or dealt with:
1. "Get back to the LZ, I don't want to have to get crappy points because you guys are noobs!"
Conditions: Bronze, over a minute left on the timer, complainer's N7 level was 100 something.

2. Players who instantly use medigel when there's me, as a Volus (without proxy mines), right next to said offenders.


Talk to anyone who plays with me. Chances are I'll say dumb things on purpose.