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[JosLouis70]

That feeling when you get grabbed by a Praetorian or Banshee on Gold.

And you have Annihilation Field with Shield Drain... You'd wish you never spec it LOL!

[FlowCytometry]

Ran into a Fury with a Graal VI and str enhancer equipped. She seemed really angry too; dunno why.

oh, and recently some no-life troll on the mic concluding that by my name I must be a girl and asking if I could give him head right as I dropped into a match. It was also on Rio.. its like God was coming down from the sky just to tell me 'duh, leave'

[LegionofRannoch]

im a little volus short and stout, here are love handles here is my snout.

[Zeke0]

Hyperglide wrote...

Some guy calling a Ravager a "Ravenger" (burst out laughing at that one)

RAVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

I've heard this countless times.

[ewhalen]

ewhalen wrote...

I have a friend that specced out of Nova. It took me and another friend more explanation and demonstration that this was foolish than we are happy to admit.

He also specced out of Annihilation Field on his Fury.

Update: He also specced out of Ops Packs on his Ghost.

[Trishharas]

"Slayer with shotgun and pistol and lvl 17. This guy shouldn't be in our Gold game." Geez.

Modifié par Trishharas, 22 mars 2013 - 03:32 .

[Titus Thongger]

That excessive weapon spread is good. Especially for the revenant and for shotguns

[sTr1ppz]

As a Kroguard I charged/heavy meleed an abomination that flew across the gun side of Rio and landed in the LZ with about 8 seconds left to extract. Needless to say I was the only one left in the lobby at the end of the game.

[DeadeyeCYclops]

I heard 2 guys talking who thought that putting the batarian gauntlet on the Juggernaut would let you punch and gain shields.... derp

[BleedingUranium]

FlowCytometry wrote...

Ran into a Fury with a Graal VI and str enhancer equipped. She seemed really angry too; dunno why.

Don't you mean Graal VII? :lol:

[EyeOfHera]

Person talking about how they farm Platinum all the time, yet dying every round in a Bronze match.

[Alien Number Six]

Dumbest thing seen: Every time I watch the other three players run to the landing zone as soon as the wave 11 starts.

Dumbest thing ever heard: The store will give you the weapons and characters your teamates are if you buy a Premium Spectre Pack after the match is over.

[Snebbers]

"Javalin and armour piercing mod with Armour Piercing Ammo 1 is just as good as 2/3/4."

"Javalin has armour piercing already why are you using the armour piercing mod?"

"Talon is terrible."

*missle an atlas, it's the last enemy on bronze wave 10* Who even keeps an atlas alive that long...? Why would you rocket it...

"LOOK OUT THAT BANSHEE IS GOING TO SYNC YOU." "No it's not, they can't sync kill you on st-" *Rockets* "It's okay, I got you." "... What a waste..."

"Hold on someone is messaging me on steam." During objective wave.

"Why do you only have a phalanx?" (Human sent build for me, is power based, phalanx has incend. ammo and armour piercing mod, now I use the arc pistol though)

"Looks like we're going to have to carry this Snebbers guy" (Using my trusty human sent... Why do I not see anyone playing this...? DIdn't go down, was Gold Reapers Giant)

Watching krogans heavy melee banshees and then biotic charge and then heavy melee, and then get their heart broken.

"Why are you a destroyer with really heavy weapons?"

"The Piranha misses with most of the shot, it's not worth using."

Level 12 engineer with Predator II in U/U/S, uses combat drone only.

"Why do you never reload?"  Quarian Marksman...

Soo many more things....

Modifié par Snebbers, 22 mars 2013 - 04:03 .

[WARMACHINE9]

Chargeless Kroguard. No really, A F#$%ING CHARGELESS KROGUARD. He spent most of the game face down in a pool of his own body fluids.

[Snebbers]

WARMACHINE9 wrote...

Chargeless Kroguard. No really, A F#$%ING CHARGELESS KROGUARD. He spent most of the game face down in a pool of his own body fluids.

Some Krogans just want to watch the world burn

[bondiboy]

In the lobby after 2 of us carried a third player and he asks us to wait so he could use the store to buy "a" medi-gel

Not the buying a medi gel that was stupid ...it was that he would tell us that and expect us to play another game with him.

Modifié par stricko, 22 mars 2013 - 04:26 .

[BleedingUranium]

Sittingbull47 wrote...

Level 20 Volus Engineer WITHOUT Proximity Mines.

So?

[IVicViperI]

We started a Gold game along with my friend and a random guy playing a Kroghammer and some other random Asari Vanguard joining in at Wave 2. Both were level 20, my friend played a level 20 Asari Sentinel, and I played a level 12 Turian Soldier (Horray for Phaeston ! ).


The Krogan died like 3 or 4 times, we were always there in order to revive him, except one time at Wave 6. At Wave 6 I saved my friend from getting eaten by a Preatorian, then I got caught by another one, I dunno what happened to the Asari, but she got killed as well. The Krogan didn't even bother to use a Medi-Gel even though he was clearly bleeding to death and no one was around him (except the Praetorian who was still eating my head at the moment).


I said : "Why didn't you use your Medi-Gels ?!", my friend had to finish the objective (killing the targets), after it was finished, he got caught from behind by yet another Praetorian while he was busy with the one in front of him (there was no real way to get away from the two of them in his situation, well except with Missiles, but he didn't notice the Praetorian behind him and neither did I).


We all died at Wave 6, the Krogan used NO CONSUMABLES and had the nerve to votekick my friend even though he topscored (I was a close second), then I sought for his Manifest in his N7HQ, get this : the guy had 98 Medi-Gels, 255 Ops Survival Kits !  


The guy had equipment, didn't use it, finished 3rd far behind us, died over and over and votekicked the topscore. To me it meant : "Right guys, I'm letting you do the whole job, well ok I'm getting a huge tank with a Cyclonic III, but don't blame me if we fail." DURR.


IT BOGGLES THE MIND.  

Modifié par Garry8624, 22 mars 2013 - 12:03 .

[IVicViperI]

Snebbers wrote

"LOOK OUT THAT BANSHEE IS GOING TO SYNC YOU." "No it's not, they can't sync kill you on st-" *Rockets* "It's okay, I got you." "... What a waste..."

Depends of the situation ; I already got caught by a Banshee on stairs, if you're aligned with her it's possible.

[Im the Big Bare]

The "no equipment guy" on Platinum that AcidArchangel referenced in the original post was also wigging out over HIS GUN NOT WORKING WHY ISN'T IT SHOOTING WTF.

He was getting stun-locked by a Prime and didn't know what that was.

(facepalm)

[sanbakko1984]

getting accused of missile glitching after making my cobra disappear.... (i'm on pc)

[daftpunny]

Three level 1s in the game with my level 20 Asari Adept. It was silver, and I'm fairly new, but I figured "Eh, lets have a larf."
When we failed, I was vote kicked for not carrying them.

[funmachine]

Plat game with pugs, not a minute went by and the host went down. He didn't bother to gel either. He also ran off on his own, so I couldn't get to him in time to revive (even though I tried). Then he proceeds to tell the rest of us we're all "noobs and retards" for not getting to him. Honestly, at the time I couldn't decide whether I should start raging or laughing

[RealTerminal]

jamesaka11710 wrote...

1. Guy asks me why i voted to kick his friend from a Gold PUG. At N7 147 with an avenger 6. I pointed out that the avenger is terrible gun on anything higher than bronze. "The avenger is a good gun. I've seen a top scorer Avenger 3 on platinum"

2. Random PUG when resurgence hit and I asked someone how they specced the Geth Engy. "I play the Geth Engineer for DPS. I don't spec into overload and only turn on huntermode when I need it. And my 'turrent' is specced for full damage."

3. Anyone saying that Assault Rifles other than the Harrier, Lancer, Mattock and Valkyrie are good.

No offense, but thats a dick move.
All of the AR's are good in certain ways. 

[crashsuit]

I'm so glad that pugs these days are no longer up to such ridiculous shenanigans.