Dropped into a lobby with Shamurai One, Lord Jax, and droll888 a few seconds before the game started. Had no chance to put on equipment and was going to bail but I heard someone say "Is that marksmad from BSN?" and then I knew I had to prove it to them by showing my extreme scrubbiness.
We got the perfect situation for doing exactly that, Dagger Hazard Geth. My KroGuard was royally stomped upon, especially since there was enough lag that I couldn't charge for most of the game. And hunters. There were like a million of them, each with more stunlock than the last one.
The rest of the team did great a great job of carrying my huge Krogan armored carcass though, well handled.
But it was a laugh, so thanks to all of you and to whomever was on the mic, yes, it was I, and you've seen the proof in the form of how badly I played 
Edit: ninja'd!