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[Ultimate Pheer]

We are making a cult dedicated to shotguns. this is happening. with mythology, a pantheon, everything.

I need popcorn

[DHKany]

Ultimate Pheer wrote...

We are making a cult dedicated to shotguns. this is happening. with mythology, a pantheon, everything.

I need popcorn

You're speaking of this as if it were a new thing? 

[Red Panda]

DHKany wrote...

Ultimate Pheer wrote...

The cult of boomstick is now a thing.

Congratulations, bsn, you have created a cult worshiping shotguns. not even real shotguns, but mass effect shotguns.

The Raider alone is god hood worthy . 

But the Raider is not of the Elder shotguns.

[DHKany]

OperatingWookie wrote...

DHKany wrote...

Ultimate Pheer wrote...

The cult of boomstick is now a thing.

Congratulations, bsn, you have created a cult worshiping shotguns. not even real shotguns, but mass effect shotguns.

The Raider alone is god hood worthy . 

But the Raider is not of the Elder shotguns.

He hath proven himself more than worthy. 

[Red Panda]

DHKany wrote...

OperatingWookie wrote...

DHKany wrote...

Ultimate Pheer wrote...

The cult of boomstick is now a thing.

Congratulations, bsn, you have created a cult worshiping shotguns. not even real shotguns, but mass effect shotguns.

The Raider alone is god hood worthy . 

But the Raider is not of the Elder shotguns.

He hath proven himself more than worthy. 

Worthy enough to threaten the great bringer of change, our savior, the claymore?

[DHKany]

OperatingWookie wrote...

DHKany wrote...

OperatingWookie wrote...

DHKany wrote...

Ultimate Pheer wrote...

The cult of boomstick is now a thing.

Congratulations, bsn, you have created a cult worshiping shotguns. not even real shotguns, but mass effect shotguns.

The Raider alone is god hood worthy . 

But the Raider is not of the Elder shotguns.

He hath proven himself more than worthy. 

Worthy enough to threaten the great bringer of change, our savior, the claymore?

Worthy enough to usurp him if there were more believers. 

But this shall be discussed in another thread, another day. Right now is a time for unification. 

[Red Panda]

The Geth Plasma shotgun shall be Lord of Envy.

[Saints]

Elders since ME2: High Lord Claymore, katana. Geth pulse shotgun, eviscerator, and scimitar.

[Red Panda]

In the beginning, in the first age, there was only the polyshotguns that would become the katana and scimitar.

And so, when that age concluded, the many became one.

[DHKany]

Saints944 wrote...

Elders since ME2: High Lord Claymore, katana. Geth pulse shotgun, eviscerator, and scimitar.

Alas the Scimitar has fallen far.... very far indeed, so far as to have reached the standards of peasants. 

[DHKany]

OperatingWookie wrote...

In the beginning, in the first age, there was only the polyshotguns that would become the katana and scimitar.

And so, when that age concluded, the many became one.

And Born from the ashes from the collector ship, thoust foundeth the Claymoar. 

[Red Panda]

DHKany wrote...

OperatingWookie wrote...

In the beginning, in the first age, there was only the polyshotguns that would become the katana and scimitar.

And so, when that age concluded, the many became one.

And Born from the ashes from the collector ship, thoust foundeth the Claymoar. 

And the Eviscerator came forth from the Cerberus and found its place.

And the Geth Plasma Shotgun followed, emissary of its twisted realm.

[DHKany]

OperatingWookie wrote...

DHKany wrote...

OperatingWookie wrote...

In the beginning, in the first age, there was only the polyshotguns that would become the katana and scimitar.

And so, when that age concluded, the many became one.

And Born from the ashes from the collector ship, thoust foundeth the Claymoar. 

And the Eviscerator came forth from the Cerberus and found its place.

And the Geth Plasma Shotgun followed, emissary of its twisted realm.

But then fell upon them the terrible plague known as power creep, and many shotguns fell in to obsoletion..... 

Only the Claymoar and the Shotgun of the Geth survived. 

Modifié par DHKany, 23 mars 2013 - 02:25 .

[Red Panda]

DHKany wrote...

OperatingWookie wrote...

DHKany wrote...

OperatingWookie wrote...

In the beginning, in the first age, there was only the polyshotguns that would become the katana and scimitar.

And so, when that age concluded, the many became one.

And Born from the ashes from the collector ship, thoust foundeth the Claymoar. 

And the Eviscerator came forth from the Cerberus and found its place.

And the Geth Plasma Shotgun followed, emissary of its twisted realm.

But then fell upon them the terrible plague known as power creep, and many shotguns fell in to obsoletion..... 

Only the Claymoar and the Shotgun of the Geth survived. 

At the beginning of the third age, the Claymore found bliss with the Eviscerator, and thusly the Wraith came forth in its glory.

And the claymore mingled with the Geth shotgun, bringing forth the unholy spawn that became the Graal.

[DHKany]

OperatingWookie wrote...


At the beginning of the third age, the Claymore found bliss with the Eviscerator, and thusly the Wraith came forth in its glory.

And the claymore mingled with the Geth shotgun, bringing forth the unholy spawn that became the Graal.

And for a period of time  there was law and order.

but then came the abomination known as the reegar carbine........

[Red Panda]

DHKany wrote...

OperatingWookie wrote...


At the beginning of the third age, the Claymore found bliss with the Eviscerator, and thusly the Wraith came forth in its glory.

And the claymore mingled with the Geth shotgun, bringing forth the unholy spawn that became the Graal.

And for a period of time  there was law and order.

but then came the abomination known as the reegar carbine........

But before the arrival of the Dark Lord, there came the Disciple, the Raider, and the Crusader.

Nothing could ever be the same after what came next.

When the Dark Lord arrived, it imbalanced the world, and it's name was Reegar.

Modifié par OperatingWookie, 23 mars 2013 - 02:45 .

[soulstriker09]

HERETICS!

High Lord Claymore will smite down your house of false gods!

[Red Panda]

soulstriker09 wrote...

HERETICS!

High Lord Claymore will smite down your house of false gods!

High Lord Claymore usurped the Primordial.

[DHKany]

OperatingWookie wrote...

But before the arrival of the Dark Lord, there came the Disciple, the Raider, and the Crusader.

Nothing could ever be the same after what came next.

When the Dark Lord arrived, it imbalanced the world, and it's name was Reegar.

the world fell into turmoil and chaos ensued. The lands were scorched by flame and hatred and the world was shook to its very foundations. There wer riots, there were wars even but eventually it died down.

the people lived in a fragile peace and all seemed well.

but that was before another catalyst of chaos came along..... 

The Piranha

[DHKany]

soulstriker09 wrote...

HERETICS!

High Lord Claymore will smite down your house of false gods!

thy lord hath already joined out brotherhood.

[UnknownMercenary]

psssh I bet you posers only got shotgun mastery once

[DHKany]

UnknownMercenary wrote...

psssh I bet you posers only got shotgun mastery once

not even:crying:

but I have played with the shotguns extensively pre retaliation.

[Red Panda]

And after the flames of the Piranha had settled, the Venom came to the land, but this time, the unexpected happened. The Venom was strangled into undeath before it arrived, and now it is but a shadow of itself.

[DHKany]

OperatingWookie wrote...

And after the flames of the Piranha had settled, the Venom came to the land, but this time, the unexpected happened. The Venom was strangled into undeath before it arrived, and now it is but a shadow of itself.

and thus ended the odyssey of the high lords.

[Red Panda]

We seriously need to immortalize this story.