David7204 wrote...
It's wrong. And I can prove it.
How much do you think a Destroyer weighs?
As much as I write it to weight? but okay, okay, you win.
I came to think something else that would solve this for all. No more problems even with Reaper Dreadnoughts.
This is also bit more... tense, but it's okay, we are talking about defeating Reapers here.
This would eliminate the need for Crusible and Catalyst, but for this strategy to work major galactic forces need to give their forces and coordination must be perfect.
So this operation begins in say, Alliance space station, Admiral Hackett is there among other personnel. There are personnel sitting by their terminals, some of the science staff is moving nervously on background. We can hear there is lot of chatter on com channels, reports of movements of Reaper fleet.
QeC line is established between Admiral Hackett, Asari, Salarian, Turian and Quarian forces. Moment is very tense, life of all space faring races in the galaxy is at stake.
Few scientist appear near Hackett, they pass him datapad and say few things to him with faith voices before rushing back to their stations.
Finally Hackett speaks... We are ready. We see other admirals of galactic forces nod and respond that their forces are also ready.
From other vid screen we get to see a mass relay, it's moving, Alliance forces appear to be towing it toward some small planet. Hackett gives order to towing fleet which appear to gain more speed and suddenly small planet vanishes from screen.
There is a sound in Alliance operation centre "Plonk."
Suddenly faces of personnel gathering reports of the movement of Reaper fleet seem to light up. They keep their focus but suddenly they feel a bit more relaxed. Lot of information is relayed to Turian admiral.
From the screen we see this impressive Turian Admirals posture change a bit. So much is at stake, but operation like this isn't a problem for experienced soldier, orders are given to Turian fleet. After only few seconds we hear faint "plink" from coms, it came from Turian operation centre.
Situation remains tense, Asari, Alliance and Quarian forces operate at their full effectiveness. "Bink" ... "Plak" ... "Plik" sound like that follow each other in steady rhythm.
From vid screens we see small fleets operating in darkness of space, their speed must be enormous but aided via VI's they do their towing operations with 100% accuracy. Small planet comes trough one relay but very soon relay is dragged close to it and planet is sent to new spin.
In the darkness of space Reaper fleet is taking outstanding casualties. Something is hitting them with force that tears through their shields and their armour, their ships just disappear, but they soldier on.
Meanwhile the mood on every command centre is getting better. Asari admiral appears to be a bit frustrated when she hears faint "blonk" when Quarian admiral sends the planet yet again on new trajectory.
But it's all good, citizens of every planet are gathered around screens in their homes, or giant displays set in bars and clubs. There are displays also outside where people have gathered how their fate is decided in massive event of galactic table top tennis.
Bets are being made, "Who will gets the most Reapers?" "Who will get to sent planet most times?" "Will Asari admiral lose her nerves if she don't get to hit the planet soon?"
Everyone is able to handle the pressure and Reaper fleet is defeated accompanied by sounds "Plik" "Plak" "Plok" coming from com centers speakers. Poor Reapers weren't even able to figure out what the hell was hitting their fleets before their defeat. Which was Luna really, Earth rented it for the purpose, even gave discount because situation is so tricky.
Then there is lot cheering, people celebrating, drinking more than they should, having sex with almost random strangers and everybody lived happy to the end of their time, telling stories to their children how table top tennis weren't nothing to joke about but one mean sport.