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[Draining Dragon]

We needed this thread after the ME3 memes, ME3 jokes, and ME3 gif threads.

"Are you using incendiary rounds? Because it's getting hot in here."

"Do you have medi-gel transmitter? Because when you got near me it made me feel revived."

"You must be playing an AIU, because you sure know how to make rounds longer."

"Call me a Demolisher, but you just made my Pylon deploy."

"I might not be a Turian, but I can still handle pretty well."

"Are you a Geth? Because I'd really like to grab you over my covers."

"I'm accurate in bursts, and deadly on full auto."

Hall of Fame

"I'm a Vanguard, baby, there's a 50% chance I'm good to go again, right away." -Jeremiah12LGeek

"My other ride is a Mako." -ClydeInTheShell

"What's the drop rate on those UR panties baby?" -Ziegrif

"Baby, you must be a geth, because you're stunning." -Heldarion

"girl are you a banshee cause your grabbing me from across the room." -IMA_KICK_YO_ASZ

"Let's go out. I know a place in Rio..." -BattleCop88

"You must be a Phoenix because you. Are. Smashing." -Broganisity

Modifié par Draining Dragon, 30 mars 2013 - 09:45 .

[Mahrac]

inb4lock

inb4handwashing

inb4moreparodysresultinginforummeltdown.again.

edit: do you want to go to my work bench and smart cholk my extended barrel?

Modifié par Mahrac, 23 mars 2013 - 07:38 .

[Cyonan]

I did once use the line "I'm like a Kroguard, I can stay up forever".

Well, I modified it a bit since the girl I said it to wasn't a ME player, but I did re-say that on the forums at one point.

[DHKany]

Do you even lift?

[LegionofRannoch]

I didn't even get paid.

[Cyonan]

DHKany wrote...

Do you even lift?

I used to lift.

but now I mostly pull.

[Draining Dragon]

LegionofRannoch wrote...

I didn't even get paid.

Dat avatar...

I should go.

[ClydeInTheShell]

"You know, these implants aren't just for my biotics"

[DarkseidXIII]

I'm down! Pick me up!
/thread

[Donkamen]

"I like the way you popped that Ravager's sack. Maybe later you can pop mi... I should go."

[TBLKNIGHT]

You must be a biotic since your causing explosions in my pants..........damn that's awful lol

[StrawHatMoose]

This'll be a fun thread.

[Foxtrot813]

For Sentinels (the classy ones anyway): "I'm gonna explode all over you."

[TheShadyEngineer]

You must be a geth juggy, you force me to focus on you.

Lift grenades- do you even lift?

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

"Is that a Carnifex in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Are you from outer space? 'Cuz you just went Nova on my heart!"

"If I told you you had a massive head, would you hold it against me?

"Shadows do it in two places at once."

"I'm a Vanguard, baby, there's a 50% chance I'm good to go again, right away."

"This unit has multi-purpose attachments."

"Seductively: I have a massive rocket, would you like to see it?"

"Ever had your redundant adrenal gland licked by a Krogan in an overcoat?"

"*kssssk* No, you don't get it... *ksssk* I'm the one who gets paid..."

"Did you know my species can mate with anything?"

"Give Aunt Screechy a hug!"

"You can tell they want your body when their eyes glow."

"My knees aren't the only joints that bend both ways."

"Of course it must be me who does it to you. Someone else might get it wrong."

I have too much time on my hands... 

Modifié par Jeremiah12LGeek, 12 mars 2016 - 06:00 .

[Blarg]

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

I have too much time on my hands... 

Yup, you do. But so do I...

Mahrac wrote...

inb4lock

inb4handwashing

inb4moreparodysresultinginforummeltdown.again.

And all of these.

Also: "Are you part Geth? 'Cause you've stunlocked my heart."

[The Mysterious Stranger]

"Stop struggling!"

[Blarg]

The Mysterious Stranger wrote...

"Stop struggling!"

^This one wins. You can all go home now.

[penguins_r_cool]

blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...

The Mysterious Stranger wrote...

"Stop struggling!"

^This one wins. You can all go home now.

dat avi :wub:

dont worry legion i like yours too.

[doozerdude]

"I'm a level 20 Adept"

/thread

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

penguins_r_cool wrote...

blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...

The Mysterious Stranger wrote...

"Stop struggling!"

^This one wins. You can all go home now.

dat avi :wub:

dont worry legion i like yours too.

I only just noticed the bowtie! 

[GriM_AoD]

I don't even need piercing mods to get the job done.

Even that Annihilation Field can't keep me away from you.

Hey, I know this nice little bar in Vancouver, lots of drinks/cover... meet you there some time?

You're the ammo box to my Harrier - I just can't get enough of you.

*phantom appears from nowhere, and whispers into your face*
Hey, I just met you
And this wave is crazy
Here's my sword babe *player looks down*
Next time, maybe?
*end sync kill*


...
I should go

[ClydeInTheShell]

My other ride is a Mako.

[Ziegrif]

What's the drop rate on those UR panties baby?

[DHKany]

ClydeInTheShell wrote...

My other ride is a Mako.

Noo.....