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[Apollo47Delta]

Krogan are red, Turians are blue, Assuming control, This hurts you.

[OperationDUMBO]

Why yes, the Javelin IS an exact replica of my package!

[Theghostof_timmy]

Draining Dragon wrote...


"I'm accurate in bursts, and deadly on full auto."

Already did that one pg 7

[Shinobu]

"Girl, I use a Mattock! I can do repetitive finger motions ALL night long!"

A guy I knew was a pianist and actually tried a line similar to this one. Didn't get him very far.

"Girl, you're like a Javelin; ultra-rare and you can take me out with one shot to the heart -- BOOM!"

Modifié par Shinobu, 27 mars 2013 - 06:20 .

[Draining Dragon]

herculeswill22 wrote...

Draining Dragon wrote...


"I'm accurate in bursts, and deadly on full auto."

Already did that one pg 7

You did it wrong.

[ryanshowseason3]

Apollo47Delta wrote...

Krogan are red, Turians are blue, Assuming control, This hurts you.

"I will tear you apart if I have to"

[Chrxna]

You are a prime example of someone stunning.

God, that was awful. I apologize.

[ryanshowseason3]

Going along with the harbinger theme... Which is more like a date rapey guy.

“Just remember... This will hurt you.”



“Behold: This is true power.”
“I am the harbinger of your asendance. You cannot resist.”



“Take note *drop pants* This is what you face.”
“Our p****es are unmatched. Face your annihilation.”
“This flesh is a machine. Embrace Perfection”
“Relinquish your form to us.”



“You prolong the inevitable. Get in bed.”




“I will show you true power.”



“Your c***s are primitive.”
“My c***s will tear you apart.”

“You will regret your resistance, Shepard.

[N7NJA982]

ryanshowseason3 wrote...


Going along with the harbinger theme... Which is more like a date rapey guy.

“Just remember... This will hurt you.”



“Behold: This is true power.”
“I am the harbinger of your asendance. You cannot resist.”



“Take note *drop pants* This is what you face.”
“Our p****es are unmatched. Face your annihilation.”
“This flesh is a machine. Embrace Perfection”
“Relinquish your form to us.”



“You prolong the inevitable. Get in bed.”




“I will show you true power.”



“Your c***s are primitive.”
“My c***s will tear you apart.”

“You will regret your resistance, Shepard.

[Miniditka77]

I like to get in a box and not pull out until I absolutely have to.  Wanna try it?  I know a good place.

Modifié par Miniditka77, 27 mars 2013 - 07:13 .

[Martyrlord629ME3]

Wanna know why I enable Hunter Mode? 'Cuz I'm hunting for love.

Okay, that was kinda horrible and corny at the same time. I apologize.

EDIT: Another crappy pickup line incoming:

Please don't incinerate my heart. The armor is there to keep out people who aren't as beautiful as you.

Modifié par Martyrlord629ME3, 27 mars 2013 - 07:38 .

[BACON4BREAKFAST]

What do Collectors and my d**k have in common? ...They're both hard for you.

[Whole Particle]

Would you like me to dock my Crucible into your Citadel? We can experience three different types of explosions!

Modifié par Whole Particle, 28 mars 2013 - 04:57 .

[Terrapin]

Baby, you know what I'd do to you?  I'd take you out, buy you dinner, make you laugh, show you the time of your life.  Then we'd go back to your place-mine needs some...calibrations-and have some drinks.  I'd slowly take off that suit of yours and nuzzle up real close.  And then, once you feel safe and comfortable....



























Tech Armor!    

Modifié par Terrapin, 29 mars 2013 - 05:08 .

[Redbelle]

I'm warped and I bet we could explode together if your single........

Oh you can't get out that way. It's only open's from the outside

<cough> well that's not creepy at all. <cough>

[Whole Particle]

Terrapin wrote...
Tech Armor!    

Or Blade Armor.

[birefringent]

I can calibrate you all night long.

[Terrapin]

Whole Particle wrote...

Terrapin wrote...
Tech Armor!    

Or Blade Armor.

Not if you played Citadel DLC.   Lower their defenses, then... Tech Armor!

[Broganisity]

I feel bad about posting in this thread. Just thought you should know:

"Are you a volus? Because you're boosting my shields way up."

"Are you a biotic? Because you can prime and detonate me anyday."

"I can solo Platinum in twelve minutes. For you? I'll wait."

"Quarian females have nothing on you."

"I know something else you can wash your hands of."

"You must be a phoenix, because you. Are. Smashing."

"Baby, we don't need any nerfs. You buff me, I buff you. Everyone wins."

(._ . I'm sorry BSN. Forgive me.)

Modifié par Broganisity, 30 mars 2013 - 01:55 .

[E_rik]

Are you a Vorcha Hunter?

Because you're a useless sack of [Bloop].

[Shadowfogkiller]

Baby are you a M-7 Lancer?
Because baby you're classic

[january42]

Apollo47Delta wrote...

Krogan are red, Turians are blue, Assuming control, This hurts you.

I like this, but I think you could only pick up nemesi with it. They seem to be into that sort of thing.

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See a cute chick in a bar.....Tech Armor!
--The real reason Female Turians are so rare

[Draining Dragon]

Congratulations to Broganisity for getting his "line" into my "hall of fame"

[Heldarion]

Whole Particle wrote...

Would you like me to dock my Crucible into your Citadel? We can experience three different types of explosions!

Different colours every time too!

[Heldarion]

Apollo47Delta wrote...

Krogan are red, Turians are blue, Assuming control, This hurts you.

LOL