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[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

Shut up and get in the trunk

[N7_5P3CTR3]

"Free Candy"

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

GriM_AoD wrote...

I don't even need piercing mods to get the job done.

Even that Annihilation Field can't keep me away from you.

Hey, I know this nice little bar in Vancouver, lots of drinks/cover... meet you there some time?

You're the ammo box to my Harrier - I just can't get enough of you.

*phantom appears from nowhere, and whispers into your face*
Hey, I just met you
And this wave is crazy
Here's my sword babe *player looks down*
Next time, maybe?
*end sync kill*

Beautiful! 

[Captain J. Sunshine]

Ziegrif wrote...

What's the drop rate on those UR panties baby?

Best one hands down.

[White Flag]

"Is that a Black Widow amongst your tentacles or are you happy to see this one?

[Hugh Salamando Filth]

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...
"This unit has multi-purpose attachments."
"Seductively: I have a massive rocket, would you like to see it?"

This is best, I lol'd.

"Keep on triggering My Gun and My Thermal Clip will overheat.

[dima_che]

You know, I always imagined my Hengies to really talk dirty between missions.

One look of your eyes freezed my heart and primed me for a cryo blast !
When I look at dat booty I'm ready to tech burst all day long!
My drone is programmed to stunlock you, but it grows bigger and exploades every time it sees you.
My fire explosions are better when I'm not working solo.

Last one is awkard. I should go.

Modifié par dima_che, 23 mars 2013 - 08:53 .

[DHKany]

MRWAHAHAHA
Krogans don't need pick up lines.

They just get laid.

[TheAshenPhoenix]

Captain J. Sunshine wrote...

Ziegrif wrote...

What's the drop rate on those UR panties baby?

Best one hands down.

[Draining Dragon]

Congratulations to Jeremiah, Clyde, and Zieg for getting into the hall of fame, you god damn perverts.

[Veganterror]

Probing Uranus.

[Shinobu]

Is that your thermal clip? 'Cause I'm feeling overheated, baby.

TECH ARMOR!

Modifié par Shinobu, 23 mars 2013 - 09:10 .

[dudemacha]

You must be the collector adept, unique guys/girls are ultra rare
Im fond of volus,inspite of small hiccups they always boost you and their intention is pure.

Overly attached abominations...they want to hug you or take you down with them

Modifié par Nik6454, 23 mars 2013 - 09:31 .

[Blarg]

ClydeInTheShell wrote...

My other ride is a Mako.

My Hammerhead's better...




...If you know what I mean. 

[CosmicBuffalo]

If I was Quarian, I'd take off my mask for you.

[bjfraley]

You prime, I'll detonate...

[GordianKnot42]

Baby, you really charge up my Graal Spike.

[bjfraley]

Babe, I think you just Stasis'd my heart!

[fireandforget892]

Modifié par fireandforget892, 24 mars 2013 - 06:23 .

[DemonXaph]

Hey baby want to get electrified by my adas!
or whisper to a phantom : my Falcon explodes for you!

Modifié par DemonXaph, 23 mars 2013 - 09:37 .

[GordianKnot42]

I'm drawn to you like a Geth Trooper to Singularity.

[Veganterror]

You must be like a Seeker Swarm because the moment I saw you, I couldn't move.

[Homey C-Dawg]

Your submission net caught my eye.

Is that a quad in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Modifié par Homey C-Dawg, 23 mars 2013 - 09:59 .

[NobleVigilante]

That was great, luckily I have 200% cooldown bonus so I'll be ready to go again soon.

[Sgt SuperWae]

How's about I troll you like Bioware and spawn my brute behind you?