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[shockins]

I'm gonna go Rio on you and camp in your box of shame.

/drops mic

Modifié par shockins, 24 mars 2013 - 05:23 .

[Pyroninja42]

You've got the body of a phantom but I bet I can make you scream like a banshee.

[C9316]

"Phantoms and I are a lot alike, we both want to stick something pointy in you."

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

GT Zazzerka wrote...

That's disgusting! Get that porn outta here...

[Major Durza]

Nice.

[LegionofRannoch]

Draining Dragon wrote...
"What's the drop rate on those UR panties baby?" -Ziegrif

i want to put that in my....sig...but i cant...its too big.

Modifié par LegionofRannoch, 24 mars 2013 - 06:04 .

[fireandforget892]

"Hey baby, it's not a Mission Successful unless I've got at least one escort by extraction."

"I've got one bullet wound but two suit ruptures..."

[MzAdventure]

Just admiring the orbs....

[Whole Particle]

I'll still go out with you, regardless of your Blood Pack Punisher.

[Apostate 94]

Jack's sexual inuendo's.

"Just give me something I can blow"
"Let me pop your thermal clip"

Lets face it. Everything in the Citadel DLc is basically a sexual inuendo. "We have hot sauce right??"

[Draining Dragon]

bump

Also added Heldarion's line to the Hall of Fame.

[Draining Dragon]

"Call me a Demolisher, but you just made me deploy my Pylon."

[DullahansXMark]

Are you playing a Slayer? Because you're... slayin'... me.

I'm a virgin, okay?

[Los Tacos Bueno]

You should see my Suppressor, it's got a 4x headshot multiplier.

[Heldarion]

Draining Dragon wrote...

bump

Also added Heldarion's line to the Hall of Fame.

edit: bonus joke (not sure if pickup line) - If thermal clips are men, then you are Harrier.

Modifié par Heldarion, 25 mars 2013 - 12:07 .

[Los Tacos Bueno]

You must be a Disciple, because your beauty is staggering.

[Grinch57]

*kssssssk* Earn your credits! *kssssssk*

[Draining Dragon]

Heldarion wrote...

Draining Dragon wrote...

bump

Also added Heldarion's line to the Hall of Fame.

edit: bonus joke (not sure if pickup line) - If thermal clips are men, then you are Harrier.

[Trogdorx]

MISSILE SYSTEMS ENGAGED!

[chefcook90]

"There was this one time I detonated tech armor..."

[KR4U55]

bjfraley wrote...

You prime, I'll detonate...

This should be in the Hall of fame, hands down.

"*kssshhh* I'd give all my *kssshhh* credits for *kssshhh* private time with you." (He was really nervous)

"Were you carring a Shuriken? 'Cause that was quick" (Theorically this is an insult)

"Babe, I'm an Asari Justicar, I can go on all night"

"You're the Smart Choke of my Pirahna"

"I got a Harrier Lancer X"

Modifié par KR4U55, 25 mars 2013 - 03:36 .

[longgamma]

My vorcha sentinel is flaming hot now. I can explode multiple times!

[longgamma]

Grinch57 wrote...

*kssssssk* Earn your credits! *kssssssk*

Imagine a volus saying that in a strip bar! <3

[IMA_KICK_YO_ASZ]

girl are you a banshee because your grabbing me from across the room.

[BattleCop88]

Let's go out. I know a place in Rio...